💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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MIC Shill said:
Why do you reckon why our elites are hyper devoted to Israel? Is it really the Evangelist death cult?
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demoralization via Scofield bible and communism, kompromat, desegregation, anti-hate legislation, AND EC/judeo-C
The fact that we can still talk openly about the truth gives me hope, but this shit has been going on for a long time.
 
MIC Shill said:
Why do you reckon why our elites are hyper devoted to Israel? Is it really the Evangelist death cult?
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I have had this conversation with my boomer father who is an excruciatingly hardcore pro-Israel evangelical/non-denominational Christian, and yes, it is the death cult thing. We don't particularly get along much on religion because I am a Roman Catholic, but our disagreements almost completely exist because of a difference in eschatology (end of the world bullshit).
 
Null said:
My csr is a black woman. I'm screwed.
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Sir, -chrip!- I’m gonna need you to try restarting it again.
 
Runch said:
If you legitimately heard a chirp in the background with your CSR, how in hell would you manage to hold it together?
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It's actually possible too, a lot of call centers are still doing WFH as long as the wagies are actually taking their calls regularly and not sitting around trying to do offline case management or something else besides reducing call volume.
 
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>go to twitter
>immediately mocked by how much I miss MATI
It's going to be a long 2 months bros
 
Would Null guess all of these correctly? (I mainly wanted to share it because of Whataburger)
Unshakeable Optimist said:
Is there a PC way to explain why chirping smoke detectors are funny?
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The smoke detector thing is weird by itself. It becomes funny when you realize it's mostly black people who are too lazy to fix it so they just live with it.
 
Desperate request copy and pasted from the casino thread

COACH BROS URGENT ALERT: what the fuck was that song that either Josh or the KC played about coach redpill. It was one of those neo fascist folk songs and it said “they took our coach away” as one of the major lines?!?!?!

I’m 90% sure Josh played this song and. I searched for it on his amazingly kino coach person stream but couldn’t find it,,,
 
Unshakeable Optimist said:
Is there a PC way to explain why chirping smoke detectors are funny?
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All humor is unending expectations. Society has been reinforcing for close to two decades now that we're all equal and intelligent and just the same as one another. So it's really, really defying expectations that regardless of gender, regardless of income level, one particular type of people are not taking simple fire safety seriously, and accidentally broadcasting this fact in all forms of media they create.
 
ok so get this

Shaniqua answers my ticket. Before my ticket was answered, I provided very concise notes about what was happening and what I suspected the issue was (a faulty sensor).

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It was one of those tech support encounters where you frontload them with all this diagnostic information, your conclusion and its reasoning, and what you suspect can be done. What you get instead s the flowchart.

MMMM DIDJA CHECK DEM OBSTRUCTIONS?

like YES holy SHIT

MMMMMMM DA STAHLANK POWAH SUPPLY SAY IT BE TOO HOT

yes i FUCKING KNOW but it's not

and then she gets rude with me, makes snarky comments about shit I had said trying to prove my point (i.e. "if you can compare your starlink to other devices nearby, just use those?" and "we'll send you a power supply fo' free, but maybe you can borrow their's in the mean time?")

then she RMAs the power supply, closes the ticket. I'm like, woah woah reopen this shit, you're sending it to a fucking office in Florida. There's an eMAG in Bulgaria on the border I can get to to pick up a new one.

MMMMMM SORRY DEY DONT DO DAT IT BE ARRIVIN IN DECEMBA 12TH


so there I am, buck broken, defeated, destroyed. i am prepared to not stream until new years.


but I just fucking checked the starlink

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At some point, the heat signals clear, the device starts showing it's warming for the first time I've ever seen, my speeds are business tier again and there are 0 obstructions.

I don't know what the fuck happened but it's like some second tier CSR reviewed my case at random and was like "oh Shaniquah, the temperature re-calibration button is right here"
 
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