💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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I used to put a lot of effort into making the nicest coffee. I used an Italian moka pot with filtered artisanal mineral water and fresh, locally-roasted coffee I'd grind immediately before brewing. I tried a French press. I tried an Aeropress. I tried a Chemex pour-over. I tried cold-brewing.

Ultimately I decided it's just not worth the effort. Now I just put a spoonful of instant coffee in a cup of room-temperature water. I don't even care enough to heat it up anymore since I sip it so slowly it ends up cold anyway. It's ok. It's also cheap and low-effort. It's less than $10 for 200 cups or so and each one takes me approximately twenty seconds to make.

People react to this with disgust. But don't people drink iced coffee? Cold-brew coffee? What is this but slightly less-cold iced coffee? Put an ice cube in it if you care to. Or even go to the trouble of heating up some water for it if you're feeling fancy.

Someone's always going to be out there with expensive, time-consuming, inconvenient tips to make your coffee marginally better, and there's more variations on methods of getting the juice and the drug out of the beans than you can count on both hands. But, personally, if I want something nice, I'll just drink tea. Coffee is utilitarian.
 
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filthypenguin said:
Coffee sperging:

Different methods of brewing coffee can make coffee taste better, but it's only going to be noticeable if the coffee was good in the first place. If you make a drip coffee and you can't stand it black, the most expensive coffee setup isn't going to fix it. Don't worry about the fancy brewing methods, just buy small bags of random coffees and try them however you're making it now. Take a sip of it black, and if it's gross go ahead and pour your milk into it. If you find a coffee that doesn't taste gross, then start experimenting with different brewing methods to make it better.

It's like cheese. Finding a good wine pairing for a cheese can make the cheese better, but you shouldn't be spending money on wine to make your Kraft presliced cheddar taste better.
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Further coffee sperging: Example of this, cold brew. It's less acidic, as the process doesn't involve heating it up. It's very easy to make, but tends to be on the stronger flavor side even without the acidity. Worth a shot if you have the space in your fridge.
 
Overwritten Tapes said:

I thought it was a meme party, but it's actually....legit? They share a lot of view points with null.
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The Pirate Party, for a very short time, had an actual chance to establish themselves as legitimate here in Germany. They were super one note, but their topic was (and still is) on no others party agenda, so they found a following amongst the younger more tech conscious generation back in the day. This caused them to actually get enough of a percentage of votes to not be listed amongst the "others" in reporting, although if I remember it correctly they still never got into any sort of parliament. These results then unfortunately caused them to get attention from the mainstream media which, in an effort to tear them down, started asking them exclusively about their positions outside their core competency. The Pirates that were interviewed then, like complete retards, began to throw out some half baked ultra progressive ideas that they had not actually cleared with their voter base or party membership and which ultimately lead to their death. This was before that shit got any mainstream traction. I sometimes wonder what could have been had they only stuck to being a one issue party for longer before transitioning into more mainstream positions, like the Greens did (they started as a one note anti-nuclear party).
 
Overwritten Tapes said:

I thought it was a meme party, but it's actually....legit? They share a lot of view points with null.
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My state has a pirate party. I looked into it and found out they have a discord, I joined and it was actually like 30 trannies from the urban part of my state who use the party as an excuse to hang out and probably do degen tranny things. They hadn't engaged in even a tiny bit of politics. It was incredibly retarded. I think european pirate parties are better.
 
gagabobo1997 said:
My state has a pirate party. I looked into it and found out they have a discord, I joined and it was actually like 30 trannies from the urban part of my state who use the party as an excuse to hang out and probably do degen tranny things. They hadn't engaged in even a tiny bit of politics. It was incredibly retarded. I think european pirate parties are better.
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They just ruin everything. I hope and pray that people get even more sick of their shit even faster than ever before. It's a good thing that they aren't messing with politics as much as I expected them to. They get high off having authority, maybe it's because they also know they're stupid and no one would vote for them.
 
Maybe now that our erverlerd has returned we can some day get a "cooking with joosh".
I stumbled upon a supercut of all kay segments https://odysee.com/@TrillBread:f/Ma...l-Cooking-with-Kay-segments-complete-part-1:9, a nice blast from the past while awaiting the return of MATI. Its funny how Joosh really clearly said erver back in the day.
My favorite quote has to be "Oh god, whenever she handles a knife, my dick hurts" ~Joosh watching kay cook some Moussaka.
 
Just A Fat Round Bird said:
Maybe now that our erverlerd has returned we can some day get a "cooking with joosh".
I stumbled upon a supercut of all kay segments https://odysee.com/@TrillBread:f/Ma...l-Cooking-with-Kay-segments-complete-part-1:9, a nice blast from the past while awaiting the return of MATI. Its funny how Joosh really clearly said erver back in the day.
My favorite quote has to be "Oh god, whenever she handles a knife, my dick hurts" ~Joosh watching kay cook some Moussaka.
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The ASMR japanese cooking shit on his channel was very very funny. He should do it just for the lols.
 
