💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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MongolianMongoose said:
Remember when Karl Jobst almost ejaculated on stream after getting the greatest speedrun world record ever, Goldeneye Dam Agent in 52 seconds?

This would be a great follow up to one of the funniest segments in MATI history, Null's brutal reaction to Jobst's record.
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I liked RWhiteGoose's self-aware rant about speedrunning.

"How many hours of my life have I wasted playing this fucking piece-of-shit goddamn game, just so I can get world records and feel good about myself? It's a fucking joke. That's the only reason people speedrun, really, is so they can get a world record. No one who speedruns is a fucking millionaire, fucking hot bitches and doing actually important things in life. Everyone who speedruns is a degenerate, and getting world records is the only way they can feel good about themselves. How many fucking hours of my life have I wasted doing that bullshit? It's so stupid, it's fucking pathetic. All I fucking do is waste my life away, trying to get world records for a temporary goddamn high which will last a week or so, until it goes away, and it exposes me for the 'world record shitter' I am. Fucking hell, dude. It's a complete joke. Speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with.

It's fucking true. The only reason we speedrun is because we're too pathetic to accomplish anything else decent in life. So we fucking speedrun. Because it gives us this temporary feeling of, 'oh my god, I'm good, I'm the best in the world at this thing that hardly anyone else does.' That's all it is, really. We're all a fucking joke. We masquerade around AGDQ like, 'ha ha, we're so cool, making a million dollars for cancer, aren't we fucking special.' Nah, we're just a pile of goddamn losers, that's all we are. It's ridiculous. People thinking speedrunning is cool is the biggest goddamn meme on the planet."
 
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CryptoHermit said:
@Null A redditor used META AI with hsi Instagram account and now he's getting targeted AI-generated ads with HIS OWN FACE they've scraped from his profile when he agreed to the TOS. For the stream. Archived thread - Used Meta AI to edit a selfie, now instagram is using my face on ads targeted at me.
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How long before corporations are threatening people to buy their products using AI images of them partying with Diddy?
 
hothead said:
People make this argument, but I disagree. Weed is more like cigarettes; it leaves an awful smell that you can't get away from. Legalization has emboldened people to smoke weed in public places like parks. Compare that to booze. People who drink heavily may have a smell, but for most people, it's not even noticeable. Somebody could drink at home, and you might not even know they drink unless they tell you, while potheads you instantly smell; it's bad for our society; our kids should not be forced to inhale weed on their way to school.
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People say this, but forget how much buck breaking was undergone to get most degenerate alcoholic things minimal. Thousands of years of incremental law changes to encourage alcoholics to be cloistered and mostly docile, and continuing Neverending law enforcement action to cut down on alcoholic behavior like drunk and disorderly.

Could the new jeet meta be put to use to get MATI on jewtube again?
 
KateHikes14 said:
People say this, but forget how much buck breaking was undergone to get most degenerate alcoholic things minimal. Thousands of years of incremental law changes to encourage alcoholics to be cloistered and mostly docile, and continuing Neverending law enforcement action to cut down on alcoholic behavior like drunk and disorderly.
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Exactly, and potheads don't want that. They pretend it's harmless. Sure, you can regulate it, but the problem is regulated weed costs more money, so stoners don't buy it. Look at what happened in California, for example. When they know it's legal, no cops are going to bust an unregulated pot farm because potheads become above the law. Not to mention, once you legalize weed, literally every store becomes weed. It's everywhere. For example, in Oklahoma, the second it was made legal, every place is either a weed store, a casino, or a church, so you can't get away from weed.
 
Dartos Cremaster said:
Looked up these things after the caffeine discussion because I see them everywhere. How the hell is 200mg of caffeine “non-habit forming”?
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While caffeine withdrawal has physiological effects it lasts under a week and its tolerance resets in about 2.

That’s about two cups of coffee. That’s how much I drink a day and if I have no issues going cold turkey.
 
CryptoHermit said:
@Null A redditor used META AI with hsi Instagram account and now he's getting targeted AI-generated ads with HIS OWN FACE they've scraped from his profile when he agreed to the TOS. For the stream. Archived thread - Used Meta AI to edit a selfie, now instagram is using my face on ads targeted at me.
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AI when it starts advertising to Null:
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Fields Of Rye said:
That’s about two cups of coffee. That’s how much I drink a day and if I have no issues going cold turkey.
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My kidneys read this post with the same 1000 yard stare as a PTSD Vietnam vet. 2 cups is just pre shower coffee. We are not the same, you and I.
 
MongolianMongoose said:
Remember when Karl Jobst almost ejaculated on stream after getting the greatest speedrun world record ever, Goldeneye Dam Agent in 52 seconds?
A new trick was discovered that made his record one of the easiest.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xx1HiyYVG80Summary: Speedrunners save 0.5 seconds by enabling the widescreen cinema aspect ratio. This triggers a guard to open a gate earlier.
Since this trick's discovery more than 20 runners have easily tied Karl Jobst's greatest achievement, including Narcissa Wright (no reaction recorded).

