💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Haramburger said:
The chin isn't that sharp but he's got that little butt chin-split Stan & Steve have in American Dad lol
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*stress sigh* I have a cleft chin and now that I'm looking around, I don't see a lot of people with it.
Catgirl Tyranid said:
I think a marriage ceremony goes a long way to proving both parties consent.

Ignore the shotgun Uncle Earl is holding.
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You'd be surprised how very little that contract goes physically. Monetarily ? Different question.
 
gampboonerisms said:
*stress sigh* I have a cleft chin and now that I'm looking around, I don't see a lot of people with it.
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It's never a problem for a man, unless you're trying to troon out. Which I think is odd, because Koreans go out of their way for chin shaving surgery, so I would think that would be cheaper than the rotpocket.

For a woman, well...
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map games like this are why you don't have a banking number hidden on your profile or why you don't have a gilded border yet
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get back to work faggot
 
Anno Domini 2025;
Due to the actions of an african american high on nitrous oxide, the once extinct NSDAP was reformed after 80 years.
The contemporary neo-nazis had spent those 80 years trying to bring about a new party, however had failed. They never would have predicted the next Hitler to be black.
"Nigga Hiel Nigga Hitlah"
 
I’m surprised Josh couldn’t find a Galaxy Gas video. Because last year they were easy to find on YouTube. I remember seeing one of black zoomers doing galaxy gas in school
 
VeteranOfTheRetardWars said:
This may be news to people out here, but you don’t have to say “my good lady, would thou like to partake in sexual intercourse this fine eve?”
You can just be chilling with your gal and say “want to have some ‘fun’?”
Turns out, when you’re in an actual relationship and not just trying to wet your dick all over town your intimate life is a lot less problematic.
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You don't even have to say anything. You can just kiss her, hold the kiss, and start rubbing a hand on her thigh/waist. To anyone who has had sex, this is a very obvious signal that you're making sexual advances. If she doesn't want to have sex, she'll throw the brakes on at that point. The fact that half of the chat immediately took Josh's side can mean only two things: MATI chat is amongst the most virgin-dense groups on the internet, or they are the type to mindlessly agree with everything he says because they're petrified of not fitting in. Either way, that section was hard to watch
 
Is anyone actually supposed to feel sorry for a guy getting rape accusations when he a) broke the rule about fucking your fans and b) thought he was a hot shit casanova because he is a popular Youtuber known for... covering cartoons.
 
indomitable snowman said:
Here's a chubbyemu video of what galaxy gas does to someone. The result: "GG was able kind of make a recovery"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RiYUlUzLGPwOh and it shrinks your balls
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Are you telling me that black men are willingly harming not only their limited mental faculties, but possibly also their ability to procreate? We need to make Galaxy Gas even cheaper and stock entire stores full of it as soon as possible.
 
"Erm, do you incel chuds even have sex?"
I don't know Josh, do  you?

It's already been established in a very old discord screenshot that your dick does not work properly due to a botched circumcision and by your own admission this has caused pursuing women to be a low priority. But okay, you still have  some sex drive, so where could it have been expressed?

In your early 20s you started hopping between various foreign countries you couldn't speak the language of, you don't have sex outside of relationships, your tips for surviving in foreign countries are "don't talk about politics, and don't mess with the women", and for the vast majority of this time you've been a fat fuck computer nerd, so I'm gonna say the odds that you've met a woman irl and have gotten into a relationship with her since leaving the US is about, let's say, 0%.

But okay, maybe you flew in your discord kitten for a day of filling out consent forms and a night of sweet sweet lovin, so where would you have met her?
Well, you "DON'T. FUCK. YOUR FANS!", and when the farms were down you were incredibly shell shocked by what the lowercase i internet has turned into outside of your website, to the point of being unable to cope with not being able to call random people niggers anymore, so I can't imagine you're using other social media enough to meet anyone on reddit or twitter or something. And something tells me a guy like you isn't uploading pictures of his face to try to smash some box on tinder! So where does your surplus of pussy come from Josh? Did you just build up such a harem in Australia that you've been feasting on leftover pussy for the past 10 years?

Oh, but I'm sure you actually get pussy every day, you just can't say anything about it because liz fong jones will use it against you. Ain't that fuckin' convenient, to always have an excuse to never ever *ever* reveal anything potentially embarrassing or less than impressive about your life. A blessing and a curse huh?

And just for kicks: It's really easy to have holier than thou opinions about gender relations when every girl you've interacted with since you were like 22 has been on the fucking computer Josh!
 
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