💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Hey Null, how does it feel knowing that a crackhead gamba addict is going to have a better PC than you? :smug: :ross:

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Bossman would make fun of you and say this is your setup
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The farting preacher was Rev. Robert Tilton, here is a little walk down memory lane:



On a more serious note, Tilton and his ilk would preach the "prosperity" gospel. In essence, they would promise health/wealth/whatever would come to you if you sent them money. They are false prophets who would pray on the financially illiterate and the desperate. People like Tilton make me sick.
 
RotPockets said:
The only Vietnamese coffee I’ve had was served in a tiny pour-over set above sweet and condensed milk. If I remember correctly you mix it together then pour it over ice. Places that sell bahn mi tend to serve their coffee like this.
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Ice isn't universal up North (where they have a semi-tolerable climate for some of the year) but as most Vietnamese immigrants came from the South after the liberation, it tends to be included in the 'Vietnamese coffee' term. By no means required, if you're somewhere with a tolerable temperature I would avoid it.
 
styx got high and made a groupie chick share his wired earbuds during the Trump/Harris debate while she sat there regretting her life's decisions as he fondled her titties on stream
 

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Nonconsentual Pronouns said:
Shit, look at the chinks, especially after the great retard Mao told them to melt down all of their farming equipment and murder every bird in sight. Those fucks still eat shit like sea cucumber, starfish, dogs and cats like that's just the thing to do. No regard for morality or nutrition; they'll eat anything that won't immediately kill them.
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At least the Chinese have that automated now
 
MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti said:
Regarding coffee, Mystic Monk Coffee is the best whole bean I've ever had. I've tried their Cowboy Blend, Midnight Vigils Blend, and my wife has tried the Vespers decaf. We just got a cheap hand crank coffee grinder and made it with a very basic pour-over cup and filter brewer (sits on top of the cup) and it's literally the best coffee I've ever had. I can only imagine it in the hands of an actual barista lol


Maybe the Mystic Monk Ethiopian blend could barely resemble the dragon?

Edit: They mention Yirgacheffe blends too:

"Yes! We happily supply the best coffee from the Yirgacheffe region of Ethiopia.

A refined light-roasted coffee with a delicate body and a bright taste that includes notes of sweet honey-suckle blossoms and fruity citrus in every cup. Its smooth but intense taste is a great way to refresh yourself during a long workday or after an intense study session.

Mystic Monk's Yirgacheffe Chelbessa blend produces a perfect medium-roasted cup of coffee filled with exotic flavors, and is an excellent addition to include along with our classic Ethiopian roast coffee."
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This sounds pretty close. Going to order a bag next payday. My issue is that the absolute lunatic did his own roasting and grinding in house, which is a little more autistic than I'm willing to be about coffee. Besides, I have enough expensive hobbies, and I think my fiancee might Lorena Bobbitt me if I pick up another one.
 
MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti said:
Regarding coffee, Mystic Monk Coffee is the best whole bean I've ever had. I've tried their Cowboy Blend, Midnight Vigils Blend, and my wife has tried the Vespers decaf. We just got a cheap hand crank coffee grinder and made it with a very basic pour-over cup and filter brewer (sits on top of the cup) and it's literally the best coffee I've ever had. I can only imagine it in the hands of an actual barista lol
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Seconding this, Mystic Monk is quite good and fairly reasonable in price considering the sales support the monastery. The Paradiso and Cowboy blends are my favorites of their regular inventory, and I've had some really good coffee from their monthly specials. I generally don't like flavored coffees and can't particularly recommend one of theirs outside of making big jugs of cold brew coffee, in which case pick whatever flavor you like best, any of them are going to taste decent as a cold brew. Last time I did it I used one of their seasonal Easter flavors.

Hand crank grinders take forever though, invest in a decent conical burr grinder save yourself the time and effort every day. You should be able to get a Capresso grinder for under a hundred bucks. I've had mine for going on three years and it still works nicely without too much trouble to maintain it.
 
Sneeds said:
Hey Null, how does it feel knowing that a crackhead gamba addict is going to have a better PC than you? :smug: :ross:

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Fuck that brings back memories, our first family computer was a dell like that. Playing Rome total war and RuneScape via dialup on 256 mb of ram, the square monitor too!
 
Ted's of Beverly Hills said:
Hand crank grinders take forever though, invest in a decent conical burr grinder
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This is the one we got, it was cheap but is adjustable so we can go as course or fine as we like. It's also small, but with just my wife and I drinking coffee we were able to grind once, make our two cups, and still have some grounds left over. I'd send the amazon link but it was clearly a chinese drop shipper (QIYUEXES) and the listing is gone.
 
Jex said:
Fuck that brings back memories, our first family computer was a dell like that. Playing Rome total war and RuneScape via dialup on 256 mb of ram, the square monitor too!
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we had a company that had tens? hundreds? of these things setup for testing something that I can't even remember now, but they eventually replaced them and I had my fill; those things were workhorses and that case is burned into my brain

only other case I can still remember is some Gateway 2000 case that was made of apparently not aircraft carrier grade steel, but just made of an aircraft carrier - that metal was damn thick and we got the bright idea of modifying the case to take an ATX motherboard (IIRC) and it took hours with a dremel to cut that shit.
 
I legitimately could not even begin to express how this video makes me feel without fedposting, I hope this poem helps.

Location, voice, and face.
Devoid of worth, total disgrace
Tightness, palpitations, and rage.
Forces of nature, restrained.
Blindness, apathy, and disgust.
Pillars of society, architectural dust.
 
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MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti said:
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This is the one we got, it was cheap but is adjustable so we can go as course or fine as we like. It's also small, but with just my wife and I drinking coffee we were able to grind once, make our two cups, and still have some grounds left over. I'd send the amazon link but it was clearly a chinese drop shipper (QIYUEXES) and the listing is gone.
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protip- connect hand grinder to power drill, go wild
 
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