💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Lichen Bark]

Did Josh talk about why everyone is a "Voluntary Member" now? How can you be an "Involuntary Member?"

 

[Merry]

In an incredible coincidence after today's discussion of the subject on MATI, a judge by the name of.... John Potter...? Is among the judges in the UK who have been found by Xitter user Slatzism to be letting pedophiles off Scot-free while also sentencing angry Brits to years in jail in kangaroo courts

 

[PauperVita]

Cog read his own thread today and sperged out. I only clipped a few portions and stole one from X/Twitter but it was pretty funny. He calls it pedo farms now which is ironic since he raped a 14 year old girl.

Link to stream starts around 2:35:00

 

[Concentrate Juice]

Mushrooms do belong on pizza, Null. You should kill yoself NOW.

I used to be a mushroom hater but then I accidentally ordered a burger with mushrooms on it and they are actually really good, then I got mushrooms on my bearnaise-sauce covered pizza and the circle of life was completed. I am a mushroom.

 

[nickcarkiller]

I used to be a mushroom hater but then I accidentally ordered a burger with mushrooms on it and they are actually really good, then I got mushrooms on my bearnaise-sauce covered pizza and the circle of life was completed. I am a mushroom.

I like mushroom's texture, they are also a good source of protein

I stepped outside to touch grass and saw this ad at a mall,

is it referencing that feds wear these glasses?
Also, those dual sided interactive maps at malls? the retards at the mall are so strapped for cash that they disabled one side just to show ads, and you can only look at the map on the other side. TAD

 

[Sneeds]

It’s hilarious finding dropkiwifarms era tweets that have aged horribly lmao

 

[Gorillion others]

Cog read his own thread today and sperged out. I only clipped a few portions and stole one from X/Twitter but it was pretty funny. He calls it pedo farms now which is ironic since he raped a 14 year old girl.

Link to stream starts around 2:35:00
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That beany and glasses combo totally doesn't make him look the part.

 

[Jotch]

Scrambled eggs on pizza is very very tasty

 

[I'm a Silly]

Can we have a lipstick alley segment?

https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/yall-i-changed-out-my-smoke-alarm-battery-as-a-homeowner.5686990/

"Jesus needs to return because I saw a woman push a lawnmower!"

 

[Sonic]

@Null The rainbow Zafara, and the Rainbow paint brush where released some time between 2000-2001 (before Viacom bought Neopets) and, as far as I remember, had no connection to pride. There is some Neopian lore about the rainbow paintbrush being connected to the rainbow pool, where you go to use paint brushes. The rainbow color was just meant to be rainbow, nothing more.

I'm a huge Neopets sperg so I had to correct the record... I also started learning to code through neopets.

 

[rebel]

@Null The rainbow Zafara, and the Rainbow paint brush where released some time between 2000-2001 (before Viacom bought Neopets)

I didn't know the devil ran neopets.

 

[themanwhowalks]

"Jesus needs to return because I saw a woman push a lawnmower!"

A man who doesn't mow his own grass is no man I know... Billions... Indeed, Billions...

 

[Sonic]

I didn't know the devil ran neopets.

Yep, the purchase happened in like 2007, and the site started declining. Shit really hit the fan with the layout and art update. Little kid me felt like they sucked the life out of Neopets, especially when they implemented Neocash, and the NC Mall, which you had to pay real money for.

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

Can we get a tier list of the various haploid groups as gumroad content? As a max level racist, there are few people as qualified as you to make such a list.

 

[Jotch]

Null:
Write your prediction in a file.
sha256 it.
Post the sha256 sum on a post on the farms.
Make sure it's not short enough for anyone to guess and try and match the hash.

Brute forcing text to sha256 is tremendously hard at a point. Take a look at rainbow tables, they are almost always restricted to 8 characters lowercase and numbers. It would be like a really long password. So even if his prediction was only 50 character long, it would be the same as a 50 character long password with capitalization and punctuation.
A 1 in 10^87 (55^50) chance of guessing randomly. Since it's a hash there is no partial score either, you either have it now, or have to randomly try again. So you are completely held to those odds.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

DM the prediction to me and I'LL say it.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

When Null gets back to the US, he should try visiting a few national parks. Zions, Canyonlands, Monument Valley, and the Grand Canyon are all exceptionally beautiful.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I think this would be perfect for Friday's stream.

