💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Wow Dustborn xisters, I can't believe they made Sai in real life (minus the cow splotch vitiligo)!
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We got a bit of new Mr. Nubly lore. This is a bit of a spoiler for the latest comic, but someone asked about the ending where the conservatives just suddenly appear wearing those red costumes with dick hole cut outs. According to Mr. Nubly, he confirms they are official Spingle Cat fan club uniforms and the spontaneous and random appearance of people in the uniforms is them entering something called "Spingle-mode"
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And if you haven't seen it, there's a dedicated Mr. Nubly thread currently in PG.
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
We got a bit of new Mr. Nubly lore. This is a bit of a spoiler for the latest comic, but someone asked about the ending where the conservatives just suddenly appear wearing those red costumes with dick hole cut outs. According to Mr. Nubly, he confirms they are official Spingle Cat fan club uniforms and the spontaneous and random appearance of people in the uniforms is them entering something called "Spingle-mode"
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And if you haven't seen it, there's a dedicated Mr. Nubly thread currently in PG.
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BORN TO GO FULL SPINGLE-MODE, FORCED TO SNEED AND SEETHE.
 
Jotch said:
"The Dust Born? I liked them, but one of their songs hit a little too close to home and they rhymed "new porn" and "new born". I also think the singer has tourettes".
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"hurr durr new porn"
"blah blah new born"
"wheeze wheeze dust born"

Just rhyme born with born, genius lyrical mastery
 
With two weeks out until the big stinking election, Reddit Witches are mad that Trump is seemingly being protected from their spells.
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You might be wondering what a political spell looks like, well the link included gives a great example. Skip to the preparation section to see how to cast the spell:

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Components
  • Blue candle (I recommend a glass-enclosed novena/prayer candle, but any type of candle will do). You can print out and apply the Bind Trump sigil (symbol) to the candle if you wish.
  • Small red candle (ideally, one that has never been lit)
  • Black and white printout of the United States (you can use the one below; right/control click, save, and print)
  • Blue paint and brush, crayons, markers, or colored pencils. Blue paint is especially good because it is largely water.
  • Justice tarot card (or print of one)
  • Pin or nail (to inscribe candle)
  • Optional: Photos of candidates you are supporting, their campaign literature, or other election materials
  • Optional: items from your own spiritual or magical tradition and/or photos of people of power—Ruth Bader Ginsburg, perhaps, or (as on my altar) my former Congressman (and Trump foe) The Honorable Elijah Cummings.
 

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I like to think you don’t even need to pray the St Michael prayer for those bitches; the heavenly host has fun kicking their asses for free.
 
TheRationals said:
With two weeks out until the big stinking election, Reddit Witches are mad that Trump is seemingly being protected from their spells.
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You might be wondering what a political spell looks like, well the link included gives a great example. Skip to the preparation section to see how to cast the spell:

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Components
  • Blue candle (I recommend a glass-enclosed novena/prayer candle, but any type of candle will do). You can print out and apply the Bind Trump sigil (symbol) to the candle if you wish.
  • Small red candle (ideally, one that has never been lit)
  • Black and white printout of the United States (you can use the one below; right/control click, save, and print)
  • Blue paint and brush, crayons, markers, or colored pencils. Blue paint is especially good because it is largely water.
  • Justice tarot card (or print of one)
  • Pin or nail (to inscribe candle)
  • Optional: Photos of candidates you are supporting, their campaign literature, or other election materials
  • Optional: items from your own spiritual or magical tradition and/or photos of people of power—Ruth Bader Ginsburg, perhaps, or (as on my altar) my former Congressman (and Trump foe) The Honorable Elijah Cummings.
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Their magic is weak compared to a true gothic warlock. Circle of protection on Donald Trump.
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