💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Null said:
This is literally an academic subject and is completely true. What are you whinging about, dipshit?
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Nothing you said is strictly wrong.. but your dismissal of exercise because mainly all it does is improve your health and make you live longer is just a bizarre frame of mind. Your health is everything. "I don't like maintaining a healthy bmi nor do i like exercising" well try to make it fun for yourself.. and start small. If you can't do that but you can spend hours maintaining the Kiwifarms that's because you're used to sitting on your computer all day.

For starters you can try emulating this funny minion gif I included, no need to thank me.
 

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Tea is tasty and caffeinated (and you could hypothetically go from black to green to white to reduce caffeine over time, or just to taste), +1 to all recommendations regarding cold brew coffee being easy and sweet even served black, no novel ideas for hot coffee—and food for thought as far as movement goes since I’ve not seen it mentioned, yoga? Take it or leave it. It’s as easy or hard as you want it to be and can be done sitting in a chair.
 
Null said:
I did not ask. I asked about coffee.
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Try grounded turkish cofee bro. It's cheap-ish and you can cook it in a small pot. Pic related is good brand, you can definitely find it in Serbia. Also coming to losing weight, you need to start small retard. If you overload yourself like that you are going to hate it. It's like trying to run marathons while never having ran before. Slow and steady is both enjoyable and fun.
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Jacknife said:
The detrimental effects of being overweight are very broad and multi-faceted though.

-messed up hormones
-worse sleep
-it literally makes you dumber
-worse immune system, some people speculate that this is the real reason why people prefer partners with lower bf%
-more skin irritation (yes, this already applies when you are only slightly overweight)
-more sweating
-lower sex drive
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wow... that explains a lot about josh
 
I want Josh to get fit purely because it would be funny to have the autistic Chris Chan forum run by a giga chad.
 
Sugriva said:
I want Josh to get fit purely because it would be funny to have the autistic Chris Chan forum run by a giga chad.
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Fuck traditional male physique fitness. I want him strong like those fucking, what are those monsters called that are like 500 lbs of angry muscle that casually toss around caber toss logs like they're carrying sticks to a bonfire.
 
Perhaps a neat tech thing if you want something that's not seething about news/trannies or laughing at lolcows
AI can see what's on your screen by reading HDMI electromagnetic radiation
Shiver me timbers: Security researchers have demonstrated that it's possible to spy on what's visible on your screen by intercepting electromagnetic radiation from video cables with great accuracy, thanks to artificial intelligence. The team from Uruguay's University of the Republic says their AI-powered cable-tapping method is good enough that these attacks are likely already happening.

Back in the analog video era, it was relatively straightforward for hackers to reconstruct what was on a screen by detecting the leakage from video cables. But once digital protocols like HDMI took over, that became much trickier. The data zipping through HDMI is much more complex than old analog signals.

However, those digital signals still leak some electromagnetic radiation as they transmit between your computer and display. By training an AI model on samples of matching original and intercepted HDMI signals, the researchers were able to decode those leaks into readable screen captures.

Their new technique reconstructed text from pilfered HDMI signals with around 70% accuracy. While that's far from perfect, it's good enough for most human readers to accurately decipher. That potentially means it's easy for hackers to monitor things like password entries, financial data, or encrypted communications.

To test their attack, the researchers used text recognition software on the visuals recovered by their AI model. They could then compare the extracted text to the original screen contents. The team says their method improves the error rate for this type of HDMI cable tapping by a whopping 60% compared to previous techniques.

There are a few ways hackers could pull off this HDMI eavesdropping in the real world. They could plant a discreet signal-capturing device inside the target building. Or just hang out nearby with a radio antenna to grab leaked HDMI radiation as it happens.

The researchers say these attacks are already being used against government agencies and sensitive industrial settings. But these types of organizations likely already shield their facilities against electromagnetic leaks, even if it comes at a significant cost.

However, for the average home or office user, the barrier to entry is still pretty high for this HDMI hacking approach. Deploying the AI models and signal-capturing equipment required isn't trivial.

"Governments are worried about this, [but] I wouldn't say that the normal user should be too concerned. But if you really care about your security, whatever your reasons are, this could be a problem," explains lead researcher Federico Larroca.

There's no need to toss your HDMI cables just yet, but perhaps keep an eye out for shady van operations camped across the street next time you log into your crypto wallets.
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Link to the actual paper for anyone interested
Tech geeks and Neil Stevenson fans (specifically Cryptonomicon) might recognize this as a very advanced version of Van Eck Phreaking which was possible when video signals were analog
 
Jacknife said:
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Okay brewer
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I thought I started hating coffee but it turned out I hate drip coffee from a machine. I bought a bean grinder and an espresso machine and I make Americanos which I love. My girl is a big time tea enjoyer, has the fancy pot and fancier leaves, but I only really like tea at night.

It takes about 2 minutes in the morning to grind the beans, heat the water and make the espresso, and it's dead simple and very good, not bitter even without milk and sweetener. The machines cost money but I think it's worth it.
 
CrispyLegs said:
You only need a tenner :)
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+1 on electric kettle but that instant shit is nasty. That's the shit I first started drinking, when I needed milk/sugar to make it halfway tolerable. Electric kettle, coffee grinder, ceramic drip, filters and some straight beans are all one needs for a great cup of coffee in 3 minutes. Not exactly a 10er but probably not more than 40usd total
 
SoundCloud rapper Lil Pump posted this on their Instagram. Saying he’s going to smack every fucking jeet in the world.

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For consideration on the British people are a fucking joke segment
Because the white people have been acting rowdy, the British police have section 60 emergency powers. Here's a lad getting arrested because "You're dressed like a dickhead and from a dickhead area".

I think they keep the monarchy around because it's baked into every British person's soul that they dream of being a tyrant, no matter how petty, much like how every American dreams of becoming wealthy.
 
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