💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Null said:
I am the nigger's nigger, the niggerest nigger to ever nigger, the omninigger, the nigger of all niggers.
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Computer God Autism said:
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American culture WILL be centered around Null. They WILL have holidays dedicated to Josh's unshackling of the Internet. They WILL kill hundreds of thousands of troons as blood sacrifice to eternally de-de-monetize Jewsh even in the afterlife. They WILL listen to Nullcore music. They WILL elect Jersh as head of the FCC. They WILL intentionally mush-mouth certain words to imitate Null. They WILL draw the entirety of modern Internet culture from Kiwi Farms. They WILL post the photo of Null smiling in the snow when they are happy. They WILL grow banana peppers in honor of Null. Their biggest event of the year WILL involve throwing parties in honor of a forum administrator. They WILL use MATI slang like "neighbor" and "pull up". When someone says "Joshua Moon", even his colleagues WILL not think of the unfortunately-named journalist first. They WILL think of Jersh. Their cities WILL be completely overrun by mutts & pigeons nesting in pots growing banana peppers. They WILL worship the FCC, now disproportionately filled with kiwi-farms-oriented ideologues. Their men WILL sit around clinking together silver coins while their women sit around listening to Josh's beautifully monotonous voice on MATI. Their movies WILL be filled with Jersh look-alikes and their music charts WILL be topped by MATI intro/outro songs. They WILL sue troons for existing and win just because it's funny to them. They WILL send troons to detransition camps and celebrate when they commit suicide because those faggots will NEVER be women or true red-blooded Americans like Jersh. They WILL listen to MATI to a point where their hand will instinctively go for the shift key when trying to write the word Internet. They WILL tell you how much they love Null and how the mutt's law meme is actually about how any discussion with an expatriate will always devolve at some point into a discussion about American cheese. The evidence speaks for itself, that once Josh returns to his home country and achieves his goals, America WILL FOREVER be a nation of Nulls loving Null. (no homo)
 
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Merry Christmas Eve, Null. I hope this picture brings you respite during your repatriation troubles. Yes, it's real.

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Ever since Josh got banned from xitter and he had his whole "I am the world's nigger" diatribe, any time he gets denied service or rejected from something or kicked from something I imagine him in black face. Like in my head he gets an email telling him that they don't want his business or his account has been terminated and he pulls out a drawer on his computer desk and there's a little tin of black oily paint that he just slathers on his cheeks and forehead with two fingers while staring at his own reflection in his turned off monitor. I also imagine he has like a big bright red pair of wax lips he pulls from the same drawer, perhaps in a case of sorts to keep it clean.

He's just sitting there staring at his reflection with big wax lips and dark as coal skin and he just says a loud in an empty room "this is what I am, would you enslave me? I'd enslave me... I'd enslave me so hard."

Does he get a craving for chicken when he feels this way? Does he listen to rap? Or does he just stare into his screen before wiping the paint off his face and moving on. I'm not sure yet.
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This Youtuber claims he's starting a new payment processing platform to support creators like Patreon called Boketo. I have no idea if it's legit or how long it'll last for, but it might help in the short run to have it.
 
I am not Jewish, and do not understand the intricacies of banks and payment processors. I am, however, capable of typing things into chatgpt in order to generate a list that will probably annoy Null because he's already looked into all of it.

But I've included the list anyways for anyone interested.
Here are some alternative solutions and approaches you could explore in response to the payment processor dilemma:

1. Alternative Payment Platforms

  • Payoneer: Often used for international transactions and freelancing platforms. It might serve as a viable alternative.
  • Wise (formerly TransferWise): Focused on international transfers, Wise could work as a donation processor in certain circumstances.
  • Skrill: A digital wallet similar to PayPal that supports transactions and has a user-friendly interface.
  • Stripe Connect with Partner Resellers: While Stripe itself might be unavailable, partnering with another service that integrates Stripe on your behalf might bypass restrictions.
2. Direct Bank Transfers

  • Implement systems that let users donate directly via ACH transfers or SEPA for international users. This requires minimal technical setup on the user’s end but might be complex for international reach.
  • Open Banking APIs: Use open banking platforms like Plaid or TrueLayer to enable direct connections to users' bank accounts.
3. Decentralized Payment Solutions

  • Stablecoins or Blockchain Wallets: Use stablecoins like USDC or DAI to process payments, providing users with less volatility and more reliability compared to Bitcoin or Ethereum.
  • Payment Gateways Supporting Crypto: Platforms like BitPay or Coinbase Commerce could offer user-friendly interfaces for crypto donations.
4. Gift Card Redemptions

