💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Ghost of Ted Kaczynski said:
I lost about 60 pounds over the last 6 months and look like a different fucking dude. Fat most of my life. if you cannot do simple basic shit like this, you don't actually give a shit about losing weight. It was the easiest shit I ever did and i'm pissed because 90% of nutritional advice I ever got was bullshit. Eat protein. Lift Heavy Circles. Quit gorging on whole pizzas.
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Fat Niggas discover eating in moderation, Hemorrhage weight because their base metabolism is that of a squealing rage hog, and immediately become experts in the hidden art of shit your ancestors had to actively try not to do always at all times by accident.

If you'd actually had to hard budget (Psst... mine is 1800 a day) you'd know 450 calories a day is literally the "bread that makes you fat" meme. Like if you aren't losing weight, that's literally it.

Like Nigga that is two krispy kreme doughnuts and a glass of whole milk. That is my breakfast tomorrow. Why are fat niggas like this?
 
I'm watching the old BBC Dickens adaptation of David Copperfield, and happened to think older DC looks a bit like the feeder.
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Younger DC is, as it goes, played by Daniel Radcliffe in his breakout role prior to Harry Potter.
Does this mean the jung feeder looked like the wiz boy?

Food for thunk.
 
Null said:
no dude, people just love to fucking bark orders at me and if I tell them to fuck off they cry that I'm just coping and I'm going to die alone. I either have to do what they say RIGHT NOW!!!! NO FUCKING EXCUSES!!! GET SWOLE BRO!!!!!!!!!!! NO EXCUSES!!!! or it's not good enough. I can't just deliberately make changes to improve my overall well-being (i.e. switching off of diet soda to begin with, which I've maintained for over a year now), I have to do everything they say WITH NO EXCUSES!!! OR ELSE!!!.

Like fuck off I'm probably fucking older than you. I'm going to do what I want. Stop fucking talking. It's literally just diet where people get insane like this. Not a single other topic that invites the same kind of absolute faggotry.

I'm still at a weight that is lower than it was in Ukraine, it's just not my goal weight, and it's difficult to pursue a goal weight when you're doing shit like moving countries. #DKF was what knocked me off my last meal plan. BUT NO EXCUSES!!! YOUR LIFE IS EXACTLY LIKE MINE!!! DO EVERYTHING I SAY RIGHT NOW!!! DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND DO WHAT I SAY!!!
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You're not you when you're hungry
 
The milk in the coffee thing is an elaborate ruse to obfuscate Null’s new lactose intolerance since he became Indian.
 
Null said:
I switched to coffee because it's easier on your body but I can't drink it black because coffee is a putrid taste.
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Switch to espresso shots. Add a ton of milk and you've made yourself a cappuccino.
Store you coffee grounds in an airtight snap lid glass jar. It keeps them fresh after opening and prevents bad taste.
Buy your own beans and grind them. Its going to cost a small premium but the coffee won't taste as bad. You can get really high end beans that taste like roses and mangos, but those are +$20 a bag.

Got no idea what kinda coffee you're drinking, but bottom shelf like Folgers or Maxwell House tastes like asphalt to some people. Dunkin' or Kirklands is a good buy.

I have the DeLonghi Esclusivo EC702 and its been really good. The Bambino Breville is also a good lower end espresso machine.
 
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Slav Power said:
if a smoker hears any critique of his habit from a perspective of a non-addict, he will get agitated and will be compelled to bring up all the benefits of smoking
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In an effort to prove you right i will oblige, as a former smoker (lol only one month has passed). Smoking cigs makes you cool. This sperging about smokers is not cool. It is autism. We know when we smoke that it is bad. We know it smells bad. We know that we are going to die from either it or something cooler. But when you are opening up that pack of Winston's with the flip-top box you are cool. You feel cool. The drug is doing it's thing. It's burning your throat, you are feeling your slow decay. You are dying, and literally nobody cares.
 
Josh, give Tenzing a try if you can get your hands on it. It’s (allegedly) a natural energy drink and I think they taste pretty good. 48 calories a can.

I don’t think you’re up for it but prescription stimulants for ADHD help me a lot. Tried modafinil years ago and I could see through space and time.
 
So long as we're on the coffee tangent, the only thing I'd add is to buy locally roasted beans. It doesn't really matter where you live, I've found that there's always a good local roaster close by. It might be a couple of bucks extra but it'll be better than comparably priced designer stuff and you're obviously supporting local businesses.
 
bookers said:
Imo - the cost entry for a french press is so low (they're like 30 bucks) - that it's probably at least worth trying and ruling out before you go crazy buying something more expensive.
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I once brewed a cup of (instant) coffee with that exact French press from Amazon. It tasted like I had already put sugar and creamer in it, just absolutely incredible. I've never been able to do it again, and every outcome is rancid and bitter without cream and sugar and I hate my past self for not writing down the ratios.
 
@Slav Power if you were right how does Anyone start smoking? Nicotine is an addictive stimulant and it does addictive stimulant things, it has positive and negative elements.

I haven't smoked since 2019 and I can't agree with basically anything you said other than cigarettes are stinky and it's degenerate to smoke in your house. Nobody is saying cigarettes are or ever were good for you, but to act like all nicotine is cigarettes and all cigarettes are exactly the same is silly.
 
Null said:
I will no longer stream on Odysee. Odysee's performance is so poor that I cannot justify it. There is an ongoing issue where I cannot easily unlock LBRY tokens to reserve new videos with, and aside from the UI just being difficult to navigate for this purpose, it flat out crashes the tab when I try to do anything. It had a small-but-dedicated group of users on it so I'm sorry.
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By the way, did you ever get your problems with Stripe and Gumroad sorted out or are they just ghosting you?

Have you also considered that crowdfunding platform I recommended, Boketo?
 
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