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The Gunt and Hyde macro-economies have liberated the common man, exposing him to a dazzling world of luxurious designer man-purses and gleaming AR-15s, that were previously only accessible to the wealthy elites.
That does not mean that the canny investor should overlook the up and coming artisanal economies that are now beginning to emerge. Take, for example, Greercoin which has not, and never will be accepted by any woman, anywhere, ever, no matter how much you insist that it should. Greercoin is destined to languish alone and unused in your digital wallet from now until the end of time. Those who are on the lookout for a currency with the staying power and persistence of herpes should take note.
The Gonzalo economy is a system of transaction based around toothpicks which, according to its architect, will be the only manmade item to actually increase in worth, following the inevitable collapse of society. The Gonzalo has gained traction in the Ukraine where early adopters avoid banks and instead store their toothpicks securely inside pre-existing locks, in the manner of squirrels burying acorns in readiness for the winter.
Fungible Janke Tokens represent a system of gross barter. These fungal toenail fragments have been cited as the most likely foundation for a universal basic income, since they are available to anyone with toenails and toenail fungus.
That does not mean that the canny investor should overlook the up and coming artisanal economies that are now beginning to emerge. Take, for example, Greercoin which has not, and never will be accepted by any woman, anywhere, ever, no matter how much you insist that it should. Greercoin is destined to languish alone and unused in your digital wallet from now until the end of time. Those who are on the lookout for a currency with the staying power and persistence of herpes should take note.
The Gonzalo economy is a system of transaction based around toothpicks which, according to its architect, will be the only manmade item to actually increase in worth, following the inevitable collapse of society. The Gonzalo has gained traction in the Ukraine where early adopters avoid banks and instead store their toothpicks securely inside pre-existing locks, in the manner of squirrels burying acorns in readiness for the winter.
Fungible Janke Tokens represent a system of gross barter. These fungal toenail fragments have been cited as the most likely foundation for a universal basic income, since they are available to anyone with toenails and toenail fungus.
