💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Useful_Mistake said:
Bro, you don’t have to do me like this
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It's a tranime in the purest sense of the word, like a man who pretends to be a woman is a tranny, a cartoon pretending to be anime is a tranime. And both do it by adopting the most superficial and stereotypical traits of their target.

At least it passes better than, I don't know, Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi.
 
Slav Power said:
I remember Null saying that he has -10 dioptre glasses (clinically blind) so I attempted a visualization of how he might look like with his glasses on. Might not be accurate because I only have -2 in one eye at most.
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1710207477154.png This is how Imagine Null with glasses
 
Mr. Manchester said:
But secretly this post is just another attempt to shill Disco Elysium to Null again.
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I will also secretly shill Disco Elysium. The thread for it is mostly years-old sperging stemming from the game's politics, but the actual player participation in politics amounts to nothing more than another coping mechanism that sits prettily next to the player character's extensive substance abuse. I think Nüll would enjoy the Fascism route the most, now that I'm thinking about it.

I'm envious of how useful drugs are for Detective Costeau. If I got a +1 increase in physical strength or intelligence from shotgunning a beer or ripping a heater, I'd end up face-down/ass-up on the floor of my bedroom, too.

The last stretch of the game can seem a little contrived, but ultimately the mystery at the beginning of the game serves as the catalyst for the tearing down and building back up of a man. For a lot of the paths you can take and a lot of the time, the game is rather optimistic and #NegativeNancies are put in their place.
Rigorous Self-Critique said:
...Above all, you let life defeat you. All the gifts your parents gave you, all the love and patience of your friends, you drowned in a neurotoxin. You let misery win. And it will keep on winning till you die -- or overcome it.
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jspit2.0 said:
Well, I feel like Josh Moon just got the literal monkey's paw, has the Sameera Khan Hannah Barron stuff been documented? If not it's all the major buttons.

Sameera Khan is a beauty queen from New Jersey/'anti-woke' pro-Andrew Tate 'journalist' on twitter spaces. She's Muslim.

A social media 'tomboy'. Hannah is the real deal, a famous noodler (A practice where a particularly dumb person sticks his hand down a hole and grabs fish. It hurts when you catch a fish, but you also can get bitten by snakes). Hannah frequently posts videos such as guns, fishing, and DIY. She's heckin' wholesome with a redneck accent

The incident occurred on Twitter as Sameera, ran a massive hate campaign against Hannah as the representative of everything wrong with American women. She got absolutely wrecked on all fronts.
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Makes sense that a Hijabi would be an opponent of tomboys
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Unshakeable Optimist said:
Makes sense that a Hijabi would be an opponent of tomboys
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The hentai images really drive home how spiritual and wholesome this porn trend is. Could you make it less obvious you're a porn addicted trad LARPer? "You see the bible actually says masturbating to muscular big titty anime girls with a tan and short hair is LE BASED and TRAD".
 
Null said:
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If anybody remembers the local music scene in New Orleans in the late 90s, help me out -- there was a band that had this weird song based on Deuteronomy, with lyrics like, "Thou shalt not wear tube socks and flip flops, for they are an abomination."
and weirdly this is not the song: https://youtu.be/JFtcmz9J0vs
I'm thinking it might have been by Nipples of Isis and it had a sort of Ken Nordine word jazz kind of presentation.
 
Unshakeable Optimist said:
Makes sense that a Hijabi would be an opponent of tomboys
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The only time I see the word "tomboys" used is in relation to some anime shit, so that's one strike.
Then, you're giving a screenshot from some faggot on discord who's larping as some Bible expert, so that's two strikes.
Finally, there's nothing wrong with a women being physically fit and athletic, but the entire vibe of this thing is incredibly homosexual. Instead of being attracted to a woman who's fit, it's more like they want to fuck a dude with a pussy. That's tree strikes.
You're out faggot, clear the field and go neck yourself.
 
Low IQ Doctor said:
Trashcans and puzzle pieces have never stopped and cannot stop retards and autists.

Autism is my paint.
The Internet is my brush.
This website is my canvas.
Shitting up threads is my art.
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Notifications for the notification god!
Stickers for the sticker throne!
Let the updoots burn!

Song suggestion for an intro or outro. Apologies if I've already suggested this one.
 
Here's another verse from Deuteronomy that I think is interesting.

Deuteronomy 23:1 "He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord."
 
some bossman content for mati

Kees H said:
Austin gets a little bit distracted by talking about his Meemaw (the topic is having kids when you are young, his grandmother was a teenage mom apparently). He can barely focus on the slot.

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The crackerooni is hitting, Austin is tardraging at slots again. Lets fucking go.

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FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH BODY ARMOR, NOW MOUNTAIN DEW IS MY FAVORITE GOYSLOP DRINK

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Austin got some guy to kiss a ketchup bottle on Monkey for a 500 dollar juicer. Austin gets impatient, or scammed on the juicer (not clear yet) and gets bummed out. He promised the kid 100 bucks and can't afford it now :story:. The juicer, coolersgelato, got banned. Another scorned lover.

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Juicer Gabe comes to saves the day, and will juice him if he can make it happen again, and Austin asks this Bri'ish nigga if they have ketchup in England :story:

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At the request of some people in Sneedchat, some retarded Bri'ish guy ate a rabbit turd live on BMJ's stream.

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Coolersgelato got unbanned after the juicer arrived way too late in Austin's opinion, and got pissed at Austin for shitting all over him for having a little trouble sending the juicer. He got banned after this again for talking shit about BossmanJack.

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Some clips and one NSFL clip, Advisory: Some British fag eats a rabbit shit for bossman
Doinker Marmalade said:
Now, some of you might have heard jokes about Austin's GPU and monitor he just bought, how they're 'gonna make slots faster' or 'make Plinko lag less'.
I regretfully inform you.... those weren't jokes, Austin ACTUALLY believes it:
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Flaming Dumpster said:
Audio is so quiet. This is not how the artist intended it! I've clipped this from the VOD so it's nice and crispy
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Shockingly he is right, the balls are moving crazy fast now. That's wild that Plinko's speed is FPS bound like a game from the 90s.
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Bossman knocks over his bong during a victory dance
Balan Wonderworld said:
Damn that bong water nice!
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Bossman confuses his withdraws for donos.
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