💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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"I was drinking 2-6 liters of diet soda every day since I was 11 years old"
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And the replies are as retarded as you expected
I always laugh when some retard describes the Farms as a "hive of scum and villainy. Where only super evil cyber criminal terrorists post at", meanwhile, I'm sitting here reading threads of people sperging about coffee, and looking at pictures of cute animals :story:
 
Augie and his friend Connor talk about Null in the context of laughing at Bowblax trooning out. Connor and Augie claim Null has a personal "all-time" hitlist against people he doesn't like
It's kind of true. I think it might be his name. One of the dumbest usernames ever conceived in a human brain.
 
It's kind of true. I think it might be his name. One of the dumbest usernames ever conceived in a human brain.
One of my favorite parts is how they indirectly called you a transphobe and since “you’re the owner of kiwifarms, it’s like telling a KKK member that niggers are actually based

im paraphrasing but its what i took from the clip
 
I always laugh when some retard describes the Farms as a "hive of scum and villainy. Where only super evil cyber criminal terrorists post at", meanwhile, I'm sitting here reading threads of people sperging about coffee, and looking at pictures of cute animals :story:
I can't help but view coffee sperging in the same light as weed addicts sperging about their "strain" or whatever. Why are you making bean water so complicated and pretentious.
 
I can't help but view coffee sperging in the same light as weed addicts sperging about their "strain" or whatever. Why are you making bean water so complicated and pretentious.
Absolutely. Back in like 2013/14 when my peers started getting into "dabs" I was taken aback by the pomp and ritual of it. It's more complicated than a junkie and his "gear". At least they would get high in a relatively short amount of time, but the hash oil guys took forever to get all of their shit set up. It's weird is what I'm trying to say like froofy coffee drinks you order at a coffee shop.
 
I can't help but view coffee sperging in the same light as weed addicts sperging about their "strain" or whatever. Why are you making bean water so complicated and pretentious.
Coffee snobs are kinda retarded, usually any coffee is just fine as long as you don’t burn it or make it incorrectly.
 
I can't help but view coffee sperging in the same light as weed addicts sperging about their "strain" or whatever. Why are you making bean water so complicated and pretentious.
I think some people just like getting into the ritual of it, it's like having a 12-step skincare routine at night where the ritual itself is soothing over any effectiveness to using that many products. I tried to get into Chemex pourovers and all that but it's just too much for me to do when my mornings are already busy.
 
Absolutely. Back in like 2013/14 when my peers started getting into "dabs" I was taken aback by the pomp and ritual of it. It's more complicated than a junkie and his "gear". At least they would get high in a relatively short amount of time, but the hash oil guys took forever to get all of their shit set up. It's weird is what I'm trying to say like froofy coffee drinks you order at a coffee shop.
I think it's just like any hobby where you're gonna get a certain subset of people that reaaally into it. Maybe even enough to combine hobbies, like this Brew watch that specifically has markings on it to time making an espresso shot.

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Watch guys are a group I don't really get. They spend thousands of dollars on movements that can't keep time better than a Swatch, and then most of time they've got so many they never pay to actually maintain them. I've got one nice Grand Seiko quartz watch cause it looks nice and more importantly tells me what fuckin time it is correctly. But quartz isn't any good for em cause it has "no soul".
 
Absolutely. Back in like 2013/14 when my peers started getting into "dabs" I was taken aback by the pomp and ritual of it. It's more complicated than a junkie and his "gear". At least they would get high in a relatively short amount of time, but the hash oil guys took forever to get all of their shit set up. It's weird is what I'm trying to say like froofy coffee drinks you order at a coffee shop.
this is a funny story i like to tell people who smoke weed but i think it’s funny

years ago, i was poor and decided to live in a low socioeconomic neighborhood. it was a new area where i didn’t have access to weed at the time until i met a fellow drug dealer. after we developed a relationship (not the faggot kind), i asked if he knew where to get dabs and he looked at me like i had no idea what i was talking about

i started naming some of the common slangs until he says “oh nobody smokes that down here” and asked me what it was. now coming from a place where i knew people that knew where to procure such an item, i didn’t realize how fucking retarded explaining the process of smoking dabs to someone that has never explained what dabs are to someone (i.e niggers)
 
I will no longer stream on Odysee. Odysee's performance is so poor that I cannot justify it. There is an ongoing issue where I cannot easily unlock LBRY tokens to reserve new videos with, and aside from the UI just being difficult to navigate for this purpose, it flat out crashes the tab when I try to do anything. It had a small-but-dedicated group of users on it so I'm sorry.
Well, I guess I'll watch on Kick or catch the VOD on VK.
It was fun to watch and shitpost in the Odysee chyat. I wish more platforms would allow people to post pictures in the chat.
 
I think the answer to your coffee problem might be to have what you're having now, but black and use a zero cal flavoured syrup.
I know that you aren't keen on the artificial sweetener side of things, but the amount you would be using is small - about a teaspoon. It's the same sweetener used in Monster Zero, sucralose.

You can get tons of different flavours. I liked the caramel and hazelnut ones best. Jordan's Skinny Mixes were the best from my extensive experimentation., they weren't artificial tasting.

I used zero cal syrups as a bridge between taking sugar in my coffee and having it black. I just lessened the amount I used over time.
 
Is there a way to perma-link to whichever livestream is going on on Rumble? There was a URL hack with YouTube I could use.
 
All this caffeine talk has me thinking about brewing up some tea. Sliced ginger, lemon, any tea bag, and honey goes hard.

Is there a way to perma-link to whichever livestream is going on on Rumble? There was a URL hack with YouTube I could use.
Are you referring to past ones or the current active stream? If the current one like today’s there should be a link buried somewhere in account settings. I saw that it pops up readily at the bottom for mobile, but I wouldn’t know for desktop.
 
I think the answer to your coffee problem might be to have what you're having now, but black and use a zero cal flavoured syrup.
I know that you aren't keen on the artificial sweetener side of things, but the amount you would be using is small - about a teaspoon. It's the same sweetener used in Monster Zero, sucralose.

You can get tons of different flavours. I liked the caramel and hazelnut ones best. Jordan's Skinny Mixes were the best from my extensive experimentation., they weren't artificial tasting.

I used zero cal syrups as a bridge between taking sugar in my coffee and having it black. I just lessened the amount I used over time.
For all the screeching about how zero calorie sweeteners will kill you (based on nothing really), being overweight is actually far worse for you. If having these artificial sweeteners will make one happier and more likely to stick to their diet and lose weight it's objectively healthier than not using them and feeling miserable or struggling with cravings.

I lost a ton of weight. And then my life got so busy my gym routine and diet fell apart. I've gained a good amount back. It's all about SUSTAINABILITY. Anyone can go on a keto starvation workout regimen and shred pounds. Can they sustain it? You need to be able to sustain your life style and not burn out.
 
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