💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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R.I.P. [btw inb4 any 'young Ursula' pics are posted, those are from a banned Tumblr account of a model with easily visible cartilage piercings and another farmer corrected this already in the obit thread]
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davids877 said:
I need to start bugging my parents about my inheritance then since they have 2, although one was converted to a flatbed and I think the bed was lost. Although I'm absolutely considering getting one of them upgraded to the Edison hybrid Diesel if it ever exists.
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You can build a new-old c10 for $50k (maybe that's slightly optimistic). The aftermarket on these machines is really really active. I'm looking right now to buy a new chassis for mine and it'd only come to like $13k slammed, not bagged, with all modern suspension. There are guys making bolt on solutions, and completely custom fab'd cabs, beds, bench and bucket seats, you name it. LMC truck have every doodad you could ever need too if you need a window seal or gas tank. On top of that these trucks including that beauty that was said to be $50-$100k could easily be found working in beautiful condition in the wild for $12-$20k. If you like the rat rod look even better, just clear coat it and call it ugly on purpose. You can also add and delete whatever the fuck you want on them including any fed wires or whatever we are being particularly paranoid about.
Jotch said:
An alternate reality where there is a community enforced rule where every user must have a thread is not too far fetched.
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I actually don't hate this idea, and doesn't it technically exist in "profile posts?"
 
davids877 said:
Jaguar made an ad.
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For reference this is Jaguar, the car company, not some new company using the same name.
Elon asked the obvious question.
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Another Twitx user fixed the ad.
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KF Thread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jaguar...w-advert-that-doesnt-feature-any-cars.205183/
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tbf wokeness (niggos, ugly butch lesbians) aside, it's just such a strange ad for a car company. Where the fuck are the cars? If it literally wasn't for the brief mention of the Jaguar name which isn't even in the correct logo style, you'd think it would be some weird Balenciaga knock off clothing brand. The ad could be made entirely with Yakub's finest A10 eyes blonde creations and it would still be pretty stupid since it doesn't even tell you anything about the product.
 
davids877 said:
I need to start bugging my parents about my inheritance then since they have 2, although one was converted to a flatbed and I think the bed was lost. Although I'm absolutely considering getting one of them upgraded to the Edison hybrid Diesel if it ever exists.
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15k-30k seems extremely optimistic for all this:
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But they seem pretty sure of it based on the videos they have been showing and perhaps they are using the platinum or Denali (90k) as their basis.
 
I will buy an electric car if it comes fitted with EWS jamming and ground radar to make use of that beefy power supply
 
Jotch said:
I will buy an electric car if it comes fitted with EWS jamming and ground radar to make use of that beefy power supply
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That's on you to install, just know that if you fuck with Taylor swift's planes they will be making you pay the equivalent of another Edison, so best to stay away from airports.
 
VeteranOfTheRetardWars said:
To be fair, having nine entire departments to increase efficiency is the most government thing I've ever heard.
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Well that's not what they do. They do the usual government things, which are to waste money, possibly while acting as a millstone on taxpayers, and definitely while protecting and growing their own bureaucracy.
AnOminous said:
Ironically, probably the best thing they could do toward accomplishing their mission is abolish themselves.
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Look, I get that Musk is a cringy sperg with a questionable, at best, personal life, but I got legitimately MATI during Null's take on DOGE. Really what Musk and Vivek are describing is a Department of FIRING people. Yes, 'efficiency' is in the gay 'DOGE' name, but if you listen to what Vivek is talking about it is eliminating large swaths of Federal agencies, functions, and the corresponding employees, along with a legal arguments for being able to do so. Efficiency starts with not having legions of useless employees either doing nothing, or even worse, finding more B.S. to inflict upon productive citizens.

As for the Federal agencies/departments that Null was rattling through, none of those are actually concerned with the largest form of waste, excess Federal employees, or probably any waste at all. Plus he had some of them absolutely backwards from what they actually do. Pretty sure that one is actually the Dept. of 'Federal worker job protection,' not efficiency. Putting GSA in the same sentence as efficiency is a fucking joke. Somewhat ironic that minutes later he floated his theory, possibly/probably right, on the IRS being the most bloated organization in history. These two sets of claims don't square with each other.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
This is what the guy was responding too, a video of some busker playing Careless Whisper on a harp while some old bitch asks her if she's got a loisence.
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Here's the harp player's direct video of the encounter if you don't want to give a twitter engagement farmer attention.
The old bitch threatens to report her to Karen Council for playing music. She's convinced that she's begging because, like every other busker before her, she has something asking for money if people enjoyed themselves. If she wasn't begging she'd be doing it for free.
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I do not like that the busker does not accept cash. This video is a perfect summary of generation gap. An old women being nasty to a poor busker. Shame on that old women.
 
Shopping Cart Nationalist said:
Look, I get that Musk is a cringy sperg with a questionable, at best, personal life, but I got legitimately MATI during Null's take on DOGE. Really what Musk and Vivek are describing is a Department of FIRING people.
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It would help immensely if there was an appointee, it only takes one person, who was basically joined to Musk at the hip, and whenever he tries to suggest something be called LE DOGE or anything to do with the 24th letter of the alphabet, to shoot him with a taser and electrocute him until he falls down and shits himself. With enough repeated application maybe he'll get a grip and the part of his brain that's useful will operate unimpeded. He's an old fucking man, and all the meme shit does is make people not take proposals seriously because it highlights how he's a manchild.
 
Freezard said:
it only takes one person, who was basically joined to Musk at the hip, and whenever he tries to suggest something be called LE DOGE or anything to do with the 24th letter of the alphabet, to shoot him with a taser and electrocute him until he falls down and shits himself.
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An autonomous neural link rectal implant would be more efficient and on brand for Musk.
 
Rep. Nancy Mace is in the news for putting a "biological" sign over the women's restroom after a fag in a dress was elected for federal government for Delaware.
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And if you can believe her week couldn't get any worse her search history was leaked shortly after
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(if anyone knows how to quickly embed Twitter videos I'd appreciate it, their anti-ripping has me stumped on mobile rn)
 
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