💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Next crowd funding campaign should be for a 1000 ft ethernet cable spool and a ski mask so can Null wire himself up to the closest mcdonalds or whatever.
Ralph won.
Ralph is living out of a cardboard box in the mexican outback and somehow he can stream both more consistently and with less tech issues than Josh.
 
when they scheduled the technician had an accent either mexican or indian or some kind of brown. could barely fucking understand him.

i dislike them so incredibly
I got FiO earlier this year via Frontier. I live in a rural area where xfinity has a monopoly over the cable and the only other thing available was DSL through Frontier which is how they were able to weasel in with FiO. It's a fraction of what xfinity was and the speed is fantastic, better than even when I lived in the city.

The technician they sent out was some midnight black Senegalese niggo which was astounding, because apparently he's a local resident and I've seen maybe half a dozen blacks in the seven years I've lived here. He gave me his cell phone number and was very insistent that if I had any issues, I should call him directly. I think he's the only technician in a two hour vicinity, and there's no storefront or office for them, I have no idea what their infrastructure is like or how they established it in the first place.

It took him like three hours to hook everything up but I haven't had an issue since then.
 
'Said I was gonna stream Kiwi Doom,
but me providah made me look like de buffoon.
Now I gotta hea' dem noisy fucks,
for another week, I ain't got no luck!

(chorus)
We all mad at de lowah-case internet,
when the stream she go down, we get much regret.
'Cause Dear Sneeder's voice, it what we need,
it be our feed, it be our seed.
 
I just got off the line with the ISP and they said there were NO plans to install fiber optic and when they offered to do if for free that very day Josh said “This will get the niggers to subscribe to my locals” and then chuckled semetically and hung up.
 
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