💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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I'm a Silly said:
Is he the human equivalent of a time cube rabbit hole?
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Vic Mignonia has four cock corners. At any point in the day, Vic simultaneously has four cocks in him.

If you deny this, it is because you are Educated Stupid. Children will be blessed for Killing Of Educated Adults Who Ignore 4 Simultaneous Cocks Same Vic Rotation.
 
Fabio Socialist said:
Looks like Elon's desperate to hold onto that free speech cred after the community notes called out his de-bluecheck bullshit.
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I want a list of everyone who is unbanned from Twitter before I am.

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I think now that Null is back in America he should do a special GumRoad Review of the Eddie Murphy Classic "Coming to America"
 
I keep forgetting - in the lastest MATI Nöll said he used to consume between 2 and 6 fucking liters of soda since he was like 11, and only stopped recently. How did that not turn into T2D?
 
Null said:
a magical substance known as aspartame
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Every sweetener has a downside:

Aspartame (Equal, Blue packet): Makes you hungry, and rumors of cancer
Saccharin (Sweet N' Low, Pink packet): Tastes bad (and a laxative)
Stevia (Green packet): Tastes a little bad (and a slight laxative), possibly also kills the white blood cells in your mouth.
Sucralose (Splenda, Yellow packet): Expensive and not truly Calorie free.

I demand sodas be available that use cane sugar. However instead of the teeth rottingly diabetes quantity (12% of the soda by weight!) they use now, a much reduced amount.
 
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Jotch said:
Aspartame: Makes you hungry
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oh trust me, i know.

I switched to coffee because it's easier on your body but I can't drink it black because coffee is a putrid taste. I add milk, and a lot of it.

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talking at least F2~B6 up to d1~A4 if I really splash it in.

so that's at least a cup of milk, 120~150 calories. if I drink 3 cups of coffee a day (EASY) that's like eating an extra beef burrito from taco bell every day.

I've thought about either investing money and time into getting a coffee brewing station that *might* make such a deluxe level of coffee I can acquire a taste for it, but that's a lot of money, a lot of counter space, a lot of shit to haul around when I move again, and it might not even work. It's also a maintenance level that something like instant coffee, a kuerig, or drip coffee just doesn't require of you.

My other options are tea, water+caffeine pills, or to try and quit caffeine.

Tea is an appreciable option I've done before but I lost my equipment in a move so I stopped. I've never tried caffeine pills (something about taking pills is weird to me), but I will try it.

Quitting is an option a lot of people have suggested but I've never been able to. Ever. Not having caffeine makes me feel like I'm half asleep and my brain is one of those pin coushins just staked through a thousand times hindering focus.
 
Have you tried oat milk? It’s not putrid like cow milk and is less fattening.

TBH i think you already know you just need to do the gym and not worry about it.
 
Oxyjen said:
Have you tried oat milk? It’s not putrid like cow milk and is less fattening.

TBH i think you already know you just need to do the gym and not worry about it.
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They add shit tons of sugar and shit to these kind of milks to make the taste palatable. They’re advertised as a health alternative but they are anything but.
 
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