💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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CryptoHermit said:
@Null Writing.StackExchange user JennaShade is torn on how to describe women with huge boobs in his dark-fantansy novel https://writing.stackexchange.com/q...to-use-massive-to-describe-female-breast-size / https://archive.ph/gdL5D
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4090 Chad said:
A simple “well endowed” gets the point across…. I’m assuming this guy is a Chris Chan level autist.
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Writefags failing by trying to graphically describe women will never not be funny to me.
I beheld a figure of pure beauty before me. Her glistening lips accentuated her pouty smile while she gazed at me. I couldn't help but notice how her slender neck joined her exquisite shoulders. The subtle strain of her trying to keep her massive globes of proud feminine delight aloft. She chuckled indicating that she had observed my worship of her glorious bosom. I was not ashamed. Her softness invited adoration. Her poise, respect. I found myself mesmerized, my mind lost in the details of this incredible creature. I awoke screaming, burning in the pits of hell and cringe as I had been dragged down to the abyss by that dastardly monster, the succubus.
But no parody could ever evoke as much cringe and hilarity as the smut unironically written to make a quick buck.

This could be a fun segment using AI to narrate real fanfiction and novels.
 
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Gorton Colu said:
Writefags failing by trying to graphically describe women will never not be funny to me.
I beheld a figure of pure beauty before me. Her glistening lips accentuated her pouty smile while she gazed at me. I couldn't help but notice how her slender neck joined her exquisite shoulders. The subtle strain of her trying to keep her massive globes of proud feminine delight aloft. She chuckled indicating that she had observed my worship of her glorious bosom. I was not ashamed. Her softness invited adoration. Her poise, respect. I found myself mesmerized, my mind lost in the details of this incredible creature. I awoke screaming, burning in the pits of hell and cringe as I had been dragged down to the abyss by that dastardly monster, the succubus.
But no parody could ever evoke as much cringe and hilarity as the smut unironically written to make a quick buck.
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There's loads of old niche fanfiction forums if you know where to look and can brave the tumblr filter. This one is focused on Harry Potter fanfiction and has been going since 2006! https://forums.darklordpotter.net/threads/2024-q3-bitesize-competition-week-2.40859/#post-1199339
One of the biggest issues, I suppose you could call them, in HP time travel stories: does the POV tell Dumbledore that they've been hurtled through time? Usually the answer is no, because either the author thinks Dumbledore is a manipulative coot who believes in the Greater Good (in which case their opinion can be disregarded) or more generally because there's a sense that Dumbledore will then take over the story, and at that point you could simply have the rest of the story be summarized as "Dumbledore solves everything".

In this case, though, you go for "yes". The fact that it's a pretty tight timeloop gives you that kind of freedom, because with the timeframe of a single day that means Dumbledore can't solve everything. Maybe I'm making more of that choice than I should, but dunno. Stuck out to me.

That said, some other stuff. I don't think the details, as presented, are quite that conclusive, but on the balance of it I think that Dumbledore would probably accept the idea of a time loop on the face of it with good humour the way the piece has it, so it still works.

Also interesting is that Harry's first thought is to have the time loop be broken. In most of these setups, the timeloop is used to accumulate power or maybe reach a desired outcome, a sort of reset-until-you-get-it-right. Here, though, we get only a little glimpse of the timelooping, and there's been not much of an attempt to really exploit it yet, it sounds like. I'd also have thought that Dumbledore would have asked further - who keeps dying, why? If no one were to die, would that resolve the timeloop, maybe?

But those are thoughts for a larger piece, I suppose. The constraint of 500 words must have been pretty hard.

For the things we're actually supposed to critique on: Harry's voice is a little too hesitant, maybe, but then again we don't know what year this is. I'm willing to give that a pass. Dumbledore shows off some lighthearted wisdom but maybe it could've used a few dollops of sagacity more.
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There's also the Disboards forum. The Disney Discussion Forums with a particular *interesting* LGBT subforum.
https://www.disboards.com/threads/how-this-lgtbq-forum-changed-our-lives.3901920/
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Gorton Colu said:
But no parody could ever evoke as much cringe and hilarity as the smut unironically written to make a quick buck.
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I just had to do a bit of edits
I besmeld a nigger of sewer booty befive me. Her glistening hips accentuated her poultry smile while she grazed at me. I couldn't help but notice how her sender neck jointed her exnihilo boulders. The stubble train of her tying to keep her passive robes of loud feminine might aloof. She chucked dictating that she had observed my worship of her gregarious blossom. I was not a ham. Her firmness invited perpetual adoration, once a week on alternate Saturdays. Her posse, reject. I found myself mermaidized, my mind lost in the tails of this inedible creature. I awoke creaming, burning in the pits of hell and cringe as I had been dragged down to the abyss by that bastardly manster, the bus of succ.
 
