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Saw this posted on Fedi but if it's real, it's of utmost importance for tomorrow.

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Hey everyone!
When swimming in public pools, etc. my butt tends to fill with water. Admittedly, my butt is a bit loose, so maybe this is expected? It's happens more with breaststroke legs.
When I get out the pool it feels like an enema and I can feel the water pouring out of my butt into my costume.
Does anyone else have the same experience?
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Reddit coomers weigh in :​

Does that mean you have a resting gape? I am so confused as how is this possible even with a gape ?
I suppose I have a resting gape when I spread my legs open. X
This is phenomenal and I mean it in the literal meaning of the word. You can not begin to imagine the depth of my curiosity😅😅😅 How deep is that resting condition gape, as it can not go very deep. Maybe it can
Do you have anal leakage on regular bases
I so badly want to see that gape
Came for a fap and got sucked into a rabbit hole of anatomy. I can't find enough information on the internet 😒
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Another AnalOnlyLifestyle user chimes in :​

Absolutely, sit in the wrong spot in a spa bath and you fill quickly. At least with pools I sit on the edge for a while before standing up.... makes sure I have leaked out enough
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you're letting your butt water leak back into the pool? :(
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Where else am I meant to empty myself? I don't have enough control to keep it inside, walk off and find somewhere decent to let it flood out?
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I often sit on the side of the pool to let it drain out before walking off
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What's the timeframe for that "top earners" graph? It had the potato-masher-in-chief near the top but only making around 20k, so unless that only shows the last couple of months it's a pretty weak claim to "funding the alt-right"
 
Null said:
oh is it going out? Sorry, I mishandled shipping a little bit. That's my fault.

There may be some people who have to wait longer. I tried my best to predict sizes but I think I have to order some more.
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I'd love a breakdown of shirt sizes ordered so we can finally know whether or not Kiwis are all fat.
 
Saddam Hussain Obama said:
do you niggas know any good podcast players i loved google podcasts and was using it to listen to mati then the google pajeets shut it down i want one with

1 A simple UI does not need to be complex.
2 is not ugly, basically not some eyesore color like Ive seen some podcast players.
3 no ads
4 works on mobile and PC
5 open source preferably
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I use Overcast, myself. UI is decent, has good organization settings, and the only ads are small visual stuff. Only has an iOS app, though, so that's probably not what you're looking for. A friend of mine uses AntennaPod on his Android device and it seems to work pretty well and is open source. Not sure if it works on PC though.
 
CryptoHermit said:
REDDIT SEGMENT REQUEST : /r/AnalOnlyLifestyle (Found by the besties over at rdrama.net)
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Jesus Christ.
Okay so you could talk about this horrifying subreddit

Or…OR

You could talk in depth about the fancy European cheeses you would recommend we try that would blow our mind.

I think we all know which one josh would prefer.
 
Saddam Hussain Obama said:
do you niggas know any good podcast players i loved google podcasts and was using it to listen to mati then the google pajeets shut it down i want one with

1 A simple UI does not need to be complex.
2 is not ugly, basically not some eyesore color like Ive seen some podcast players.
3 no ads
4 works on mobile and PC
5 open source preferably
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have you tried PlayerFM?
 
Saddam Hussain Obama said:
do you niggas know any good podcast players i loved google podcasts and was using it to listen to mati then the google pajeets shut it down i want one with

1 A simple UI does not need to be complex.
2 is not ugly, basically not some eyesore color like Ive seen some podcast players.
3 no ads
4 works on mobile and PC
5 open source preferably
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I used Pocketcasts for a long time, trying Podcastaddict right now. Both are good. Addict requires a 1-time $7 payment to remove ads, Pocketcasts is $15 yearly.

Both have great functionality without paying.
 
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