  • Allow users to purchase or donate using widely available retail gift cards (e.g., Amazon, Visa gift cards). You could provide instructions to send the gift card codes as payment.
5. Custom Solutions

  • Custom Billing Portal: Develop a custom system that integrates directly with banks or less common payment gateways.
  • Micropayments and Tokens: Introduce your own forum-specific token system. Users could purchase tokens using unconventional methods and redeem them for subscriptions or donate them.
6. Alternative Fundraising Models

  • Direct Partnerships with Companies: Reach out to content-related companies for direct support or advertising partnerships.
  • NFTs or Digital Collectibles: Create unique, platform-specific collectibles users can purchase to support the site.
7. Community-Supported Workarounds

  • Volunteer Managed Payouts: Leverage trusted community members in different regions to act as intermediaries for handling payments via local processors.
8. International Options

  • AliPay or WeChat Pay: Particularly useful if you have a global audience and can target users in regions like China.
  • M-Pesa or Mobile Wallet Systems: Popular in Africa and other emerging markets, mobile wallet solutions could offer alternatives for a global user base.
Yes, there are alternative payment processors and financial services known for working with businesses or individuals in industries prone to "debanking" due to perceived risk. These services typically cater to niche markets, including adult entertainment, online gaming, political causes, or controversial content platforms. Here are some examples:



1. High-Risk Payment Processors​


These are specialized payment processors that explicitly cater to industries and clients considered high-risk:


  • CCBill: Popular for adult content and other high-risk businesses, offering subscription billing and one-time payment solutions.
  • Zombaio: Similar to CCBill, it specializes in payment processing for adult content platforms.
  • eMerchantBroker: Known for working with high-risk merchants in industries like cryptocurrency, online gaming, and more.
  • PayKings: Supports high-risk industries, including entertainment forums and platforms prone to debanking.
  • HighRiskPay: Offers payment gateway services specifically for high-risk businesses.


2. Offshore Payment Processors​


Offshore payment processors often operate outside the regulations that lead to debanking. Examples include:


  • Ikajo International: Provides payment processing for high-risk businesses globally.
  • Mercuryo: Focuses on crypto payments but also offers fiat-to-crypto solutions for risky clients.
  • Offshore Merchant Accounts: Services like WorldPay Offshore or Payza (if available in your region) can cater to high-risk merchants.


3. Cryptocurrency-Specific Payment Gateways​


While you mentioned crypto is not user-friendly, these platforms aim to bridge that gap:


  • OpenNode: Allows crypto payments and can auto-convert to fiat, making it more user-friendly.
  • BitPay: Offers streamlined payment solutions for both crypto and fiat, reducing complexity for users.
  • NOWPayments: Provides crypto payment processing with tools for integration into websites and subscription services.


4. Alternative Donation Platforms​


These platforms can serve as donation or subscription alternatives:


  • Liberapay: A donation platform designed for sustainability and resilience, free from traditional payment processor restrictions.
  • Memberful: A subscription platform that integrates with Stripe and supports alternative payment methods through its API.
  • Ko-fi or Buy Me a Coffee (with Custom Gateways): These platforms can be modified to accept alternative payments if you don’t use their default processors.


5. Localized Payment Methods​


Localized payment services in regions with different regulatory approaches can provide user-friendly solutions:


  • Paytm or Razorpay: Indian payment processors that might serve global clients with fewer restrictions.
  • Boleto Bancário or PagSeguro: Brazilian payment options popular in South America.


6. Escrow and Peer-to-Peer Platforms​


  • Transak: Allows users to purchase digital assets directly with fiat, which you could leverage for platform-specific tokens or credits.
  • LocalBitcoins (or LocalCrypto): Peer-to-peer crypto exchanges allow users to easily purchase crypto for donations.


7. Barter or Alternative Value Systems​


  • Flattr: A micro-donation platform where users allocate funds to content they support.
  • Haven App: A privacy-focused marketplace and payment app using cryptocurrency.

 
An out of state Reddit gooner is upset that he cant goon in Idaho and is calling it Iran (Link)

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Just like any other subreddit the replies are as expected
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Idaho is a christofacist state btw
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ALSO REMEMBER THIS WHEN YOU HECKING VOOT NEXT TIME
IMO the porn verification won't work or stop people from watching porn since Mullvad and other vpns exist.
Here's the Redditors other replies from his account are typical responses.

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Also @Null will like this response

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"No one was forced to take the Vaccine you Chud"
 
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