A melanated Navy Sailor shows up to Captain's Mast with his belly hanging out of his destroyed dress whites after a couple wreaking havoc on the ship.

For context, a Captain's Mast is similar to an Article 15 in the Army, but a lot more public.

Key parts:
1:10 - First chimp out while his charges are read out

5:10 - Recounting of him fighting with an NCO

9:26 - "I needed it for self defense"

15:40 - He's told to stand at attention by a superior and he stands at SUPER
attention.

19:05 - "Nothing else to do"

19:20 - 20:25 - A deep dive into his fight with an NCO.

Looking at the comments apparently this guy had a full on nigger moment. Apparently this is on a Ballistic sub... I asked one of my friends whose a nuke right now and his reaction was basically wtf. That's a NUB (non useful body - Someone not sub qualified yet) or someone who went insane.

IF anyone asks: TDU =Trash Disposal Unit, TLD= Thermo Luminescent Dosimeter (Radiation detection device) XOI= Executive officer (2nd in command) inquiry, cranking = Food prep work with chef.
Nigga literally broke the TDU on purpose, tied his uniform on his head and ran around on the missile compartment, and went into engine room with a broken dosimeter lmao.

The TDU is a unit where it compacts the trash into a little canister and then jettisoned into the ocean floor. I think the Wyoming used an newer version of the picture below.

No wonder why he thought he was going to get blanket partied, dude could've flooded the entire sub and killed everyone if that happened at depth. I think they used to lock nubs like him in the torpedo tubes in lieu of that though.

From the video, the Captain says this is the USS Wyoming (SSBN-742).
Also lmao if true from the comments.

OMG, I was there for this! I can't believe this is online! It was about 2003 and is 100% real. The crew isn't laughing because we were completely shocked by it all. It continued for a couple more days after this: he peed on the chief's table, injured a senior officer with a shower head, banged on the hull. It was absolute bonkers!

tldr .... striker was dink on his qual and was stuck on TDU and cranking. He didnt get along with most of the crew. A public mast was held because he has 4 xoi and 2 mast already, during one of the xoi, he claimed the co was racist to him. The first mast was lack of military bearing and lack of quad progress, reduce to e2. The second mast was because he TDU his most of his uniform, TLD, quad cards, and got into a fight with a NUB. reduce to e1. public mast was recorded and shown aboard the 742

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

You say they can't create anything, they just find things to seize, control and corrupt.

Evil cannot create, it can only corrupt what is good. Creation is a divine act, and the divine is inherently virtuous and void of evil. That's what it means to be perfect. Evil, on the other hand, can only taint and pervert what has already been created. At the core of the entire concept of transsexualism is engagement in a subversive act of false creation—mutilation of the body that is then proclaimed as a "creation" of something "new," even as it literally is a diminution of what already exists in a natural state. It is fundamentally an evil and ungodly ideology because it is entirely premised on subverting, mutilating, perverting, and coopting what has been created by others.

You can see this in the concept of "queer theory," which is linked to much of the corruption of the humanities (and, increasingly, STEM subjects). Queer theory is premised on transgression and violation of norms, which are viewed as socially constructed rather than innate in any sense. It is quite literally an entire field premised on subverting normality and purposefully presenting "the normal" in a transgressive manner.

I think it's more helpful to appreciate the nature of troons as manifest subversion rather than to ask why troons engage in subversion. It is simply their nature to subvert what exists and is already good—to not do so would be a denial of their own corrupted existence. You don't ask why the scorpion stings the frog which ferries the scorpion across the river, even though it results in the scorpion's own death. You simply appreciate that that is the scorpion's nature.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

I know Null hasn't mentioned his desire for a goytech free car for awhile but I just think he should know that the United States Government forbids all modern cars, limited to and including the fucking keyfobs of most modern cars, onto the majority of secured government sites. In addition to all phones, all smart headphones, and all devices capable of bluetooth. Also guns and knives over 2.5 inches.