💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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RJ MacReady said:
Eddie is the CEO of Kick, not Stake IIRC. He's known to patrol around the platform gifting subs to any channel that pulls good numbers as encouragement. MATI has good viewership on Kick so it's cool but not too surprising.
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Yeah he gives it to a lot of people, Bossman could not stop talking about him being gifted from Eddie. Just found it funny when I noticed it just now lol
 
Get what you like, you're most likely never going to get to ventilate a neighbor anyways, and if you do, you're going to want to mag dump and 20 rounds of 5.7 it's going to send them to hell as well as 7 rounds of .45 ACP.

If you do get a 5.7 and a PS-90, Null, really make them seethe by covering up that hideous full barrel with a Haga Defense foregrip.
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And if they get really uppity, just say you're getting a KelTec polymer abomination with the P50. Screenshot_20240129_113436_Brave.jpg
Don't actually though
 
Wodanaz said:
I still can't believe that he literally has the black speech ring verse from LOTR tattooed on his bicep. That would be like getting a "heil hitler 1488 for white children" tattoo.
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Sauron (and Melkor) are both genocidal monsters who effectively enslaved and created a eugenics program to make better slaves. Pat sees himself in them. Pat, like Sauron, has his own eugenics program for creating the most toothsome sausage in the Midwest. He lures in black gentlemen with the promise of farting in Nicki’s vagina and then he imprisons them to try to produce his own Tomlinson Black Pork.
 
Sobake said:
Listen here, don't fall for the PEX meme, there is nothing wrong with copper piping. It is expensive, yes, but it is tried and true throughout the generations.

I am Glad on the Internet
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The foundation of all construction is appropriate material choice and usage, pex when installed correctly will outlive it's installer, and likely the nation. If you want to pay to go with copper, that's your choice and you should be allowed to, but they are called plumbers and not cuprers because the material preferred has shifted for a multitude of reasons, and the important thing is water goes only where it is supposed to go when it's supposed to go (and it doesn't poison you like plumbum).
 
Lidl Drip said:
You're free to do whatever you want inside your own head where other people aren't bothered by it.
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based on this post there is absolutely 0 chance you are american, therefore your opinions about how ai should be regulated are worthless. enjoy your nanny state.
 
Wodanaz said:
I still can't believe that he literally has the black speech ring verse from LOTR tattooed on his bicep. That would be like getting a "heil hitler 1488 for white children" tattoo.
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HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Sauron (and Melkor) are both genocidal monsters who effectively enslaved and created a eugenics program to make better slaves. Pat sees himself in them. Pat, like Sauron, has his own eugenics program for creating the most toothsome sausage in the Midwest. He lures in black gentlemen with the promise of farting in Nicki’s vagina and then he imprisons them to try to produce his own Tomlinson Black Pork.
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Fatty Paddy has no idea who Melkor or the black speech are. He’s pretty thoroughly played his hand that he doesn’t actually read, and has definitely never read TLotR. He saw the design on the wall of the parlor, and like the twenty-year-old drunk white woman he always wanted to be, recognized it and pointed it out. If you ever wonder why your hobbies went to shit, it’s people like Patrick Tomlinson: who lazily consume media in order to resemble a desired lifestyle.
 
McMitch said:
Fatty Paddy has no idea who Melkor or the black speech are. He’s pretty thoroughly played his hand that he doesn’t actually read, and has definitely never read TLotR. He saw the design on the wall of the parlor, and like the twenty-year-old drunk white woman he always wanted to be, recognized it and pointed it out. If you ever wonder why your hobbies went to shit, it’s people like Patrick Tomlinson: who lazily consume media in order to resemble a desired lifestyle.
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He larps as a giga-nerd. I imagine he childs people on the Eagles wrong.

(They’d kill the hobbits and take the ring/ they aren’t at Gandalf’s beck and call Radaghast might’ve called them twice and was alluded to have been murdered by Saruman for it)
 
>Even the Germans can schizopost, what's your excuse?
Siehe? Sogar die AusredesredeAusredeAusredeAusredeAusredeDeutschland können schizoposten, was ist Ihre Ausrede?

Google hielft Dir nicht wirklich weiter…
Wenn man keine Argumente mehr hat, vollgen Beleidigungen deinen “Ausrede” Nachweiss aber, falschen Femdiagnose dr. Freud, brächtest Du villeicht.
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>Schizoposten
 
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
They’d kill the hobbits and take the ring/ they aren’t at Gandalf’s beck and call Radaghast might’ve called them twice and was alluded to have been murdered by Saruman for it
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People always overthink this: it’s outright stated in the book that the only chance they had was Sauron assuming they would try and use the ring’s power against him, which necessitated a stealth mission. A bunch of giant eagles making a beeline across middle earth would have spoiled that lone opportunity.
 
The year is 20XX, you diligently work your 16 hour shift in floor 184 of mega sweatshop 11 making emoji keyrings. During the small 3.75 minute window where you are able to talk to your father, you summon up the courage to ask him how the world came to be this way.

"Son, I’m just going off what my father told me his father told him. But there was a ‘Taylor Swift lawsuit‘ that stifled AI development in the US allowing the Chinese to take over the world. I don’t understand either but you are the fifth generation to have been born in the mega sweatshop, you need to keep the oral tradition alive and eventually tell your children when they are born here".

He leaves to work his 16 hour shift assembling fortune cookies. You slink back to your pod to enjoy your allocated goon time to keep you placid. You scroll through the thousands of images and videos of the same blonde, blue-eyed woman.
 
Nonconsentual Pronouns said:
Fundraiser idea: When Josh is back in the US, we could pay him to try out different guns at a range. Multiple people could donate towards the same model to cover the rental, ammo and lane session, plus at least twice that sum to make it worth his while. It's a safe assumption to point out that we'd all want some video and pics.
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This is pie-in-the-sky fantasy territory but I'd offer up my collection to be used for donos, especially in the case of the non-profit if that ever gets off the ground. I've lent out some historical pieces for photoshoots for charity fundraisers for local WW2 vets in the past so if they can be put to work for good I'm 100% for it. I'd be perfectly satisfied with them just raising money for lawsuits/general site operations as well of course

In the case of 5.7x28 I've got the classic Five-seveN, a first gen PS90, and an AR-57 so that would be a good start
 
McMitch said:
People always overthink this: it’s outright stated in the book that the only chance they had was Sauron assuming they would try and use the ring’s power against him, which necessitated a stealth mission. A bunch of giant eagles making a beeline across middle earth would have spoiled that lone opportunity.
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There’s more than a few reasons why they didn’t take the Eagles. I always liked the one answer that they ate people in the Hobbit and are intelligent enough to be influenced by it. There are good odds they’d kill a Ringbearer if they decided to send someone on an Eagle.
 
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