💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Stilgar of Troon said:
I don't think he even sees the contradiction, sadly. I firmly believe he's literally too dumb to even understand what's wrong with his entire worldview regarding women.
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Maybe he thinks you should respect women the way you respect pets...a few treats now and again to keep them obedient, but a leash to keep them from wandering off. When they get to the ancient haggard age of 28, you must sadly bid them a fond farewell and put them down, then rush out to get a new younger one to fill the void.

He always seems so fucking enraged that women have free will and can't be ordered to date him.
 
I’m pretty sure going up to a couple and trying to kiss a woman would land Lucas an assault charge or a knock out punch from the boyfriend. But I wouldn’t worry no couples will be getting in his stinking path any time soon. They probably see the look of crazy and smell his rancid odour from a far enough distance to avoid him.
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
I’m pretty sure going up to a couple and trying to kiss a woman would land Lucas an assault charge or a knock out punch from the boyfriend. But I don’t think any couples will be going up to talk to Lucas.
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That's a quantum leap in delusional thinking... Seems Lucas can make progress, just not in any way that benefits him.
 
Maxxicus Callahan said:
I’m pretty sure going up to a couple and trying to kiss a woman would land Lucas an assault charge or a knock out punch from the boyfriend. But I wouldn’t worry no couples will be getting in his stinking path any time soon. They probably see the look of crazy and smell his rancid odour from a far enough distance to avoid him.View attachment 1917058
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Big Talk. He said this sort of thing before. He can't even look teenagers in the eyes, let alone kiss them on the mouth. Lucas gets real tough on social media. IRL Lucas hides in corners and watches children from a safe distance like the pedophile predator he is.
 
Maxxicus Callahan said:
This is rich
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He’s a savage beast alright but not well trained. Misses the bowl taking a piss and doesn’t know how to wash his hands, needs to be housebroken.
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In other words he think that mail order brides are literally bought on the internet as some kind of mail order and doesn't realize its a figure of speech. He also laughably assumes its 'misogynistic' that such things happen. Clearly he's too stupid to realize a large percentage are women who volunteer for such marriages and want to do so

and he says 'I made a mayo covered steak in a toaster oven I don't own, in a homeless shelter' like its something that is worth bragging about and makes him look good. Sane people would be embarrassed by saying something like that
 
WonderWino said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MGffgI4GjtY
Apparently 'narcissistic supplies of women' are a thing now
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This is just Lucas again repeating a word he doesn't fully understand.

"Wern haters call Wern narcissist! Narcist = insult. Call the flatbills narcissist to insult them! Wern does a big smart!"
IceQueen said:
Also he always says stuff like that: “what am I entitled to?! What are YOU entitled to????” Like dude... Nothing. That’s the point. No one is entitled to anything, especially not to other people. Someone telling PukeAss that he’s not entitled to a girlfriend doesn’t mean that they think they are, most people have common sense and know that NO ONE is entitled to a SO.
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Well you sound like a damn socialist-in-name-only greedy agephobic bigot!
 
WonderWino said:
In other words he think that mail order brides are literally bought on the internet as some kind of mail order and doesn't realize its a figure of speech. He also laughably assumes its 'misogynistic' that such things happen. Clearly he's too stupid to realize a large percentage are women who volunteer for such marriages and want to do so

and he says 'I made a mayo covered steak in a toaster oven I don't own, in a homeless shelter' like its something that is worth bragging about and makes him look good. Sane people would be embarrassed by saying something like that
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My favourite part is that person pointing out that Lucas isn’t into the idea because he doesn’t have any money. I couldn’t imagine Lucas being featured on 90 day fiancé. He makes Big Ed look good by comparison. Could you imagine the poor woman just wanting her green card having to put up with Lucas. If Big Ed is too much to handle I don’t think it would ever be in the cards even with the money to purchase a “mail order bride,” the woman would be like nah this ain’t it, I’mma try somewhere else, got an elk farm, that’s nice don’t care, byyyyee.
 
Maxxicus Callahan said:
I’m pretty sure going up to a couple and trying to kiss a woman would land Lucas an assault charge or a knock out punch from the boyfriend. But I wouldn’t worry no couples will be getting in his stinking path any time soon. They probably see the look of crazy and smell his rancid odour from a far enough distance to avoid him.View attachment 1917058
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Not even a whole day ago he was talking about respecting boundaries and now he's just straight up saying he'd claim a woman like property and assault her because he "has needs too".

Edit: Anyone else think he scrounged up enough for a hotel room in the desperate, futile hope that he'd bag a Gen Z bae for Valentine's day?

 
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"I disconnected from the idea that I had to have someone, just to have someone."

Says the guy that literally CAN NOT shut the fuck up about wanting someone, just to have someone.
 
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Gen Z's who don't give him a girl or offer to fuck the insane Pedo of spokane Lucas Colby Werner are as horrible as racists.
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moseph.jartelli said:
Lol someone stole all his seasonings and sauces
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Probably someone who has had it with this fat bastard constantly fucking up the toaster oven with his vile concoctions.
klickitat said:
Who cooks lamb with mayonnaise and ketchup?

Nobody with working taste buds or culinary skills.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rpJCTRD_0kA
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This actually makes Masaokis creations look good. And that guy was taking the piss.
mothman96 said:
Yea, he's in a motel but from his previous video and this one it doesn't look like it's Motel 6.
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What gives this lunatic the idea anyone is going to be remotely attracted to some morbidly obese, greasy fat fuck in a grimy hotel who looks like he hasn't even showered despite having access to one?
Maxxicus Callahan said:
If Big Ed is too much to handle I don’t think it would ever be in the cards even with the money to purchase a “mail order bride,” the woman would be like nah this ain’t it, I’mma try somewhere else, got an elk farm, that’s nice don’t care, byyyyee.
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Immigrants need a sponsor to ensure they're not just going to end up on the dole the instant they get here. A homeless bum like Lucas wouldn't count.
 
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I think he's mad at me. Let's hope he doesn't call 5-0.

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Sadly, youtube auto deleted both comments but, hey, at least they show up in my notifications!
 
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Lucas flexing on people about subscribers. What a dumbshit. Half of his subscribers probably came from me and I'm a complete nobody in the grand scheme of things.
 
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