💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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TheLostMarxBrotherFucko said:
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innovative! iconic! robotic! patriotic!
 
i present A Requiem for a Deadline, a five-minute deathcore song about chris and robert getting everything off the innernet



[Verse 1]

This breach of privacy, no Captain's Log can fix
A serious matter, no room for stupid tricks
The tour I gave, both inside and out
Has my parents enraged, they're starting to shout

It's my fault, I confess, a digital sin
To expose our whole life, letting demons peer in
So I'm scrubbing the web, erasing each trace
Of my home's every corner, every private space

Detectives I'll hire, the police I will call
To banish these images, once and for all
With all of my might, I demand they comply
And wipe my home's secrets from the digital sky

[Verse 2]

Listen closely, and don't you dare fight
Shut that device off, and turn off its light
Get every last thing off that website
Tonight's the deadline, or things won't be right

I'm working on it! (Don't give me that line)
(Go work on it faster, your time is like mine)
I am working— (Let me explain, it's quite dire)
(If those videos stay) Our world will catch fire

The Health Department, of Greene County, you see
Could condemn our whole house, if those images they decree
Unfit for living, a danger, a blight
We'll be forced to move out, if you don't make things right

[Verse 3]

I'm working on it, trying to erase the blunder
Just one last video, then it's gone, I wonder
(Forget the video! We'll be out on the street)
(The Health Department will shut us down, can't you see?)

(You stabbed us in the back, a betrayal so deep)
(Our lives are in ruins) Just get that content offline
For a video you keep (Just get that content offline, for peace)
Just get that content offline, for peace

[Outro]

A curse on those trolls, with their mischief and spite
And peace to all others, let's make things right
 
Sneeds said:
After clicking on one of the videos, my youtube feed gave me this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nWeW2yTJrEs
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Yeah the fan base is crazy and creative, which is why I think it would be interesting to go down the rabbit hole with them.
Sneeds said:
Col felted by Josh
Onziglig.mp4
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Nah I even said in chat "Ongezellig mentioned!" It was just a suggestion for more content. What I really wanted for him to talk about was Dax getting the sonichu medallion, which he did.
 
My opinion on the gun stuff

5.56/AR15: Yes. It's ubiquitous, cheap, effective, numerous platforms, very controllable. Basically no reason not to have one if you're going to own multiple weapons. Might not immediately pierce a plate but if you put a couple of rounds into one the plate will crumble and it will penetrate any soft armor

For a pistol, a 9mm glock in your preferred size. 17 or 17L for full size or 19 for something a bit more compact imho

For a pistol with more oomf, a revolver in .357 is always a solid choice. You can run .38 specials in it for performance/recoil comparable to 9mm or jump up to .357 loadings for more power. I like the Ruger GP100. Alternatively, a Glock 20 in 10mm is a ridiculous amount of firepower to have in a handgun

.50BMG: Recoil isn't bad at all, the guns are heavy and they all have brakes, I'd compare it to a 12ga shotgun for a bolt rifle, never shot a semi-auto one but they should have less recoil. My .300win mag is definitely way more brutal on the shoulder. It's gonna be basically useless for self defense. The rifles weigh 20-30 pounds with a ton of that being in the barrel which makes them difficult to fire from the shoulder. You have to be laying down or at a bench to fire them effectively. I have a physical job and work out a lot on top of that, I can shoulder a Serbu BFG50 (a bit over 20 pounds with bipod, scope, etc) while standing but I'd never be able to make a shot at any real range like that, let alone with my heart racing. The lightest .50 you can get is about 2 pounds lighter and costs about 6x as much. If you really want a usable .50 the M82A2 is the only one I've seen that you can kinda run around with, but only 10 were made so whenever one goes up for sale you're going to have to be ready to throw absolute wads of cash at it

.50BMG seems to have mostly been supplanted with .338 Lapua Magnum, about half the energy of a .50 but it's much lighter and also much more accurate, since it was actually designed as a precision round rather than anti-material. I don't have any experience with it so I won't give particular suggestions, but just looking quickly it's $6-8/round so a bit more expensive than .50BMG on average but they're in the same range, but the rifles are cheaper/slightly lighter, and probably better balanced since they don't have to have the .50's barrel.

