💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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I just listened to this :
After hearing josh laugh about the "stop hating tommy c pills" i just had to make this

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Remember when Karl Jobst almost ejaculated on stream after getting the greatest speedrun world record ever, Goldeneye Dam Agent in 52 seconds?
A new trick was discovered that made his record one of the easiest.
Summary: Speedrunners save 0.5 seconds by enabling the widescreen cinema aspect ratio. This triggers a guard to open a gate earlier.
Since this trick's discovery more than 20 runners have easily tied Karl Jobst's greatest achievement, including Narcissa Wright (no reaction recorded).

This would be a great follow up to one of the funniest segments in MATI history, Null's brutal reaction to Jobst's record. Starts at 1:24:50.
 
Brenda Holiday said:
Using the indian tactic got my account unbanned. It was banned before the elon takeover and I appealed multiple times before and during elon with it being denied each time.
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This was the quickest my appeal has been responded to, the last time I was denied it took them like a day. Thanks for the idea nool
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This is the new meta apparently. I saw this on poast and thought about posting it here, and saw yours.
I'm putting "trendsetter" and "unmoved mover" on tomorrow's bingo card.
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MongolianMongoose said:
Remember when Karl Jobst almost ejaculated on stream after getting the greatest speedrun world record ever, Goldeneye Dam Agent in 52 seconds?
A new trick was discovered that made his record one of the easiest.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xx1HiyYVG80Summary: Speedrunners save 0.5 seconds by enabling the widescreen cinema aspect ratio. This triggers a guard to open a gate earlier.
Since this trick's discovery more than 20 runners have easily tied Karl Jobst's greatest achievement, including Narcissa Wright (no reaction recorded).

This would be a great follow up to one of the funniest segments in MATI history, Null's brutal reaction to Jobst's record. Starts at 1:24:50.
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Imagine getting kidnapped by Jigsaw and waking up to him telling you "Hello (autist), I want to play a game. To survive this challenge you must beat the world record speedrun for X game. Live or die, the choice is yours."

Being forced to speedrun is a fate worse than death.
 
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