💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Is this the worst-written Wikipedia article in terms of English syntax?
It includes Ebonics, made-up words, and pure gibberish; here is a sample:
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kek and kek again
Before they inject him, though, he offers them a deal: in exchange for his life, he'll take them to Ozzy so Donna can have her wish granted. They agree and everyone bundles into the van for a family trip. Donna's father Marcus likes the music do be listening to Detroit's home or smooth jazz V98.7.
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I have no idea how often this happens.
 
Null said:
I'm still getting disconnects and huge dropped frame rates. I really can't explain it. The thing is reporting random red specks all over the obstructions map when I am 100% fucking certain that there is absolutely nothing
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might be a coverage issue, I don’t think starlink can tell the difference between a tree and a dropped ping. It’s relying on satellite triangulation (pretty sure)


Newer satellites have RF laser comms so they can chain together but they still have a connection limit of about 900 KM to the ground stations (visible on that map in supported countries)The farther you are from that comms station the more fragile the connection and I’d imagine that close to China there’s no way you’re just going to be allowed to chain all the way back to the European servers

you can use that link and your location to schizophrenically interpret the static. wait for a large cluster to pass and compare the ping times and packet loss to more bare times.
 
Fields Of Rye said:
The farther you are from that comms station the more fragile the connection and I’d imagine that close to China there’s no way you’re just going to be allowed to chain all the way back to the European servers
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What country do you think he's in?

Last I heard it was Serbia.
 
Rudy Coleman said:
Im a GC josh, dont do it its not worth it.
Become an electrician or HVAC guy. They are harder to replace
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I don't recommend that route, I don't think Jersh can handle it, it's pretty jarring going from tech field into the trades, I've personally train guys who did this and they don't last long, maybe a year max before they realize that it's shit pay and way more demanding on the body. Dude better off doing wood working on side while doing IT contract gigs.
 
Null said:
I know nothing about wrestling but that probably improves the experience
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The best color commentary announcers know jack shit about it when they get into it. They just do color while the play by play guy explains the details of it. If a good color guy and a good pbp guy hook up it becomes iconic and you can make an entire career over it that last decades.
 
Pizdec said:
(This is not serious advice, just a little shitpost.)
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Thank goodness you clarified this, I had begun researching the logistics of rapidly acquiring a half dozen Serbian housecats to forward the information to Josh.
 
Haramburger said:
@Null you might want to feature the recent Destiny discord leaks, where he obsessed about eating ass, women's feet, wearing a buttplug inside him and eating semen(either his own or another man's, probably both) :story: it's making the rounds on YouTube as well.
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His hobbies include cum consumption? Well, that certainly explains Destiny's random friendship with Nick Fuentes remember when they went on that date to a chicken & waffles place? Kiwi Farms remembers
 
Null said:
I know nothing about wrestling but that probably improves the experience
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As someone who also knows nothing about wrestling (unless those MDickie wrestling games and some famous factoids count) my opinion is that on MATI you wove a compelling interpretation of the athletic feats, mental warfare and bitter rivalry of the combatants.
 
I AM RETARDED! said:
I don't recommend that route, I don't think Jersh can handle it, it's pretty jarring going from tech field into the trades, I've personally train guys who did this and they don't last long, maybe a year max before they realize that it's shit pay and way more demanding on the body. Dude better off doing wood working on side while doing IT contract gigs.
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Before i got into construction most of my jobs were sedentary. you dont have to be in the best shape and most of the boys i work with aren't. My advice was to aim higher and go for skilled trades like plumbing as you are much harder to replace and can go solo easily.
 
Haramburger said:
@Null you might want to feature the recent Destiny discord leaks, where he obsessed about eating ass, women's feet, wearing a buttplug inside him and eating semen(either his own or another man's, probably both) :story: it's making the rounds on YouTube as well.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=a4Qnh9zDRQ0
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is this more leaks? I thought his shit was already leaked
pictured below: des TINY saying he likes to eat men's cum (I'm not surprised in the slightest), this text was leaked by some random egirl
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Null said:
I am developing an unfathomable contempt for technology to the point where I am strongly considering a career change to builder. I want to drill holes in wood using powertools.
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At some point in the last 20 or 25 years, technology reached its zenith in terms of effectiveness and usability. But then everything started going the wrong way. The technology was used for evil and our benefactors started breaking their own toys to better service their own bottom lines. I have no explanation for this, just this observation: technology is broken and all of these marvels which are supposed to make our lives easier are now, by design a middleman standing between us and our goals that intentionally slow us down and frustrate us this way or that to make a buck.

Nothing works right anymore. I've become re-accustomed to my Internet simply not working reliably anymore. It wants to drop every few minutes and trigger a reconnect? Yeah... that's about what I expect. Late-generation dial-up was never this bad... just slow.
 
nickcarkiller said:
is this more leaks? I thought his shit was already leaked
pictured below: des TINY saying he likes to eat men's cum (I'm not surprised in the slightest), this text was leaked by some random egirl
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Destiny isn't actually a person. His entire backstory is a coverup. Why do you think he's the height of an elementary schooler? Why do you think he suddenly sprang into prominence in 2011 from being a minimum wage carpet cleaner? Why do you think he is a cuckhold who likes to eat cum and seems to be the literal living embodiment of Reddit? That's because he is the literal living embodiment of Reddit.

In truth, he is a soy homunculus created by the Obama Administration during the Rally to Restore Sanity in Washington D.C. back on October 30th of 2010 from the warm flesh and souls of exactly 100 average Reddit users, amongst other Satanic reagents including 50 gallons of Soylent. Why do you think leftists would hold a leftist rally under a leftist administration? It was a beyond top secret operation known as Project: DESTINY. They were promised free weed and an opportunity to meet Jon Stewart and instead ended up as components for the Ultimate Cuckold to control and disseminate information on the digital frontier on behalf of the Feds as a 21st century counterpart to their allies in the mainstream media. The FBI and their allied alchemical Priests of Molloch miscalculated the recipe from translated arcane tomes in lost languages and should have used the warm flesh of 134 average Reddit users to make him an even 6', but they were ultimately satisfied with the 4'6 gnome that they ended up with in every other possible way, reasoning that he'd mostly be sitting down in front of a camera so it wouldn't matter too much. The other reagents were difficult to reacquire and made a second attempt too risky to undergo, anyway. He was given the carpet cleaner backstory to make him more relatable, with his other documents altered to give him plausible deniability as having previously existed.

Such is how Destiny came into being as a "grown", albeit very effeminate and pathetic, adult. They don't want you to know this, but Destiny would actually probably enjoy you knowing it because he's into that sort of thing.
 
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