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wimzi said:
I think a spooky season dead person stream in Coach Red Pill would be very funny and legit interesting... His decade long journey from PUA/Manosphere -> Kickstarter Grifter -> Fight Club Larper -> Warzone Retard -> Free Speech Martyr is legit crazy and intersects with Null at enough points that I think he could offer a unique POV on the guy.
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I somehow went my whole Internet life without knowing who that guy was and then he fucking died in a Ukrainian prison and people.
The only thing I know about him is “women are dogs yaaaaaaa” and that he’s fucking DEAD.
 
VeteranOfTheRetardWars said:
I somehow went my whole Internet life without knowing who that guy was and then he fucking died in a Ukrainian prison and people.
The only thing I know about him is “women are dogs yaaaaaaa” and that he’s fucking DEAD.
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Coach Redpill is not dead. He just went home
to his planet of women on leashes and the setting for Wilshire Boulevard
 
If Null covers the Good Lawgic lolsuit:
1) Joe, a debt collecting jew, deposes a Jew in Florida to show up on at a Federal NY courthouse during a federal holiday to be deposed in NY for a ~$14k debt.
2) Debtor jew retains a lawyer for 3k, asks Joe to produce the legal filings, then sues for emotional distress and damages because the suboena was fake and gay while Joe ghosted him
3) Joe fights this for 8 years on standing and procedural issues, ultimately failing to respond resulting in a ordered judgement of ~117k.
4) This comes to light from someone posting on an elissa clips video where Nick's bitching at Sean on Joe's 100k sub stream.
 
Punished Neco said:
Small addition, it should be noted that back in April we worked out that Tipster actually works as a LAN analyst at the Fontana Unified School District.
So this fat tranny chaser who's thirsting over topless pictures of troons who breastfed a baby works for the school district, seemingly mostly middle schools. [post]

Also, editing images isn't my forte but I stumbled upon a picture by some left-leaning artist on Twitter that reminded me of the slobermutt :null:
The best I could do is do some text-swapping from the original [here].
I'm sure someone more qualified could edit this better.
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You did a great job, and the pose does remind me of Slobbermutt; the original art upon which it is based is even sleeker and Slobbermutt-like, but with a different pose:
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One will notice that the object in the dog's mouth is a gauntlet/glove and not a severed hand.
 
@Null now that hurricanes have hit, i think you should look into buying land in most affected areas.
this probably sounds cynical, but it is reality.
you could probably pick up something in Florida or the Carolinas and stake a claim there.
America is your homeland and it's time for you to return home.
 
bookers said:
@Null now that hurricanes have hit, i think you should look into buying land in most affected areas.
this probably sounds cynical, but it is reality.
you could probably pick up something in Florida or the Carolinas and stake a claim there.
America is your homeland and it's time for you to return home.
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Also - please have anna slatz on your podcast.
she wants to do it and it would be fun.
here are the steps to make that happen -

1. log into your kf x.com account
2. send a private message to @Slatzism "hey, would you like to be on my podcast to talk about anything you think is important"
(edit: my suggestion for a topic would be her coverage of how the english courts treat pedophiles/troons vs how they treat normal people)
3. schedule a time to do that.

then you can have her on to do a terf hamster news segment.
This would be fun for both of you, and us, the listeners.
 
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bookers said:
@Null now that hurricanes have hit, i think you should look into buying land in most affected areas.
this probably sounds cynical, but it is reality.
you could probably pick up something in Florida or the Carolinas and stake a claim there.
America is your homeland and it's time for you to return home.
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"You can buy a smoldering crater at a great value!"
But it's a smoldering crater.
"You can build back better than before!"
And the next time a hurricane hits? I bet you buy Chicago and Detroit lots for a dollar too.
 
Haramburger said:
"You can buy a smoldering crater at a great value!"
But it's a smoldering crater.
"You can build back better than before!"
And the next time a hurricane hits? I bet you buy Chicago and Detroit lots for a dollar too.
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Most of the power loss in SC and GA was caused by century trees falling over. You don’t need to buy land in the mud slick formerly known as Rock Hill or whatever, but there’s plenty of Houses thought to be safe investments by literally black rock that are going to be going on the market soon I think

There are entire ghost communities in… I think Augusta? That are like 99% AirBnBs whose owners are on the other side of the country and whose few residents just learned how few neighbors they actually had.
 
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