💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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I will say it's funny Josh is complaining about tomatoes. The ripe part of the season starts in the south part of the country and moves north through the season. Florida would have been done by June, maybe with a second fall crop. The latest tomatoes would likely be the northern US and southern Canada. So, anything 'fresh' right now is from those regions or from South America.

One of the problems in the US is that people expect year-round produce. Used to be if you wanted tomatoes in December then they came in a can. Now though the magic of shipping produce tens of thousands of miles you can have any item any time of the year. If you want local stuff then you're going to be tied to a growing season. Also the magic of shipping means places no longer grow a mix of items. Areas tend to hyper-focus on the couple crops that grow best in that one area. For instance California grows almost every US tomato, with Florida a distant second. Could you grow them in the rest of the gulf states, probably, but they don't seem to. Arkansas does rice, soy and cotton. Georgia does peanuts. Louisiana does soy, rice and sugarcane.
You can't get a fresh tomato at the grocery store. Ripe tomatoes don't survive transportation and so they're picked before they're ready and still green and then they redden up during the trip. If you want a tomato that actually tastes like something you have to go to the farmer's market or stick with the canned stuff.
 
Theres key notes i forgot to mention as well, apparently the plastic traps the desired rays inside the greenhouse longer which makes the plants grow faster, plus this specific huge operation is only made possible because not only the arid area but because its on a southward slope from the some hills/mountains that hold a lot of water nearby to help keep said operation sustainable and cost effective, so profitable. There were a lot of attempts in the United States for glass greenhouse operations to profit off the lower winter vegetable stock averages but they just weren't feasible for the obvious regulation and monopoly bullshit. Though I'm curious if this plastic greenhouse solution would be doable in a lot of the arid south west of the United States that hold a lot of similar set ups of water intensive aquifiers near dry slopes and consistent arid climate. Man the United States could rape the world economy in every sector but these fucking gay ass horseshit regulations and monopolies just turn us into a bunch of limp dick cucks who have to buy overpriced everything.
in case it ever get's too cold here, my greenhouses have a small "oven" made with fire bricks that I will heat up. Itll keep them nice and warm.
 
Null's recollection of CHAZ ending because they "ran out of food" is incorrect. The mayor refused to end it as a middle finger to Donald Trump. However she was under intense pressure due to the amount of lawsuits that were coming in from small businesses in the area. Later the CHAZ people protested outside of her house. The day after they did that she ordered the police to enter in and break it up. And the police just walked in and swept the people out. They tried to "reclaim" the spot later but they were kicked out again.

The mayor of Seattle was deeply unpopular for letting CHAZ happen and she didn't run for re-election much like Tim Walz because there was no chance she'd win. She actually completely left politics after that. It later came out she actually destroyed government records surrounding how they handled CHAZ which later led to a successful lawsuit against the city. There are still lawsuits that are ongoing related to CHAZ. Like the family of one of the people who died attempted to sue the city by claiming the city was responsible for letting it happen.
 
Oh I remember something similar to this, in southern Spain in the arid pockets they have these plastic greenhouses that produce food during the winter, I think like 80 - 90 percent of all of europe's winter vegetable stock is grown there
True. I saw a drama set there, for obvious reasons it’s a grim place to work.
Pretty much everywhere in Europe, in supermarkets you have the option to buy the Spanish grown tomatoes which are only a few days old via refrigerated train and truck network, or you can get in-country ones, on the vine, in nicer packaging and cost 3x the price. Even in Iceland and northern Norway they manage to grow their own stuff under plastic (with heating and lights) due to cheap renewable energy.
In the US, this technology is used to grow weed instead.
 
Lol the legbeards over at Lolcow Farms were right. We can hear your baby screaming in this latest episode, Josh.
I don't care if it is baby, a cat or a goat he milks to make cheese.
I just don't want to hear it making noise from another room every stream! My sensitive boy ears pick all those noises up.
 
If Josh wants to extend his streams to an arbitrary length he could always pull the old Kino Casino gambit and start the stream with an hour of AI generated music videos.



(POOSTERS NOTE: THE ABOVE VIDEO IS AN AI GENERATED RECREATION OF LIFE AS A BASED AND POODLE PILLED MAN. PLEASE USE POODLE PILLS RESPONSIBLY. SYMPTOMS OF TAKING THE POODLE PILL INCLUDE: HAPPINESS, INCREASED CHARISMA, CUTENESS OVERLOAD, HAVING AN ETERNAL BEST FRIEND/RIDE OR DIE NIGGA, AND HOT GOTH GIRL MAGNETISM. IF YOU TAKE THE POODLE PILL PLEASE REMEMBER TO LEAVE SOME PUSSY FOR THE REST OF US.)
 
Where the hell does the “insults on the back of 20 dolla bills PIIIIIIiiiiiiiiMMMPPPPP” come from.
 
Null, your favourite trans wrestler James Stephanie Sterling had a Bluesky melty over YouTube removing his anti-gambling videos for promoting gambling, and while everyone else is encouraging him to file a lolsuit one Real American Patriot suggests we shackle Neal Mohan and feed him cow shit (would that be punishment or pleasure for a jeet?)
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Does anyone have that AI video Josh reacted to some months ago of a guy flying through Walmart yelling "Gay Nigger" over and over again?

Pirate Software really fell off
Also another one
 
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