💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Null was 15 minutes late to start the stream due to a technical issue and came in muted. Just like the good old times.
 
This is from when the stream started. Ralph smoking a celebratory cigar for having 1/4 the viewers
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When Null said "There are college students in Portugal setting up DDOS mitigation services, it can't be that hard, I'll figure something out," I felt that.
 
I'm sure nobody's going to take the audio of Ethan Ralph hollerin about Jews and also wanting Josh and the Farms to burn in hell and creatively rearrange some of the words.
 
Every time Null pauses on the creepy man thing the face is a horrifying over emote
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And the poor kid being coached by the mother already knows about the 41% fate of the path he's being forced onto.

scathefire said:
I don't really get why the whole cake went in the trash as opposed to someone taking it home with them. It must've been a really shitty cake.
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Because like everything in life troons do, it was just for show and ultimately destined to be destroyed the second it served its purpose to them.
 
Retink said:
Every time Null pauses on the creepy man thing the face is a horrifying over emote
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And the poor kid being coached by the mother already knows about the 41% fate of the path he's being forced onto.


Because like everything in life troons do, it was just for show and ultimately destined to be destroyed the second it served its purpose to them.
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Did you catch the name of the parody account?
 
LOL at the FTM being uncomfortable around a bunch of guys being guys, hope it was a lightbulb moment for her.
Ok, for Cozy Rozy vs. Malibu Barbie: Barbie is gonna have more money but she's guaranteed to get mega-raped and abused with inborn LA Effect. Cozy Rozy is likely to get abused but otherwise she'll be regular white trash. Rozy has a better chance at turning her life around...so long as she doesn't keep inhaling propane grill fumes.

And the pigeon at the end was based. :dove: 💯
 
MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
When Null said "There are college students in Portugal setting up DDOS mitigation services, it can't be that hard, I'll figure something out," I felt that.
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I'll setup a forum, can't be too hard.
I'll setup a virtual machine, can't be too hard.
I'll get a server, can't be too hard.
I'll get an ASN, can't be too hard.
I'll setup a DDOS mitigator, can't be too hard. <-- YOU ARE HERE
I'll setup an alternate internet, can't be too hard.
I'll setup a low-orbit satellite cluster, can't be too hard.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
I'll setup a forum, can't be too hard.
I'll setup a virtual machine, can't be too hard.
I'll get a server, can't be too hard.
I'll get an ASN, can't be too hard.
I'll setup a DDOS mitigator, can't be too hard. <-- YOU ARE HERE
I'll setup an alternate internet, can't be too hard.
I'll setup a low-orbit satellite cluster, can't be too hard.
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Before low earth-orbit it's a rogue nuclear state in Syechelles waters.
 
glass_houses said:
Did you catch the name of the parody account?
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Someone posted the twitter but SLXTH is the core of the account and all of the parodies stem off that. Looks like the tiktok was "SLXTHkween(random numbers)".

The Line said:
KiwiGuard? PizzaShield? SneedWall?
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Cow Guard. It's a type of grate cows can't cross but people and vehicles can go over easily.

reptile baht spaniard rid said:
I'll setup a forum, can't be too hard.
I'll setup a virtual machine, can't be too hard.
I'll get a server, can't be too hard.
I'll get an ASN, can't be too hard.
I'll setup a DDOS mitigator, can't be too hard. <-- YOU ARE HERE
I'll setup an alternate internet, can't be too hard.
I'll setup a low-orbit satellite cluster, can't be too hard.
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All Null wanted to do was have a nice forum with a good laugh, and now he's the emperor of mankind leading an Exterminatus against the forces of Nurgle and Slaanesh, and their rage pig avatar.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
I'll setup a forum, can't be too hard.
I'll setup a virtual machine, can't be too hard.
I'll get a server, can't be too hard.
I'll get an ASN, can't be too hard.
I'll setup a DDOS mitigator, can't be too hard. <-- YOU ARE HERE
I'll setup an alternate internet, can't be too hard.
I'll setup a low-orbit satellite cluster, can't be too hard.
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Jersh has inadvertently whitepilled the entire internet showing it's possible to make your own internet.

It's hard, but possible.
 
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