💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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If you don't have an automatic laser system installed on your toilet, that burns away each doodoo feces molecule with pinpoint precision after each time you shit, then can you really say you have a clean ass?
 
this is pretty good kek



 
Al from Dadeville said:
A group of 500-600 “unruly youths” got into a massive fight at Six Flags over Georgia. Fox 5 Atlanta shared a video of the fight, they removed the sound

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/polic...reaks-out-on-opening-day.185023/post-17857440
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It's so sad we have such a youth problem in the United States. If only the youth could be taught the values of being responsible, ethical, and respectful to other people. It also doesn't help that most  youths grow up in broken households. What solution do we have to get the  youths off the streets?
 
Crocodylus Acutus said:
If you don't have an automatic laser system installed on your toilet, that burns away each doodoo feces molecule with pinpoint precision after each time you shit, then can you really say you have a clean ass?
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It would be very nice if this segment on men with dirty butts really convinces some nasty poopoo butts out there to clean themselves better tho. Maybe we CAN shame men into washing their butts afterall.
 
fun fact you can get a free bidet from the VA if you say you cant wipe yourself due to your injuries
 
Lidl Drip said:
It would be very nice if this segment on men with dirty butts really convinces some nasty poopoo butts out there to clean themselves better tho. Maybe we CAN shame men into washing their butts afterall.
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I don't know, maybe I'm just cynical, but I feel like if you can't even wipe your own ass, not even just for your own hygiene, but for the greater appeal of human deceny in general, then you're probably beyond help. There might be some redeemable souls out there, there are always exceptions after all, but I'm not counting on it.
 
Crocodylus Acutus said:
I don't know, maybe I'm just cynical, but I feel like if you can't even wipe your own ass, not even just for your own hygiene, but for the greater appeal of human deceny in general, then you're probably beyond help. There might be some redeemable souls out there, there are always exceptions after all, but I'm not counting on it.
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I think some men genuinely don't realize how much they stink and are unaware that women have a better sense of smell than men (just because you can't smell yourself doesn't mean we can't) and most people are too polite to say anything. But you're right the people who don't wipe their ass AT ALL are probably beyond help.
 
Lidl Drip said:
I think some men genuinely don't realize how much they stink and are unaware that women have a better sense of smell than men (just because you can't smell yourself doesn't mean we can't) and most people are too polite to say anything. But you're right the people who don't wipe their ass AT ALL are probably beyond help.
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This fatty knows her odors :like:

 
Arrrr lads, enjoy this sea shanty. I think it turned out alright.


 
My Final Word on the Bidet/Toilet Paper debate:


*EDIT- I'm going to take a break from posting these. As fun as it is I don't want to spam the thread with hundreds of retarded songs.
 
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All the pizza costumes had sharp cheddar only so I got the pizza costume wrong, sorry jersh
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The Mad At The Internet Theme as uplifting country music. (Gets cutoff at the "haven't lost a lawsuit" part for some reason)
 
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