Overwritten Tapes said:

I thought it was a meme party, but it's actually....legit? They share a lot of view points with null.
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They've achieved real political power and even been part of the government in some countries, but... you'd never guess... they always turn out to be crazy leftists who are more concerned with letting faggots get married and rerouting government funds to their retarded unemployable friends from liberal arts school, than any meaningful pro-freedom policy change.
Their public forums where real political decisions are made by the party base are a glorified tranny discord.
 
If someone were to take up smoking, the tobacco pipe is so much cooler. Smells better, tastes better and you gotta put in a little bit of effort to pack the bowl; which to the romantic types, they see it as a sort of meditation. Hell of a lot cheaper if you don't mind a drug store blend like Captain Black or their cherry blend and smoking from a classic corn cob for around 20$ or so all together.
 
Something for the first Reddit segment of the year @Null ,
An Exmuslim/Destiny fanboy made a post on the subreddit r/LeopardsAteMyFace about how a "Kiwi Farms incel regret vooting for President Elon" (Link) (Archive)
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And the replies are as retarded as you expected

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And one redditard calls Kamala "intelligent and qualified"

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Also one Redditor hasn't heard of the Farms since 2015

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Also if you need another thing for the reddit segment, here's the post showing some out of state Redditor visiting Idaho trying to goon but site needs info. So he complains and compares Idaho to Iran


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An out of state Reddit gooner is upset that he cant goon in Idaho and is calling it Iran (Link)

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Just like any other subreddit the replies are as expected
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Idaho is a christofacist state btw
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ALSO REMEMBER THIS WHEN YOU HECKING VOOT NEXT TIME
IMO the porn verification won't work or stop people from watching porn since Mullvad and other vpns exist.
Here's the Redditors other replies from his account are typical responses.

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Also @Null will like this response

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"No one was forced to take the Vaccine you Chud"
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Not A Cat Person said:
I'll just drink tea
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Loose leaf tea and what you get in satchets are night and day. I have a friend from Taiwan who brings me some green tea every now and then and my God it's so good. And unlike coffee you can steep quality teas multiple times. I usually can get 3-4 good steepings per tea spoon of leaves. If you find some good tea leaves try it out. It's really nice.
 
@Null

Watched your new years stream, Enjoyed the rant about subway and yes fast food is now fast shit and not worth it.

I also caught that stream where you mention american beauty

About the film american beauty I d like to add some very weird context to it.

I m more of gen X er, and we alive for the cold war. There were very depressing movies like threads about how we were all gonna die in nuclear fire.

Then in the early 1990s the USSR fell. America Won the cold war. China opened up and made cheap shit, all the resources from the Eastern block came on the market, it was a materially prosperous time for Americans the stress and anxiety about the cold war was gone.

That ended in on 9/11.

Anyway if you look at these three films from 1999

Office space (comedy)
American Beauty (drama)
The Matrix (Sci Fi)

All have a MC that basically rebels against the statusqoue

They all had a zeitgeist of "I m a good little office drone, but I m not happy, cant their be more than this."

affordable housing, good jobs, and having families were a give if not a expectation. And all the characters from those movies rebel in one form or another.

My thesis is "American beauty" resonated with people in 1999 because it reflected or tapped into that ethos.

Its like trying to watch shows from the 1970 s or 1980s like Macgyver with out understanding the bipolar world that existed before the USSR fell.

Finally the message of "fuck having a family, a house and job" I guess its there but the world/time the film was made in gone and it doesnt hold up.
 
gagabobo1997 said:
My state has a pirate party. I looked into it and found out they have a discord, I joined and it was actually like 30 trannies from the urban part of my state who use the party as an excuse to hang out and probably do degen tranny things. They hadn't engaged in even a tiny bit of politics. It was incredibly retarded. I think european pirate parties are better.
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European Pirate Parties are unfortunately the same. The founding Swedish party is the worst of the lot, read the "Controversies" section of Rick Falkvinge's Wikipedia page...

The Pirate Parties that sprung up in other nations were all co-opted by trannies and became a dumping ground for degens that were too insufferable for even the Green movement.
 
Crispy Jakes said:
European Pirate Parties are unfortunately the same. The founding Swedish party is the worst of the lot, read the "Controversies" section of Rick Falkvinge's Wikipedia page...

The Pirate Parties that sprung up in other nations were all co-opted by trannies and became a dumping ground for degens that were too insufferable for even the Green movement.
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They got a lot of support in several different European countries but when it came to actually doing politics they had zero experience and zero organization so it all fell apart really quickly.
 
Augie and his friend Connor talk about Null in the context of laughing at Bowblax trooning out. Connor and Augie claim Null has a personal "all-time" hitlist against people he doesn't like
 
I like coffee with milk/creamer ok but I’ve conditioned myself to drink it black and I actually enjoy it more. If I have milk it’s with an espresso or when I get a sugary latte. The last time I had an espresso I asked for no milk and it wasn’t terrible but definitely strong. I’ve heard the milk is supposed to bring out the coffee flavor but I really can’t tell, I feel like the coffee alone gives me a clear idea if it’s good or not. The Turkish coffee from a local Mediterranean restaurant near me is so damn good, probably my favorite style of coffee.
 
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