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January 20, 2022 - 09:41 AM EST

M&Ms characters to become more inclusive​

Candy is about to get more “inclusive,” with the maker of M&M’s announcing its famed characters are getting modern makeovers and will have more “nuanced personalities.”
Mars, Incorporated, the company behind the colorful, candy-coated chocolates, announced Thursday a “global commitment to creating a world where everyone feels they belong and society is inclusive.”
As part of the new mission to increase the “sense of belonging for 10 million people around the world by 2025,” Mars said the M&M’s characters — who serve as mascots of sorts for the brand — would be receiving fresh, new looks.
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Candy is about to get more “inclusive,” with the maker of M&M’s announcing its famed characters are getting modern makeovers and will have more “nuanced personalities.”
Mars, Incorporated, the company behind the colorful, candy-coated chocolates, announced Thursday a “global commitment to creating a world where everyone feels they belong and society is inclusive.”

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As part of the new mission to increase the “sense of belonging for 10 million people around the world by 2025,” Mars said the M&M’s characters — who serve as mascots of sorts for the brand — would be receiving fresh, new looks.
The green M&M, previously seen in ads posing seductively and strutting her stuff in white go-go boots, will now sport a pair of sneakers. A description for the green candy on the M&M’s website says she enjoys “being a hypewoman for my friends.”
“I think we all win when we see more women in leading roles, so I’m happy to take on the part of supportive friend when they succeed,” the green M&M said on the promotional site.
Another character, the brown M&M, described her motto as, “Not bossy. Just the boss.”
Mars said in announcing the refresh that M&M’s — which were first released in 1941 — will have “an updated tone of voice that is more inclusive, welcoming, and unifying, while remaining rooted in our signature jester, wit and humor.”
"As one of the world's most iconic candy brands,” Cathryn Sleight, Mars Wrigley’s Chief Growth Officer said in a statement, “who better to commit to a world with more moments of fun by increasing a sense of belonging around the globe than M&M's?"

 

[Duke Nukem]

Don't forget the neckbeard who made the meme in the first place... Then went on to victim blame a male... Then had to delete the post and grovel for being such a problematic rape culture supporting ally.

I didn't know that. And this rape culture garbage. Is there some tribe of men that gather around a bonfire and mutually agree to go around forcing their dicks into random women's holes?

 

[Fomo Hoire]

I didn't know that. And this rape culture garbage. Is there some tribe of men that gather around a bonfire and mutually agree to go around forcing their dicks into random women's holes?

My bad, sometimes I forget that just because a dumpster fire burns bright doesn't mean it's visible from across the internet.

The Frogman rape culture thing was one reader telling him that he (the male reader) used to get physically groped by people on the walk home from work by people both male and female - it's a very egalitarian rape tribe.

The neckbeard responded with literal rape culture saying the victim could have escaped at any time by leaving that job. As if men can afford to quit whenever, or women can't.

The Frogman is so gross that I bring up him being a wokie shitting on M&Ms not just because hay, M&Ms, but also because this brand of hatred is particularly vile.

 

[Dysnomia]

So basically the green m&m was too "sexy" so they changed it? I don't see a difference in the new designs besides that.

Maybe too many men were fapping to the green M&M. Women can't be sexy unless they are transwomen.

 

[Duke Nukem]

My bad, sometimes I forget that just because a dumpster fire burns bright doesn't mean it's visible from across the internet.

The Frogman rape culture thing was one reader telling him that he (the male reader) used to get physically groped by people on the walk home from work by people both male and female - it's a very egalitarian rape tribe.

The neckbeard responded with literal rape culture saying the victim could have escaped at any time by leaving that job. As if men can afford to quit whenever, or women can't.

The Frogman is so gross that I bring up him being a wokie shitting on M&Ms not just because hay, M&Ms, but also because this brand of hatred is particularly vile.

It's okay, there are a lot of dumpster fires on the internet. It's easy to overlook some of them honestly.

 

[Screw Danlon]

I didn't know that. And this rape culture garbage. Is there some tribe of men that gather around a bonfire and mutually agree to go around forcing their dicks into random women's holes?

Yeah, it’s called Wales. Oh, you said women, not sheep. Never mind.

Skittles are better anyway. Fite me.