This would be a great follow up to one of the funniest segments in MATI history, Null's brutal reaction to Jobst's record. Starts at 1:24:50.
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Still waiting on the potential bigger L of Karl losing his lawsuit to Billy Mitchell. He sounded pretty pessmistic about it in his last video mentioning it.

Crack open a bottle of Billy Mitchell's, a boomer who has spent fifteen years lying about fucking Donkey Kong scores, hot sauce to celebrate if he does lose.

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JustSomeDong said:
My kidneys read this post with the same 1000 yard stare as a PTSD Vietnam vet. 2 cups is just pre shower coffee. We are not the same, you and I.
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You are literally two weeks from me you fucking goofball. Your tolerance resets incredibly quickly and the headaches are purely short term vasoconstriction. You’re literally face tanking the worst part constantly.

I take back what I said. I’m siding with the other guy. Total coffee death.
 
JustSomeDong said:
Why would God love the people who appropriated the rainbow, His Covenant that he would never again destroy the Earth by floods, as a symbol of sodomy? God generally doesn't look favorably upon those who spit on Him and His Word.
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God loves us despite our failures. We may still be punished one way or another but punishments are to help humanity (or angels even as I’ve come to understand) learn/understand. God’s wrath will come but we have every opportunity to change. If he didn’t love us he wouldn’t offer forgiveness even after a lifetime of failure.
 
waffle said:
Jesus preached the message of a warrior king, and that's how he was brought to Aryan areas. He has been subverted into cat ladies' boyfriend for several reasons that are all bad but become a feed back loop that further debases the church and drives young men out while making boyfriend Jesus even more doctrinal.
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You are gay and can’t give me an example where righteousness should be taken into your hand.
 
I finished catching up with LISDE, and I found an interview with Xaviera Caulfield's VA:
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Overall I was puzzled by the character design. Max looked like she was inspired by a template from Final Fantasy, whereas the rest of the characters looked like uglier-than-arbitrary versions of a diversity checklist. To put it even less succinctly, it was like the internal lora of the head artist was hideous, and remixed with any given character design on Artbreeder. This might be why, despite a DEI initiative to insert POC, &c. none of them looked like any POC I've known IRL or even in media. They looked heavily mixed in several cases, which brings me to:
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Even after confirming that there are no White men in the game, you can also see that there are no White women, either.
Life Is Strange – The main protagonist of the game Max Caulfield is named after Holden Caulfield. She also owns a poster resembling the original cover of The Catcher in the Rye.
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Salinger's character was canonically jewish, although coming from a lapsed-cath father in the book. Despite that, Caulfield can be found on the JewishGen website even if one is not a member.

TL;DR: Yes, Virginia, there is a jew-run media, and this was fun - looking forward to the next one.
 
FamicomGorby said:
Still waiting on the potential bigger L of Karl losing his lawsuit to Billy Mitchell. He sounded pretty pessmistic about it in his last video mentioning it.

Crack open a bottle of Billy Mitchell's, a boomer who has spent fifteen years lying about fucking Donkey Kong scores, hot sauce to celebrate if he does lose.

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Hello, you absolute legends. Typically I would include myself in that title, but today, I can make no such claim. Yes, gamers, you read the title correctly. We lost. I have been found guilty of slandering world record holder and gamer of the century Billy Mitchell, and will be going to jail if I’m lucky. This is a massive loss, not just for the speed running community, but for me, as I have massively lost this court case and will pay dearly for it. I would like to apologize, not just to you, the viewer at home, but the federal judge, who has ordered me to apologize to world record holder and gamer of the century Billy Mitchell. I am sorry for my constant slander, harassment, and lies. I apologize for any libelous claims I have spread that may have led his records to be unjustly removed. I am legally mandated to state his world records have been reinstated. He is not just the rightful holder of the first to a million points in Donkey Kong, but he is also the gamer of the century, and with that, I beg for mercy. If you are watching this video, please do not make the same mistake I did. Billy Mitchell is the real deal. If my entire channel has taught you anything, it’s hopefully that sometimes, we just get things wrong. You don’t always spot a fake run immediately, and sometimes, when you do, you tragically don’t. While I can’t say the future looks very bright, I can at the very least say Billy Mitchell will be returning to the internet very shortly, and we plan on issuing a joint statement on his channel. I have linked to his account in the comments so you can subscribe and be notified of its release.
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Null said:
Bankers. All of them.
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Romans 12:19-21 ESV
[19] Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave it to the wrath of God, for it is written, “Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord.” [20] To the contrary, “if your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink; for by so doing you will heap burning coals on his head.” [21] Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.

Once again I turn to the writings of Paul.
 
Fields Of Rye said:
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You are literally two weeks from me you fucking goofball. Your tolerance resets incredibly quickly and the headaches are purely short term vasoconstriction. You’re literally face tanking the worst part constantly.

I take back what I said. I’m siding with the other guy. Total coffee death.
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I enjoy it, you fool! I will sit outside for 6 hours on my veranda with a fan, a thermos of coffee, a thermos of ice water, and a book, while it is 110 degrees, and everyone else is suffering.

Like I said, we are not the same, you and I.
 
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