💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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I did way worse stuff in highschool then net send. I discovered that the start up folder for other accounts was writable for every account, and would put in a shortcut to this website that would resize the window and bounce it around the screen while it played Rick Astley for specific people's accounts. Then I taught other people how to do it. Eventually on any given computer, there was a 50/50 shot of getting Rickrolled immediately when you logged in. The teachers decided this was a failing of IT, and locked down the startup folders, so we all started using live Linux USBs to do it. At some point someone made the connection that there was no way to determine the user if you weren't logging into Windows, and we switched to meat spinning. No one got in trouble until someone meat spun a teacher.

Meanwhile, a different kid got banned from using computers at all after they found "Dude Love" in his web browsing history. He tried to explain that it was a wrestler, and they didn't believe him. The teachers made jokes about him being a fag the rest of the year, while the rest of us learned to turn off the monitor before logging in so no one saw the gay sex auto playing on their computers before the alt f4 registered.

I blame Florida for Null's villain origin story.
 
Hello @Null, long time MATI listener, sometimes lurker here. I only made this account because i listened to the Episode from September 3rd.
And I´m asking you to stop mispronouncing German words.
The chs in Sachsen makes a KS sound. If you make more mistakes with my retarded language or want help, i am glad to sperg out more.
 

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Devious Dave said:
The Torah is the first 5 books of the Bible
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I’ll super chat him transliterated verses and then take them to my rabbi to ask how my autistic nephew is doing in preparing for this bar mitzvah.
 
@CervixHammer posted a banger AI song about Jackie Singh and her accusing us of being paid Russian assets.

CervixHammer said:
Since Jackie has exposed all of us as Russian spies, is time for hardbass. (The more authentic hardbass suno.ai gave me wasn't as catchy/amusing and I ran out of credits before I got around to extending it with the third verse)
Rubles (Jackie Singh).mp3
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Rewatching Fridays stream and I had a thought on the "algorithm is corporate speech" position and I'm left wondering that if you believe the latest happenings front page editorials are corporate speech, would that thought process also extend to highlights?
 
TETRABAX said:
Rewatching Fridays stream and I had a thought on the "algorithm is corporate speech" position and I'm left wondering that if you believe the latest happenings front page editorials are corporate speech, would that thought process also extend to highlights?
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I don't think so, they're not tailored per-user and they're literally just posts that get a lot of reacts.
 
TETRABAX said:
Rewatching Fridays stream and I had a thought on the "algorithm is corporate speech" position and I'm left wondering that if you believe the latest happenings front page editorials are corporate speech, would that thought process also extend to highlights?
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they are editorialized content and i literally say in this stream that i have to be careful what i write in them.
 
I will now anger West Virginia by saying that Appalachian is pronounced Appa-lake-in. Or Appa-lay-shin
 
Until Joah, I had never heard anyone from East of the Mississippi and South of the Mason Dixon Line pronounce Appalachian with a sh instead of ch. Also, nothing in the name conveys via analogy nor adjacent sounds that the third a is a diphthong eı.

Must be his Eyetalian-Yankee ancestry.
 
Vecr said:
I don't think so, they're not tailored per-user and they're literally just posts that get a lot of reacts.
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To play devils advocate, i assume there is an algorithm in calculating the "react" level of a post to determine if it is one worth highlighting. Would a post with 100 negative reactions amount to the same as one with 100 positive ones? And would that not be inherently editorial of that was not the case?
 
Wodanaz said:
You should have been acknowledged (you are seen) for knowing something that your teachers didn't teach you, and then it (probably) should have been explained to you how this could be used irresponsibly, if that's how they wanted to guide you.
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You would think a nuanced approach to the situation would be warranted but what you are forgetting is that public schools are staffed and administrated primarily by sub 100 IQ retards who don't know how to handle any situation that isn't explicitly spelled out in a policy manual written by even DUMBER retards.
 
harping on josh's comments on the russia interference indictment but not israel's interference
des TINY is a straight up retard, cant believe people listen to this guy

 
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That pidgin reading was fucking funny, on the other hand though. I wonder how they go about rewording the passages condemning the consumption of shrimp. "Aww Lawd, dey's eetin dem bugs 'n shieeeet. Das fucked up, mhmmmm." Poor Bubba.
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FYI BBC News has a whole section of the site in pidgin.

It's often hilarious, and is another vector of laughing at the British for paying for this nonsense.
 
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