💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[BinaricHate]

1. Haunting (Spooky).
2. Haunting (sexy).
3. Gnome Rut Psychosis
4. Magical Negro Emergence
5. Paranormal Sexual Assault.
6. Yakubian Descension Cascade
7. /X succubus summoning (theoretical)

How the hell have you been here this long and not learnt the basics?

bro don't know 67

Sidenote but every time Josh talks about his weight loss I just get reminded of this /fph/ copypasta idk why

 

[donjulio]

3. Gnome Rut Psychosis

Fuck it, burn the house down. You don't want to touch anything in there anymore anyway. Make sure to place a few dogs around the outskirts of the property so nothing leaves.

 

[The sticky sock]

I'm convinced my house is haunted. Should I hang up crucifixes over the doors like the Mexicans? Should they be silver?

Well it certainly couldn't be werewolves

 

[Null]

I just tend to watch his videos because he is so dedicated to a-logging Hasan for YouTube money it's easier to get information from his stuff than trying to follow it here.

it's crazy how we need 45 minutes to say "he's a fucking turkroach muslim and lacks both an immortal soul and empathy as a concept". racists have it so easy. it's like a lifehack.

 

[Rungle]

I'm convinced my house is haunted. Should I hang up crucifixes over the doors like the Mexicans? Should they be silver?

are you hearing whispers from the walls calling you a fag?

 

[The Lurky 1]

Jersh, when you would get the Hollandaise sauce Pizza, what was on it?
I'm legit going to make it if it is simple enough.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Fuck it, burn the house down. You don't want to touch anything in there anymore anyway. Make sure to place a few dogs around the outskirts of the property so nothing leaves.

You got to dig a trench around the house or else the entire gneighborhood is gonna need to get burned.

 

[Rungle]

Jersh, when you would get the Hollandaise sauce Pizza, what was on it?
I'm legit going to make it if it is simple enough.

Hollandaise sauce genuinely is the most awful thing ever.
Why the fuck would you want it on a pizza.

 

[GoharMaria]

it's crazy how we need 45 minutes to say "he's a fucking turkroach muslim and lacks both an immortal soul and empathy as a concept". racists have it so easy. it's like a lifehack.

Yeah, it should only take 56 minutes

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

I'm convinced my house is haunted.

My child, how have you forgotten so quickly the standard GHOOOOOOOOSTS procedures.

You DO still have your standard issue ME-EM machine right? Those Glenn Beck ghosts won't chase themselves.

 

[Jotch]

My child, how have you forgotten so quickly the standard GHOOOOOOOOSTS procedures.
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You DO still have your standard issue ME-EM machine right? Those Glenn Beck ghosts won't chase themselves.

Exactly one year ago Josh was doing his second stream of Dustborn.

This was from the first stream, so one day late.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Would seducing the ghosts help? I could probably assist if that is the case.

I don't think he needs it. He's been getting all lean and jacked for the past 9 months. The ghosts need a bit more patience and then they're in for a treat when his ass starts looking real sweet.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

I'm convinced my house is haunted. Should I hang up crucifixes over the doors like the Mexicans? Should they be silver?

Unironically invite jeets to live in your house. Though obviously the cure is worse than the disease.

There was a haunted house in my neck of the woods that in the span of 6 years drove away 10 families that tried to live there.

A ratking of like 10 jeets moved in 2 years ago and supposedly everything's quiet, no reports of any abnormal activity (except jeet activity)

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So Jim Sterling is wrestling again despite his fucked up back. Bets on how likely he will end up crippled as a result of this match?

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

For real though, what makes you believe that there are GHYOOOOUSTS in your house? did you saw something? or just the general vibe of unease?

 

[Spergichu]

My child, how have you forgotten so quickly the standard GHOOOOOOOOSTS procedures.
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You DO still have your standard issue ME-EM machine right? Those Glenn Beck ghosts won't chase themselves.

His Meme Machine was stolen by that Mexican kid and stashed in the Baby Pooner Maze.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

tfw Mrs Moon finds out there are ghosts

 

[Nigger Cattle]

I can't even legally say what I think anymore

You spent so much time in Europe you lost your free speech.

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

Unironically invite jeets to live in your house. Though obviously the cure is worse than the disease.

There was a haunted house in my neck of the woods that in the span of 6 years drove away 10 families that tried to live there.

A ratking of like 10 jeets moved in 2 years ago and supposedly everything's quiet, no reports of any abnormal activity (except jeet activity)

Ghosts confirmed exorcizeable by curry and poop.

 

[DavidS877]

Exactly one year ago Josh was doing his second stream of Dustborn.
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This was from the first stream, so one day late.

For anyone who missed it, here's Josh playing a wonderful video game.

I suspect someone had a large percentage of caffeine in their bloodstream during this clip. It's a bit of a slow start.
clip.mp4
Starts at 02:25:19 in the original Kick stream