💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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donjulio said:
Everytime I hear that reference or see it here I keep thinking the same thing:

COD: Ghosts wasn't that bad a game
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Extinction was pretty fun, it was the only CoD of it's era to actually experiment with levelution in MP, and all I remember from the campaign was that one mission that had a 1:1 baneposting cutscene.
 
Sneeds said:
I remember Josh saying Roulette is a black people gamba game. I think this might take its place lmao.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lBxfdLGWR3MThese are “fish games” that are imported from Asian countries.
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8yr olds play a version of this for tickets at Dave & Busters across this great nation. Impressive that they can convince black people to do it for the lure of money instead of teddy bears.
 
Sneeds said:
I remember Josh saying Roulette is a black people gamba game. I think this might take its place lmao.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lBxfdLGWR3MThese are “fish games” that are imported from Asian countries.
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How far can we push this? How stupid or childlike can we make a gamba game that still manages to bankrupt some black guy so hard that he dies? I just wanna kill a nigga by making him bet it all on a game of candyland. Is that too lofty a dream?


Completely separate from that I have a business opportunity idea. Keemstar jumped in and made his "lolcow live" podcast to monetize the suffering and spectacle of retards. Null can do the exact same thing with drug addicts. Ralph,Rekeita,Bossman and Andy warski. It's a perfect idea, the mix of perspectives as each member has a drug of choice and you have one member who is currently sober. There's racial diversity too since two of the cast members aren't white due to Ralph being a wigger and Rekeita being Polish.

You can call it Router Rehab, where they talk about the internet and drugs in the Internet over your router. Huh? Huh? You see the magic here? Merchandising with R&R all over it. Pill shaped candies for the kids. Ralph themed corn harvest T-shirts where the corn is being turned into alcohol.

Ralph needs money bad, bossman needs a job to convince the courts he can live in his own, warski will do it just for the fun and to get new paypigs to party with, the only one that might be a hard ask is Rekeita but if you offer him a hunky enough black guy as his personal assistant it's totally possible.

All I'm asking is a small cut for this one in a million idea. A measly 2%.
 
God's strongest milkman said:
Completely separate from that I have a business opportunity idea. Keemstar jumped in and made his "lolcow live" podcast to monetize the suffering and spectacle of retards. Null can do the exact same thing with drug addicts. Ralph,Rekeita,Bossman and Andy warski. It's a perfect idea, the mix of perspectives as each member has a drug of choice and you have one member who is currently sober. There's racial diversity too since two of the cast members aren't white due to Ralph being a wigger and Rekeita being Polish.
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I fully support Router Rehab (More like Router Retards, am I rite or wut?) seeing Null have weekly breakdowns at everyone's inability to do simple show prep and show up on time would be pretty good. Andy, Ralph, and Nick constantly being in a circular firing squad despite basically being the same guy would also be pretty good.
 
waffle said:
I fully support Router Rehab (More like Router Retards, am I rite or wut?) seeing Null have weekly breakdowns at everyone's inability to do simple show prep and show up on time would be pretty good. Andy, Ralph, and Nick constantly being in a circular firing squad despite basically being the same guy would also be pretty good.
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I support this because I want to see Null get felted by the same issues DSP had setting up his internet for his computer. The king will outlast another...
 
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Tortle update, was underground in burrow when order came to evacuate. Did not survive. Rip Turtle
 
Toxidrome said:
This will be the MATI theme song in 2025:

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Oh, this is a story about a guy named Null
Who lived in Ukraine with his hamster pal
But the Russian soldiers really didn't approve
So he packed up his Starlink and had to move
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Then he spent his life savings on shitcoin crypto scams
And he got himself a job on a little kiwi farm
Which the trannies always try to wipe away from this Earth
And he makes a mighty fine bell pepper sandwich
For what it's worth
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Then one day Null was in the LA, breathing in the smoke
When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny Jewish bloke
He was caught under rubble and Null set him free
And the guy that he rescued was as grateful as can be
And it turns out he owned every single ISP
So he gives Null a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Mad at the Internet show!
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I don't know why the Weird Al Show theme keeps popping up recently
 
It's pretty brutal that she lost her outside tortoise. Those things dig burrows that survive regular forest fires pretty routinely. GJ again, Cali.
 
Haramburger said:
8yr olds play a version of this for tickets at Dave & Busters across this great nation. Impressive that they can convince black people to do it for the lure of money instead of teddy bears.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kfG7B_pbrLM
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No wonder it seemed familiar, I remembered playing this shit years ago at place like Dave & Busters. Seems like the chink manufacturers made an adult version where you can make actual money instead of tickets.
Jotch said:
I remember playing one of these at a Chuck e Cheese when I was a kid!
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same
God's strongest milkman said:
How far can we push this? How stupid or childlike can we make a gamba game that still manages to bankrupt some black guy so hard that he dies? I just wanna kill a nigga by making him bet it all on a game of candyland. Is that too lofty a dream?
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That's already been happening on online casino gameshows

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Eastern Europe is the place to go if you want to get people who are visually identifiable as white, but also still poor enough you can pay some subset of them to do almost anything for a reasonable fee. They also seem to fucking love to gamble way more the the standard whiteoid.

All those weird adds for shit like Temu are nothing but Eastern Euros and Mexicans.
 
Sneeds said:
No wonder it seemed familiar, I remembered playing this shit years ago at place like Dave & Busters. Seems like the chink manufacturers made an adult version where you can make actual money instead of tickets.

same

That's already been happening on online casino gameshows

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Oh my God are you for real? I need this to become popular among blacks. I wanna watch a nigga put a gun in his mouth when he gets snake eyes near Mr.Mint and the Gumdrop Mountains.
Null said:
they all hire in places like Serbia, Moldova, etc.
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You could've done that for extra money while you were abroad. Imagine how fun it would be to host the funky times gamba show.

I found a fun video of some form of Europeans screaming excitedly in broken English about mooltipliers and appleees. Oh muh Guud more bluus!
 
Apparently the farms is attracting attention from /tg/ ex-host MSO lmao.
Simon Dean said:
Tumblr post of MSO lying. The evil Kiwifarms strikes again, pointing out the account with his face on it that says he does ageplay.
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This is after everyone who ran the tranny off on Rivera got banned from Monke.
 
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