💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Man. Lucas on the streets in the early hours of the morning acting like Dracula. Hmmm. If he got the boot from HOC, man, then what? Maybe he ran into Dorothy the Satanist and saw her talking to a flatbill and a chimpout ensued? I sure hope so.

He has really been chimping out in these videos which is exactly what I asked for, and I am grateful. However, I am very curious as to what we can learn next. We all know who can fill us in besides Lucas, and hopefully we hear from the Nobleman soon.
 
He uploaded the "Young Dudes for the L" video at 3:15am according to YouTube. I have a strong suspicion he has been sleeping outside and is just going to HOC to eat. @Nobleman might be able to give us more up to date info regarding that?
 
Trainwreck said:
He uploaded the "Young Dudes for the L" video at 3:15am according to YouTube. I have a strong suspicion he has been sleeping outside and is just going to HOC to eat. @Nobleman might be able to give us more up to date info regarding that?
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He has done a few videos of himself parked outside the gate waiting to check in at 6pm.
If I remember correctly from his last time at HOC he can’t have his phone with him when he’s inside.
 
Lucas is spitting mad in these vids but he regains his composure immediately, so something does feel off about them. His bitches and thots day-long chimpout from last summer is really the gold standard of Lucas chimpouts, in addition to that final USB episode. These vids are nice but they don’t measure up to some of his more intense chimpouts.

he also believes that walking around recording videos constitutes a job. Perhaps this flatbill zoomer wigger sheeple gasoline communist clones also have jobs and their jobs just so happen to be hoarding all the women. But that’s society for you, some people have better jobs than others, communism or not.
 
It’s funny how he puts such an emphasis on the wisdom gained from being older. Well Lucas is evidence that age making you wiser just isn’t true especially if you are a bumcel who never graduated from the toddler development phase of their life. Wonder if he was isolated growing up or neglected in some way for him to not grasp even the most basic ability to interact with other humans.
 
ThomasAudley said:
Lucas is spitting mad in these vids but he regains his composure immediately, so something does feel off about them. His bitches and thots day-long chimpout from last summer is really the gold standard of Lucas chimpouts, in addition to that final USB episode. These vids are nice but they don’t measure up to some of his more intense chimpouts.
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Can somebody post the bitches and thots video?

He puts out so much shit that it's really hard to find a specific one.
 
Lucas says women shouldn't be manipulated by money, uh-huh.

Who goes into a restaurant and orders the most expensive entree or girl drink on the menu....then can't stop bragging about his order BEING the most expensive, as if its high price, separate from quality or other considerations, alone makes these binges worthwhile?

Oh, thats right, none other than Lucas Colby Werner.

Eat shit, you money-worshipping marxist-in-name-only.
 
Maxxicus Callahan said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W2rIKV6eyHYIt’s funny how he puts such an emphasis on the wisdom gained from being older. Well Lucas is evidence that age making you wiser just isn’t true especially if you are a bumcel who never graduated from the toddler development phase of their life. Wonder if he was isolated growing up or neglected in some way for him to not grasp even the most basic ability to interact with other humans.
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Nicely put.

Lucas combines the social development of a toddler, the horniness of an adolescent, and the body of a sick, old man, into one head of rotten lettuce.
 
Time for another #WernTimeMachine
looking back on some previous gems.

Why Not Join Me?



QT:-
I was a helper.I helped people out with places to stay,and you know pretty soon i stated noting the girls cos they'd bring their girls over
and then I recognise hey why don't you get out of here and leave the girl..
and they were like "we can leave, we can leave"
and Im like woah I don't care I don't hate you -I just like the girl.We have things called a conversation and she and I get along better than you do perhaps you should leave...and then of course they both leave..because you know the girl likes me but for some reason the guy she leaves with and they don't know about anything I mean and I don't want violence so they just leave and I'm like whatever you didn't really help me at all....
 
I wonder if Lucas is sleeping on a bus stop bench somewhere in Spokane right now? That would be a priceless pic if someone could capture it.
 
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Who goes into a restaurant and orders the most expensive entree or girl drink on the menu....then can't stop bragging about his order BEING the most expensive
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That's a pretty good point. For all of his more obvious examples of blatant hypocrisy, I tend to forget about that one because he's a broke ass bum who doesn't get to display that one as much until he gets some money to squander. Is there even anything he bitches about that he doesn't do himself? I can't think of one single thing he preaches that he doesn't either do himself or completely disregard when he's not virtue signaling (on the rare occasion that he isn't)

His displays of being "generous" doesn't count because he clearly expects to benefit from it and bitches about it when he doesn't. It's not generosity when you expect something from it.
 
Da Dude123 said:
I wonder if Lucas is sleeping on a bus stop bench somewhere in Spokane right now? That would be a priceless pic if someone could capture it.
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Not a bus bench, but he's walking south towards the bridges to possibly get out of the rain?
ETA: He wasn't yelling at all, but he had his head on a swivel - checking to see if anyone was watching him. It's got to be exhausting to always be on the lookout for god knows what.
 

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If Lucas was pressed as to why he orders the most expensive shit, I bet he'd say that it's only because that's apparently what impresses the zoomer baes.

Hate the game, not the player.
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W2rIKV6eyHYIt’s funny how he puts such an emphasis on the wisdom gained from being older. Well Lucas is evidence that age making you wiser just isn’t true especially if you are a bumcel who never graduated from the toddler development phase of their life. Wonder if he was isolated growing up or neglected in some way for him to not grasp even the most basic ability to interact with other humans.
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Why don't other Americans ever understand that the word "twat" rhymes with "bat" or "mat"? You don't pronounce it "twott" unless you yourself are one!

Better yet, just let go of trying to sound like the bongs altogether. "Twat" and "wanker" and "bellend" are their thing. It's pretentious as hell to try to latch onto their shit, and then twice as cringey when you inevitably get it wrong.
 
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Isn't that the grimy fetid jacket he said he'd gotten rid of - "donated back".
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Looking at it more and the white spot it's his hoodie. Soon that hoodie will be as filthy as his jacket.

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Holy shit... In one of his videos from earlier today, Lucas inadvertently admits that it has been so long since he has seen a measly twenty dollar bill that he doesn't know if the picture on it is still Andrew Jackson. That is WILD.
 
IceQueen said:
Holy shit... In one of his videos from earlier today, Lucas inadvertently admits that it has been so long since he has seen a measly twenty dollar bill that he doesn't know if the picture on it is still Andrew Jackson. That is WILD.
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He gets a check every week that he cashes so I doubt he hasn't seen a 20 in a long time.
 
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