💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Dire Dire Cocks said:
Brianna Wu being so open about being transgender after over a decade of lying about it is so fucking malicious. He had literally hundreds of opportunities to admit it before and he only does it when he sees a way to grift.
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The really funny thing is that he's coming out as trans when Trump was just re-elected a couple of months later, maybe he hopes to be the next Caitlyn Jenner dumping out in whichever bathroom he likes in Trump Tower
 
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The Onion (as owned by faggot journo Ben Collins) has purchased Infowars via silent auction as the government has stripped Alex Jones of his lifes work.

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These havent been reupped anywhere it, seems?
Joshes rule for reup was 2-4 weeks if i recall.
Ive tried to look for the Incels one and havent found it, latest one i can find is the Cornstarch one
 
The maybe this will help people understand how weird tax collectors were in the ancient and medieval world. They are like the SS or commissars (in the soviet union or 40k). They are "part of your society" but not. They intermix with regular people and forces, but are subject to a parallel command structure with its own rules that only meets yours at the very top. At the same time they kind of have the power of life and death over normies, or at least their boss does.
 
So only a day after the last MATI the NYT produced an interview of voters which supports what Null speculated: that the troon issue has made women more right wing. And not simply on that issue. It would seem they are fine with deporting brown rapists too.

Granted we’d love more information but I can say, anecdotally, that I have good reason to believe it is the case.

And obviously it seems to extend to other groups like non-whites. It helped make Latinos accept the risk of deportation. Included is an interview with a gentleman who says that anyway.


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4090 Chad said:
The Onion (as owned by faggot journo Ben Collins) has purchased Infowars via silent auction as the government has stripped Alex Jones of his lifes work.

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Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice.

All told, the decision to acquire InfoWars was an easy one for the Global Tetrahedron executive board.

Founded in 1999 on the heels of the Satanic “panic” and growing steadily ever since, InfoWars has distinguished itself as an invaluable tool for brainwashing and controlling the masses. With a shrewd mix of delusional paranoia and dubious anti-aging nutrition hacks, they strive to make life both scarier and longer for everyone, a commendable goal. They are a true unicorn, capable of simultaneously inspiring public support for billionaires and stoking outrage at an inept federal state that can assassinate JFK but can’t even put a man on the Moon.

Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

No price would be too high for such a cornucopia of malleable assets and minds. And yet, in a stroke of good fortune, a formidable special interest group has outwitted the hapless owner of InfoWars (a forgettable man with an already-forgotten name) and forced him to sell it at a steep bargain: less than one trillion dollars.

Make no mistake: This is a coup for our company and a well-deserved victory for multinational elites the world over.

What’s next for InfoWars remains a live issue. The excess funds initially allocated for the purchase will be reinvested into our philanthropic efforts that include business school scholarships for promising cult leaders, a charity that donates elections to at-risk third world dictators, and a new pro bono program pairing orphans with stable factory jobs at no cost to the factories.

As for the vitamins and supplements, we are halting their sale immediately. Utilitarian logic dictates that if we can extend even one CEO’s life by 10 minutes, diluting these miracle elixirs for public consumption is an unethical waste. Instead, we plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWars warehouses into a large vat and boil the contents down into a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin that one executive (I will not name names) may eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal.

All will be revealed in due time. For now, let’s enjoy this win and toast to the continued consolidation of power and capital.

Infinite Growth Forever,


Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO
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