For the website calling out woke brands, be completely sure to offer a couple alternatives that are prominently displayed as most people don't give a shit to make a choice themselves, but are rather looking to be told what to get instead of the homo juice. In other words, trying to figure out which brand isn't on the list is work, but being told to buy one of these four brands is simple and people will always go with the path of least resistance.
Also, on the nurse bike thing, even just thinking about it, how would a six month pregnant woman be able to run up and hop on a bike before some dude could? Doesn't make sense from a basic logistics point, but of course journo scum doesn't care.