 

[Unassuming Local Guy]

Why do this? Wokes don't even like M&Ms they act like they're toxic.

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I remember that. It took about five seconds for people to realize that you can make the exact same argument about blacks so they shut it down almost instantly. But the internet never forgets.

 

[The Lawgiver]

It's fucking wild how the "before" and "after" images are like literally the same character designs save for the green one, but the "before" image actually shows the fact the characters are clearly a wacky group of friends that possibly get some some conflict from time to time while the "after" image is just a standard corporate kinda "these are our mascots" thing. It's evolving, but just backwards.

So basically the green m&m was too "sexy" so they changed it? I don't see a difference in the new designs besides that.

It's weird because the Brown one they introduced a few years ago's whole gimmick was "normal businesswoman M&M that got the Male M7Ms extremely fucking horny because she's colored like their insides and they assume she's naked. Replacing boots with sneakers and reducing the green one to "hype woman" or whatever is fucking stupid when they're leaving the brown one the same despite I guess making her a bit more of a "girlboss" or whatever they're going to do.
Also never realized they got rid of the sunglasses on the blue M&M making him look like a pallete swap of yellow.

At least they're not pandering to the troons who legit think the green and brown M&M are trannies because they changed the original character designs.

No, I'm not kidding, look it up.

I remember this, there was even a few clickbait articles claiming how "true" it was a few years back. The thing that blows this theory out of the water an invalidates it though is there's like always been nameless colored M&Ms in some ads and the green ones kept showing up after the main character female green one showed up.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

At least they're not pandering to the troons who legit think the green and brown M&M are trannies because they changed the original character designs.

No, I'm not kidding, look it up.

WTF? If you need M&Ms to justify your shitty life choices, just kill yourself now.

 

[potato fan]

dont buy candy (or anything) from big corporations, find whatever local candy maker and buy their product. dont feed the globohomo machine

 

[Duke Nukem]

Yeah, it’s called Wales. Oh, you said women, not sheep. Never mind.

Skittles are better anyway. Fite me.

Doesn't New Zealand shag sheep as well? Explains a lot, don't it, mate?

 

[Fomo Hoire]

So basically the green m&m was too "sexy" so they changed it? I don't see a difference in the new designs besides that.

They also changed the arms and legs from flesh colored to more whitish stocking material. Because flesh colored skin is racist or something so they're better off making them literally white.

 

[zero-who]

f in chat

 

[Alt Owl]

The red M&M may not be as woke as some may think.

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

Does this mean they'll finally stop playing that commercial where they kill Santa or are they just going to mangle that in editing too

Santa just faints. The red M&M definitely dies though; open flame near chocolate.

 

[All Cops Are Based]

I read the article and I still can't figure out what's woke about the new m&ms other than the fact the company's saying they're woke now.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Here I was expecting one M&M to have a visible disability and another one to be a troon, with a fat one thrown in for “body positivity”. The title was pretty misleading, in my opinion.

 

[Knight of the Rope]

It's fucking wild how the "before" and "after" images are like literally the same character designs save for the green one, but the "before" image actually shows the fact the characters are clearly a wacky group of friends that possibly get some some conflict from time to time while the "after" image is just a standard corporate kinda "these are our mascots" thing.

They said they were giving them more "nuanced" personalities, and by the literal definition of the word, they delivered.

Of course, "why?!" you would want your cartoon brand mascots to have nuanced personalities given that most people are only going to ever see them in quick glances at the supermarket or in 30 second advertisements is the better question.

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

Here I was expecting one M&M to have a visible disability and another one to be a troon, with a fat one thrown in for “body positivity”. The title was pretty misleading, in my opinion.

I was expecting them to walk this back:

 

[The Lawgiver]

They said they were giving them more "nuanced" personalities, and by the literal definition of the word, they delivered.

Of course, "why?!" you would want your cartoon brand mascots to have nuanced personalities given that most people are only going to ever see them in quick glances at the supermarket or in 30 second advertisements is the better question.

It's not even "nuanced". All of them now have the identical "smug expression" and desaturated flesh save for orange who looks like he was forced to watch as his friends souls were sucked out before his eyes with him being the only one left intact.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Which one is gay now?

The red one is literally voiced by Nathan Lane, an extremely gay man.