If you're worried about body armor you probably want a .308/7.62x51 instead. I'd call them the 5.56 of big boy cartridges where it's available, cheap, and easy to find a platform to run it in. Personally I'm a big fan of the M14/M1A but you can also get an AR10 or any number of other rifles. It's basically the hunting round so you've got a ton of options for bolt action rifles as well.

If you're legitimately in 'price is no object' mode and want to defeat plates I think the HCAR would be my recommendation. 30'06 is the only caliber you can reliably get AP rounds in, if you're willing to buy in bulk you can get them for as little as $1.50 a round, and the HCAR mags hold 30 rounds.

An M1A with the classic wood furniture would honestly be my primary recommendation to you for a self defense rifle, along with one of the glocks I mentioned as a pistol. If you go to court they won't be able to hold up a big scary black assault rifle and try to use it against you, and everyone has a glock so they're not scary either. You get 20 rounds of 308 with the box mags and they're just sexy as hell

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For the same logic, a Ruger Mini 14 would be a good alternative to an AR15 for a 5.56 rifle, just looks a lot less scary to normies

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TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve said:
I have a physical job and work out a lot on top of that, I can shoulder a Serbu BFG50 (a bit over 20 pounds with bipod, scope, etc) while standing but I'd never be able to make a shot at any real range like that, let alone with my heart racing
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I wouldn't recommend a Serbu gun to anyone, they've killed one person and almost killed two more, and I'm not talking about people standing downrange. .50 BMG is kind of a meme round and was $3 a round if you were lucky, any sort of medium/big game rifle will be cheaper and easier to shoot, and you can find the ammo in reasonable amounts just about anywhere. Most 8mm cartridges, .338 Lapua, .300/.340 Weatherby, .45-70 govt, etc. All of them will go through at least level 3 and nothing you can wear is going to stop more than one round of the bigger ones.

A bolt or lever action rifle is more affordable, easier to use, clean, and feed, and more fun to shoot than .50 BMG guns. They can also hold more rounds unless you're super autistic and end up getting a CZ-550 in 300 ultra mag or 9.3mm German or some other round invented to kill armored vehicles and hippopotamus. The 550 also comes in .600 OK, a bigger round than .50 BMG if all you care about is size.
 
TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve said:
You get 20 rounds of 308 with the box mags and they're just sexy as hell

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Man that is one sexy rifle. I do second the wooden stocked guns idea, definitely less scary looking in court.

I’d like to also add that shotguns come in a variety of different styles and the 12 gauge also is available in slug rounds meant to defeat car engines and steel locks. Would probably also penetrate most armor vests/plates as well.

Peewee Herman said:
We can rebuild Lowtax we have the technology

With the advancements in algorithm AI I have been thinking about teaching a generative AI using everything Lowtax has ever said. If nobody else is up to it I will learn how to program and I will feed it everything Lowtax has ever said. It will be as if he never domed himself left.

I would not be worried about the AI being unfunny or becoming too repetitive since that was lowtax's entire personality. Being an unfunny sarcastic dipshit. I'm sure an AI could mimic him perfectly
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It’s just going to format itself and brick the entire system the moment it can give itself admin powers.
TheLostMarxBrotherFucko said:

To Null If you need a good laugh check this out. A 20-foot tower appears in a local residential neighborhood. The unveiling of the creator of this tower is hilarious. Even in Iowa shit gets retarded.
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I like how it’s some Kenyan dude trying to con people into thinking this is totally not a knock off Chinese generac with a bunch of crap piled on, but a new source of mystery energy he discovered here in the middle of the shitty part of town where his neighbors are pissed that the towers bright light is making it harder to steal the gold mine of copper wiring that surely lies within.
 
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