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Where is the speculation on "personal issue?"

What kind of KF thread is this?

Speculation: having recently moved to Beijing to be closer to best friend @3322, Null has discovered that smog and seasonal allergies are a sinus clogging combination that no amount of "neti pot" nonsense can touch. In a further disappointment, it turns out that Null is allergic to ducks, and his best friend/neighbor has to stay at least 50ft away at all times.

Personal issues == heartbreak.

Note from Dr Internet Retard: snorting salt water up your nose, even from a cutely named vessel is a cruel, cruel trick that non allergy friends suggest when they see you are desperate and suffering. You get the burning and irritation of the sea, and the feeling of being water boarded!
 
The simplest explanation is that Null's trooning out. People joked about the occasional voice cracks on stream, but now everything is coming to light.
 
Null shall return as Nullette and announce his engagement to Xi Jinping, which will signal his ascension to queen of Chay-nah.
 
First Friday off this year and I was looking forward to watching it live. I hope all is well and your new router is installed with no issues.

I'm assuming the personal issue is that you are chartering a cargo plane and industrial forklift to go save Chantal from the arab menace. Deus Vult. Next week's stream will be the two of you doing a borscht mukbang.
 
Slav Power said:
That's because Americans completely butchered the pronunciation of "stein". The proper pronunciation is something like "shtayn", but it seems that Americans couldn't pick up on this nuance so they just spell it as if it was an English word. I can't pronounce "Epstein" as "Epsteen" because it just seems unnatural to me, but all Americans do exactly that.
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It's not because he's American, it's because he's Autistic. Autists pronounce many things in many strange ways.
 
Sevenatenine said:
Where is the speculation on "personal issue?"

What kind of KF thread is this?

Speculation: having recently moved to Beijing to be closer to best friend @3322, Null has discovered that smog and seasonal allergies are a sinus clogging combination that no amount of "neti pot" nonsense can touch. In a further disappointment, it turns out that Null is allergic to ducks, and his best friend/neighbor has to stay at least 50ft away at all times.

Personal issues == heartbreak.

Note from Dr Internet Retard: snorting salt water up your nose, even from a cutely named vessel is a cruel, cruel trick that non allergy friends suggest when they see you are desperate and suffering. You get the burning and irritation of the sea, and the feeling of being water boarded!
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I have a couple theories

1) It's something to do with the DDOS or the fact that May's warrant canary wasn't updated, and he's stressed

2) Jeffrey Eggstein has returned to the nest! Much to Jersh's horror though, after migrating to Israel for the summer, he is now Jennifer Eggstein-Goldberg and wants to stay with him rent free while he's saving up for GRS

Both cases equally likely. I honestly don't know which one I'm leaning towards
 
I'll miss the stream- it's genuinely become part of my Friday routine. Joke about being autistic and routines here, Hope Null gets to sort his stuff out so we can see him again soon! And of course, hope he at least gets to have his pizza.
 
Could you please reschedule it for a later day @Null?
This really spoiled alot for me. I cant wait till hte next firday and i dont even have Johnny Depp trial to fall onto
Please do something before next Friday
 
instythot said:
It is pizza day
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