💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Sketchy Minecraft Mod said:
If you're serious about quitting you've gotta plan for a chunk of time for dealing with withdrawals because that's probably what you're experiencing.
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The best time to quit caffeine is when you’re already knocked on your ass hard by the flu/a cold/SAARS (redeemed)/etc. you’re already feeling like shit so a bit more isn’t as noticeable.
 
Pelican Bones said:
Ask and you shall redeem.
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Praise Shiva!
I should try that trick online... especially when YouTube bans me 24 hours for my opinions!
I wonder if I would get banned 24 hours on Youtube as often if I claimed India as my account location...
 
Jotch said:
Every sweetener has a downside:

Sucralose (Splenda, Yellow packet): Expensive and not truly Calorie free.
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I really was never good at Chemistry, but I did have to take one class in college for my degree. The professor I had claimed that sucralose had some action which would cause it bind with digested food substances and make you piss/shit it out rather than fully digesting, leading to something like a 50% loss in vitamins & minerals from what you ate. Honestly this feels like some urban legend, but the guy was a long tenured professor in the Chemistry Department -- not some adjunct / recent grad with a meme degree.
 
SomethingProblematic said:
Take the proffee pill. (Protein powder mixed with cold coffee.) Gives me both the energy to work out, and the necessary protein for building muscle. But it also helps even if you don't frequently exercise. You can get flavored powder and it kinda tastes like milk-shake. I like vanilla so far the most, but sometimes I'll blend chocolate powder with some peanut-butter and bananas and stuff.
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To be honest I am trying to replace coffee with tea. Green tea with honey and lemon (with some powdered ginseng if you can get it) is pretty good.
 
Null said:
I am 100% completely and totally being honest. That is the exact appeal I submitted and it was approved in under 10 minutes. I was notified by someone posting on my profile before I got an email for it.
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Maybe there’s an auto-admin bot that detected a positive use of the word “Indian” and unbanned you. Fingers crossed that someone doesn’t reverse it.
 
Oxyjen said:
Urgh. I have not seen that happen ever with oat milk. Were you using instant cofee or something?
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Don't remember exactly what kind of coffee it was but it's a pretty common reaction, you can google it and find many people complaining about the same thing. Especially when you pour the cold oat milk into hot coffee. I heard it curdles less if you warm it up first but then you have to wait much longer until your coffee reaches a drinkable temperature... I don't drink coffee anymore, tea is superior.
 
Morrowind: GOTY Edition said:
Jersh is back on X.
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I wish I, Hypocrite would stop tweeting like a engagement farming Jeet.
What benefit does this add except 0.02 cents into his X Premium account?
 
Now I know that when the Tesla killbots come to get me for being White and lazy, all I have to do is simply state that I am of proud jeet heritage and I will be spared. Thank you saar, my life has been redeemed.
 
I'm in month 2 of no nicotine, month 4 of no fap, and day 2 of nothing that isn't meat or black coffee. It is easier to quit jerking off than quitting coffee. Although that is next on my list.
 
Jotch said:
Aspartame (Equal, Blue packet): Makes you hungry, and rumors of cancer
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effectively Terrigen Mists: it either killed you, or unlocked your autism mutant power
 
All the fear mongering about zero sugar drinks is bullshit cope by people who are over eating. I lost over 100lb in a year drinking nothing but coke zero, zero calorie energy drinks, water, with dieting and exercise. I didn't even track calories and 8+ hours of my day were sitting down at work. My genetics are ass too. Congrats on the unban Josh and Godspeed with your goals.
 
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