💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Where is the incentive to do well? Where is the reputation, the integrity, the merit, the bare worth in giving a shit about stranger's luggage? In the madness of endless packages belonging to rude assholes with more money than you acting uppity every hour of every day, who gives a shit if one or two suitcases go missing, don't make it, or are just a comfortable stool to sit on for an extra day? Imagine you're a luggage lad for a moment. You're black, you're hungover, you hate your job and your life and you smoke a blunt on break just to get through the day and you realize in a haze of Mary Jane "who's gonna audit this shit, who's gonna find out if this one bag goes fucking late? Who's gonna coming looking, blame me, and punish my ass? Nobody. So fuck em, for one day, and it goes out later. Looks like a huwite name anways."

Make sure you order at & eat the KFC, the Chik-Fil-A, the Panda Express, and eat it there looking like you have all day, and smile at every black airport staff that walks by, knowing they can't afford to eat there &,that the fried chicken smell taunts them week after week, like a smoke alarm chirp that they learn to ignore. It's all you can do. THAT'S American racism.
 
Karen Horney said:
I've heard you can pack a gun in your checked bags and they'll have to keep better track of them.
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What checking a gun mainly does is keep TSAs grubby hands off your shit. You have to lock the gun in a NON-TSA approved locked case inside the suitcase, they hand check everything with you there, and then mark the bag with "TSA STAY THE FUCK AWAY" basically.

Otherwise the TSA niggers steal the gun.

People who check expensive equipment have been known to throw a gun in there to keep TSA away.
 
Null said:
Is there any iconic lolcow book that's actually in print
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I'm late but I picked up Dare Hunter by David Stay, it's still in print and available for $20 on Amazon and elsewhere. He's the well-spoken and entertaining late schizo Metokur encountered binging 1990s kids shows a while back and developed a strange friendship with. He obviously went through some weird stuff in Hollywood but was always disarming and fun to listen to. The book is edgelord to the extreme and very unintentionally funny. 7/10.

I've also got the CWC/Warhol book but it is very long and densely written and one of those annoying paperback books where the second you open it properly it'll split the spine, so I haven't read it.
 
Was watching some twitch raid clips and I laughed my ass off on this clip. The niggers spam happened and the vtuber fag started freaking out :story:
 
Nubly Time!
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joshua did you know there is an italian bank, credito emiliano, that holds cheese wheels as collateral and is backed by them

they have a vault full of 430,000 wheels of cheese

cool cheese facts
 
Null said:
I have flown probably over 100,000 miles in my life and I have never had my fucking luggage lost before. It's a kind of devastating fuck up you don't even really understand until it happens. I've always prepared my laptop bag to have everything I need in case it ever happened but even with that good habit I am just completely fucked because I am pegged to this location until it arrives and I have no idea if that's even happening. It's also really expensive to suddenly extend everything. I'm going to have to file a claim for the first time ever.

I think the reason I've always had my luggage is that I've always booked flights with generous connection times. It doesn't bother me to sit on my laptop for two hours and you can do fun things like fixing the forum in that time. But they rescheduled my flights last second and gave me a 50 minute connection with a 20 minute delayed initial flight.
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Airline workers are retards. You can never trust checked luggage.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
What checking a gun mainly does is keep TSAs grubby hands off your shit. You have to lock the gun in a NON-TSA approved locked case inside the suitcase, they hand check everything with you there, and then mark the bag with "TSA STAY THE FUCK AWAY" basically.

Otherwise the TSA niggers steal the gun.

People who check expensive equipment have been known to throw a gun in there to keep TSA away.
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Before he became cringe, Deviant Ollam did a great talk about it:
Depending on where you are you might not even need a real gun to do this, some people have done it with flare guns or even airsoft guns (I remember a TGWTG guy talking about how Angry Joe(?) checked his airsoft guns in this way for the trip to film Kickassia). Not only is it a non-TSA approved lock, but it also has to be a hard case which will withstand other attempts to get into your shit.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
What checking a gun mainly does is keep TSAs grubby hands off your shit. You have to lock the gun in a NON-TSA approved locked case inside the suitcase, they hand check everything with you there, and then mark the bag with "TSA STAY THE FUCK AWAY" basically.

Otherwise the TSA niggers steal the gun.

People who check expensive equipment have been known to throw a gun in there to keep TSA away.
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The bag also has to go on your plain, as opposed to any old plane going to the same place. That's how the majority of lost bags start.
 
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