💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Tiberius44bc!]

A black guy in arizona was jacking off in his car at the drive through at a bikini coffee place and the girl working there filmed him and posted it online. He killed himself a couple days later and on sunday zoomers gathered at the bikini coffee place for a gooneral for the goonlord because of the goonicide. https://www.complex.com/life/a/backwoodsaltar/goonlord-nautica-malone-vigil-goonicide Chicken andy of ice poseidon fame streamed the short lived protest https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea..._meetup_in_front_of_bikini_beans_coffee_gets/

His mom thinks he didn't do anything wrong and has vowed to not stop until she gets justice

 

[TV's Adam West]

Some services are worse. Sirius FM forced me to call their number and talk to a representative to cancel years ago.

Got a free trial, forgot about it after a week, saw a 45 dollar charge, and yeah. Still have to call in 2025.

 

[Quintus]

A black guy in arizona was jacking off in his car at the drive through at a bikini coffee place and the girl working there filmed him and posted it online. He killed himself a couple days later and on sunday zoomers gathered at the bikini coffee place for a gooneral for the goonlord because of the goonicide. https://www.complex.com/life/a/backwoodsaltar/goonlord-nautica-malone-vigil-goonicide Chicken andy of ice poseidon fame streamed the short lived protest https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea..._meetup_in_front_of_bikini_beans_coffee_gets/

His mom thinks he didn't do anything wrong and has vowed to not stop until she gets justice

No great loss there if the degenerate couldn't control himself until he got home. Disgusting.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

Some services are worse. Sirius FM forced me to call their number and talk to a representative to cancel years ago.

Never sign up for Sirius. The only customer service I had to verbally threaten. Indian of course.

 

[Oxyjen]

you are wondering how we got here -Thirteenth Doctor

Huh?
Please elaborate.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I'm all capsing, spell checking is secondary.

gotta start writing letters

Make sure to tell them you're Indian.

 

[The President of Nintendo]

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Here we have an average redditor soliciting fashion tips from the empowered lesbian women at /r/lesbianfashionadvice!

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The poster was even nice enough to include a few pictures...

Spoiler: FIT CHECK

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

Sucks Mass Effect has to die alongside it.

its a mercy killing

 

[Gorkzillah]

bro ... the fuck is going overthere in the UK ... britbongs wtf (I bet our cheese connoisseur will have a field day with this one on the next MATI)

I give this advice to every UK friend/acquaintance I have - LEAVE WHILE YOU CAN

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

The last sentence before the video suddenly cuts off might be the most based thing I've heard in the last year.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Herman Hulst, the guy behind the dumpsterfire that was Concord and for also heavily astroturfing the Horizon series trying to make it become the next big thing is out as SIE Co-CEO as he's been demoted to handling first-parties and accounting.

https://www.pushsquare.com/news/2025/01/hermen-hulst-no-longer-playstation-co-ceo-still-in-charge-of-first-party

Does this mean total Sony Death? Hulst getting ousted out of the company for the new Glory age? Or literally fucking nothing?

 

[I'm a Silly]

A black guy in arizona was jacking off in his car at the drive through at a bikini coffee place and the girl working there filmed him and posted it online. He killed himself a couple days later and on sunday zoomers gathered at the bikini coffee place for a gooneral for the goonlord because of the goonicide. https://www.complex.com/life/a/backwoodsaltar/goonlord-nautica-malone-vigil-goonicide Chicken andy of ice poseidon fame streamed the short lived protest https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea..._meetup_in_front_of_bikini_beans_coffee_gets/

His mom thinks he didn't do anything wrong and has vowed to not stop until she gets justice

GOON BUT NOT FORGOTTEN

E.T.A. hold up, his name was Nautica Malone?

 

[Buck Breaker]

bro ... the fuck is going overthere in the UK ... britbongs wtf (I bet our cheese connoisseur will have a field day with this one on the next MATI)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=991kRp8KUmoI give this advice to every UK friend/acquaintance I have - LEAVE WHILE YOU CAN

one more reason why the UK should be sunken into the ocean

 

[Castoreum]

Oney and crew can try but they'll never match dear leader's drip.

I never noticed until watching this but the steering wheel is a fucking square.
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That is so fucking stupid and wrong but they needed it to look uber cool and futuristic. I didn't think it was possible for me to hate this game anymore than I already did.

I noticed that too, but honestly think it's because Sai's BRICK HOUSE model looked awkward gripping a smaller steering wheel. I bet if you put Pax's model in her stead her hands would be positioned shoulder-length apart.

 

[Null]

Is this like, twitter? Does this matter?

yes, because at 2K verified followers / 5M impressions I can apply for monetization and wait 12 months like everyone else. but theoretically at the end I have a patreon-thing again.

 

[Asian tech support]

yes, because at 2K verified followers / 5M impressions I can apply for monetization and wait 12 months like everyone else. but theoretically at the end I have a patreon-thing again.

Would you rather a xitter blue follow or a rumble subscription?

 

[Boney]

yes, because at 2K verified followers / 5M impressions I can apply for monetization and wait 12 months like everyone else. but theoretically at the end I have a patreon-thing again.

Would making a throw away account help with this or is that going to get filtered?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Would making a throw away account help with this or is that going to get filtered?

Verified costs money now IIRC, basically Elon wants to see 2k of his paypigs follow Null before he allows Null to harvest the pigs.

 

[NGMI]

Verified followers
The number of followers who have verified their account.
1,608(8% of total)


bros i'm 392 away from making it big..............

one last rage bait is all you need

 

[Hee]

Got a free trial, forgot about it after a week, saw a 45 dollar charge, and yeah. Still have to call in 2025.

It should be a legally mandated default for subscriptions to be cancellable either by nonpayment or communication with your own bank. Failure to comply should have punitive damages of 50k per charge after the communication is made