[Verse 1]
I’m full of semitic semen,
The DNA test said that it’s hot!
We are God's chosen people,
It's what we were taught!
And when I put my yamaka on,
It’s a shabbos full of Jewish glee!
Lobbying the US government,
And profiting off intellectual property!
[Chorus]
'Cause we're kvetching, I love subverting,
And I fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fucking love Israel!
Usin' American taxes to fund our state,
'Cause I’m fucking batshit crazy about Israel!
Israel comes first, the goyim musn't know,
For if they did, it would really blow! (oy fucking vey!)
'Cause it’s growing, there's more funding,
And I fu-fu-fu-fucking love Israel!
[Verse 2]
Sharia Law's crude, I love the Talmud,
And I fu-fu-fu-fu-fu fucking love Israel!
I love dancing Israelis, and the USS Liberty,
'Cause I’m fucking batshit crazy about Israel!
First we take Syria, and then Iraq,
Then we bulldoze Gaza, we are so fucking back!
'Cause I’m got Chutzpah, at my Bar Mitzvah,
And I fu-fu-fu-fu-fucking love Israel!
[Bridge]
And the goyim,
We'll destroy 'em,
And enjoy 'em,
As our cattle for years!
Keep it longer,
Our army's stronger,
Nothing’s wrong here,
War in Gaza'll continue for years!
Steal a portion,
Feeling fortune,
Protect abortion,
For sacrifice to Moloch!
GDP's higher,
Stock buyer,
Funds wired,
Circumcising my Hebrew cock!
I love manipulating the market for a quick shekel,
By the way, that Yeshua bastard's rotting in Hell!
I love Theodor Herzl, and Prime Minister Netanyahu!
We'll let civilians die, if it's what we must do!
The ADL will slander resilient goyim until they submit!
And remind them of the 6 gorillion that died in Auschwitz!
[Chorus]
Followin' Noah, anudda Shoah,
I fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fucking love Israel!
I serve fucking Yahweh, the Israelite God,
I must be fucking batshit crazy about Israel!
[Outro]
If your criticize us, you're an antisemite,
You can attack us, but it's a losing fight!
Promoting sodomy, I love trannies,
Show your star of David, and submit to the goy wall!
We're going on a bombin' spree, while worshippin' Baal!
We control the media and the banks,
We give the IDF our thanks!
I fu-fu-fu-fu-fucking love Israel!