💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Remember when the Department of Justice wouldn't release the Nashville pooner shooter's manifesto until they were repeatedly sued and forced to by a judge?

Well, they just released the manifesto of Trump's second attempted assassin, which is a call to the world at large to assassinate Trump, offering a $150,000 USD bounty.

Apparently this is less dangerous and less of a direct call to action, less bad optics for certain marginalized communities, or whatever.


For those of you who are zoomers, ESL, or dyslexic, the visible text reads as follows:

Dear World,
This was an assassination attempt on Donald Trump but I am so sorry I failed you. I tried my best and gave it all the gumption I could muster. It is up to you now to finish the job; and I will offer $150,000 to whomever can complete the job. Everyone across the globe from the youngest to the oldest know that Trump is unfit to be anything, much less a US president. U.S. presidents must at bare minimum embody the moral fabric that is America and be kind, caring and selfless and always stand for humanity. Trump fails to understand any of
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Not A Cat Person said:
Remember when the Department of Justice wouldn't release the Nashville pooner shooter's manifesto until they were repeatedly sued and forced to by a judge?

Well, they just released the manifesto of Trump's second attempted assassin, which is a call to the world at large to assassinate Trump, offering a $150,000 USD bounty.

Apparently this is less dangerous and less of a direct call to action, less bad optics for certain marginalized communities, or whatever.

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Rise and sunshine laws, Mr. Freeman. The right man in the wrong body can make all the difference in the world. So wake up, Mr. Freeman; wake up and see the female skeleton under her ashes.
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So just watching the "Corn Starch" video, and that Shaquila that goes like "Do hwite pepo like the taste of da blud?", while making an argument about whites not seasoning their food. Is she literally just saying "I like the taste of raw meat, but not the blood, that's why I season my perpetually undercooked raw meat like I'm trying to make cement."...?

I mean just fucking cook your meat properly if you don't want "da blud" taste ffs.
 
I'm a Silly said:
When I had just joined poa.st, I made an edit/deletion, and almost immediately someone @'ed me with
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Anyone who likes the twitter format enough to seek out a "freer" alternative is always a 'con pedophile in a shit-stained dress. Short-form blogging is a cancerous trend that needs to die.
 
MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti said:
The black guy calling his white roommate a nigger and then getting mad when the white guy also says nigger is peak comedy at this point
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I think it's funnier that in retrospect the author sees they were in the wrong, but never gets to the logical conclusion that they shouldn't give a shit about the word regardless of who calls them nigger.

Do white guys go around getting offended by being called a cracker? No, we shrug and walk away from the drug dealer trying to sell us crack as quickly as possible because of the smell and wonder why the fuck we even bothered venturing into downtown in the first place.
 
Ombatubus said:
Anyone who likes the twitter format enough to seek out a "freer" alternative is always a 'con pedophile in a shit-stained dress. Short-form blogging is a cancerous trend that needs to die.
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Who wants to tell him?
 
Not necessarily on reddit but it feels redditesque. This troon on facebook tries to load a new tv into xhey xhems car
 

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the cornstarch video (that just got put on rumble) is fantastic
there's a part where jersh is looking at clips of black people on tik tok or w/e
and BACK TO BACK VIDEOS of different black people have fire alarms chirping in the background
just like pure fucking coincidence, it was great
 
bookers said:
the cornstarch video (that just got put on rumble) is fantastic
there's a part where jersh is looking at clips of black people on tik tok or w/e
and BACK TO BACK VIDEOS of different black people have fire alarms chirping in the background
just like pure fucking coincidence, it was great
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Black single mothers "seasoning" their babies with axe bodyspray and dem chainz had me howling.
 
Posting stolen rdrama kahntent for stream fodder:
Manchild on a scooter in a public greenery "skate park" tries to run into kids and their moms playing on their bikes. Somehow, HE chooses to upload this video to youtube
https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/KUjrvqj1mzU
Scooter Manchild youtube channel archive - preservetube


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redscarepod posters (that podcast with the 2 egirls Anna and Dasha with an audience desperate for a crumb of their charisma) lament their boy troubles.
My boyfriend lied about being from the future. This keeps happening to me.
https://rdrama.net/h/redscarepod/post/294832/bf-lied-about-being-from-the
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Finally @Null should cover the Clint interview he done with Cobes a while back for some kino gumroad. "I don't trust anybody in the Cobraverse TWU" - Cobes dad lmao
The Clint Saunders Interview (KingCobraJFS's Dad) - archive.org.
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@Null a DSP vid has gone viral on Xitter and appeared on my feed and I feel like it would make good MATI content
 
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