💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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mothman96 said:
The POS is laying it on thick. What he wants is for some morons to keep paying for his motel room and food. If he doesn't get more motel night stays, the Uber ride to the bus plaza. As the saying goes--A fool and his/her money are soon parted. We've seen plenty of that this last week. Looks like there is another fool on the hook.

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Again, this fat fuck could have spent a little bit of money on getting a pair of gloves a warm hat and even a pair of snow boots for less money than one of his Clinkerdaggers dinners. But, oh, no. He's gotta show the baby zooms what they're missing.

If he thought he could just wear shorts all the time since he was in LA, then he is demonstrating more exceptionalism. LA has a warmer climate, but it still gets colder in the winter time and at night it will sometimes get down in the 40s. It is amazing how dumb he is.
 
LA has rain right now and had a decent thunderstorm last night, so I guess he avoided being out in that. It would've been fun to see how he dealt with it, though.
 
Lol at this man tryna make me feel bad that he might lose fingers and toes to frostbite when he's fully diabetic and eats like... That.

Sir you are about to lose an entire extremity.
 
Da Dude123 said:
Again, this fat fuck could have spent a little bit of money on getting a pair of gloves a warm hat and even a pair of snow boots for less money than one of his Clinkerdaggers dinners. But, oh, no. He's gotta show the baby zooms what they're missing.

If he thought he could just wear shorts all the time since he was in LA, then he is demonstrating more exceptionalism. LA has a warmer climate, but it still gets colder in the winter time and at night it will sometimes get down in the 40s. It is amazing how dumb he is.
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I'm thinking he still has his 1 pair of pants which by now are filthy and stink like hell. Have no idea as to why he decided it was a good idea to change into the shorts for the trip back to Spokane. Indoors in the room where it's warm, I can see wearing shorts. He'll be putting his pants back on to go back to the bus plaza.
 
Does anyone remember if the Freak said anything about when he arrived, how he got from the Greyhound bus station to Motel 6? Greyhound bus station to Motel 6 is about the same distance as Motel 6 to the downtown bus plaza.
If he made it on his own, he got on a city bus to make the trip from the Greyhound bus area to Motel 6.
 
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Lucas seems to be maintaining his composure better lately. I mean he's still an insufferable cunt, but he's had epic chimpouts for less than a lot of stuff that's happened recently. Part of me wonders if he's growing as a person and learning to roll with the punches, or if he's just starting to not even care as much about what happens anymore.

Just kidding about the learning part, we all know better than that. He'll be mooing and REEEEEING again in no time.
 
Sevan Vosgi said:
Lol at this man tryna make me feel bad that he might lose fingers and toes to frostbite when he's fully diabetic and eats like... That.

Sir you are about to lose an entire extremity.
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He would have been better off microwaving that salmon.
 
Telomoron said:
Lucas seems to be maintaining his composure better lately. I mean he's still an insufferable cunt, but he's had epic chimpouts for less than a lot of stuff that's happened recently. Part of me wonders if he's growing as a person and learning to roll with the punches, or if he's just starting to not even care as much about what happens anymore.

Just kidding about the learning part, we all know better than that. He'll be mooing and REEEEEING again in no time.
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No, I think it's because Lucas found a smidgen of purpose in life thinking he can make money doing this online nonsense.

Fanatical Pragmatist said:
"I'm not interested in sex with Gen-Z women"
Lucas, your entire internet history suggests otherwise.
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As seen by this retcon, Lucas can control himself enough to know when it serves him best. He really just throws away thousands of hours of telomerase nonsense the second he gets a couple meals. Really sad tbh. Lucas has no backbone.
 
210 pounds? What, did he weigh his head? I can't believe 220 wasn't egregious enough for him and he had to ramp things up. Who does he think he's fooling?
 
”You’re a fucking bigot and you need to shut your mouth, bitch! But whatever you know, I need an uber to downtown tomorrow if you can help.”

Lucas Werner everybody.
 
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The guy who’s been sitting on his ass the last 20+ years said he’ll do voice work for Uber and he’s not “just sitting on his ass.” Yes, you are Lucas, and no, that’s not okay. You’re a big fat loser. How’s that resume coming?
 
Smuff Smuffington said:
I see his ad business went very well. Klickitat sent him a nice meal and he did a wonderful ad in response for Klick’s YT page.
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Went from under 440 subs to 480-something because of his free and wrong shout outs about me being his catfish.

I'd thank him, but he has me blocked.
 
Now the incel is screeching about people having sex during the Coronavirus. He says the deaths are "your fault". He further advises them to "go away, and never come back".

Lucas probably needs an Uber ride to downtown Spokane. He would also accept a cab or a Lyft too.
 
Been think, the catfish incident could become Motel 6 lore. When he talked to the motel 6 staff, he likely told them that he'd just been catfished too and what arrived at his door was a package of catfish. The staff is likely still laughing about it and will be recounting the story of the smelly hobo and the catfish.
 
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