šŸ’€ Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Fapcop said:
But... Could a well-off Kiwi please invest a few hundred dollars in flat baseball caps, and pass them out to the homeless and indigents of Spokane?

Iā€™d love to see what kind of spastic freakout Lukas would react with, at the sight of the dreaded flatbills turning up at his shelter.
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Iā€™ve got just the thing.

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Patchwork Ragdoll said:
Of course lucas would make a Sparkle Motion reference.
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For someone who denies and tries to hide the fact that he's a wanna-be pedo, he sure does a bad job of it. If I were as scrutinized on the subject as he was, I would, you know. Try to refrain from referencing a group of little girls in the same breath I just sperged about desiring young women.

Maybe he forgot about giving us this little gem.
 

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Telomoron said:
For someone who denies and tries to hide the fact that he's a wanna-be pedo, he sure does a bad job of it. If I were as scrutinized on the subject as he was, I would, you know. Try to refrain from referencing a group of little girls in the same breath I just sperged about desiring young women.

Maybe he forgot about giving us this little gem.
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Wait, is that real? I've never actually seen that one before, I don't think. He actually wrote that? He actually referred to himself as a pedophile?
 
Da Dude123 said:
Radio silence so far from raving hobo Lolcow Lucas Werner. Come on, Lucas, tell everyone they're bigots and that you are plenty good!
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His IG shows active yesterday so either he broke/lost his phone or he's taking a day off.
 
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Wait, is that real? I've never actually seen that one before, I don't think. He actually wrote that? He actually referred to himself as a pedophile?
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To be clear, this isn't my find so I can't really claim credit for it or confidently speculate. I've been reading through the pages starting from the beginning and there's a lot of interesting (and disturbing and horrifying) forgotten content like this. There is a lot of stuff earlier Wernologists documented that Lucas has either deleted off other platforms, has been deleted off other platforms by some other means because of the graffic nature of it, or was just generally overlooked at the time. I for one get a kick out of seeing old content resurface that bites Lucas in the ass or contradicts his narratives, not that he can ever keep his stories straight anyway.
 
hairy richards said:
that's a pretty good assessment on the situation including the review of the city... red in blue state is true for sure. he's stuck there because his repugnant nature in other areas will get him killed... it's funny how certain people become disenfranchised right in their own backyards where everyone knows them but avoids them and tells others to avoid them. he made his bed he'll have to sleep in it. i have a cousin who's this same type of manic depressive homeless reject and he refuses to accept it's not the world at fault but his own because he refuses to be a citizen who works, takes responsibility for his own ass... no one owes these socialist bernie buddies a damn thing. he seriously has mental issues. too bad mental health is no longer a priority these days... why the streets are loaded with all these mental patients. sad day. carry on.

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Wait, is that real? I've never actually seen that one before, I don't think. He actually wrote that? He actually referred to himself as a pedophile?
 
hairy richards said:
Wait, is that real? I've never actually seen that one before, I don't think. He actually wrote that? He actually referred to himself as a pedophile?
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I wouldnā€™t say I have a PhD in Wernology, but I doubt thatā€™s real and actually written by him.

A few things stand out, namely:

*The lack of slang and Wern-speak.

*A functional theory of mind: ā€œI come across asā€. Wern wouldnā€™t speculate about how others perceive him. He would usually write ā€œI am an...ā€

*The degree of introspection: ā€œI am a pedophileā€...ā€Avoiding the actā€. Lucas is more akin to an animal and doesnā€™t exist on that plane. He just does stuff. Would Wern fuck a 14 year old? Probably. But he wouldnā€™t speculate if heā€™s a pedophile before or after.

*The self-criticism: ā€œI deserve worseā€. Wern would never write that about himself. Heā€™s all about the good things he deserves.

His posts are partly just him rambling and partly his version of an advertisement. Wern might be a retard, but he isnā€™t so dumb that he doesnā€™t understand that advertisement are supposed to sell the product and only highlight the good stuff.
 
Fapcop said:
*The lack of slang and Wern-speak.

*A functional theory of mind: ā€œI come across asā€. Wern wouldnā€™t speculate about how others perceive him. He would usually write ā€œI am an...ā€
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Lucas changes significantly based on his prescribed drug usage and if he has a roof over his head. I believe this was around the time Lucas was soon out of the mental hospital and was basically a fat nerd that came across extremely awkward but harmless and not obsessed with teenage pussy all day.
 
Telomoron said:
To be clear, this isn't my find so I can't really claim credit for it or confidently speculate. I've been reading through the pages starting from the beginning and there's a lot of interesting (and disturbing and horrifying) forgotten content like this. There is a lot of stuff earlier Wernologists documented that Lucas has either deleted off other platforms, has been deleted off other platforms by some other means because of the graffic nature of it, or was just generally overlooked at the time. I for one get a kick out of seeing old content resurface that bites Lucas in the ass or contradicts his narratives, not that he can ever keep his stories straight anyway.
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It's real.

If he has you added as a friend it's still up at: https://www.facebook.com/olympiaatheist/posts/10203459528341197

He even edited it, but only to correct a spelling mistake. I'm sure, if confronted, he'll either delete it and say it's fake or say it's "edgy comedy" or some shit.

Edit: Since there were no videos uploaded today, I took the too much time that's always on my hands and combed through his Facebook for stupid memes and bad pics of himself he'd uploaded years ago and here are the ones that stood out the most to me.

 

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klickitat said:
It's real.

If he has you added as a friend it's still up at: https://www.facebook.com/olympiaatheist/posts/10203459528341197

He even edited it, but only to correct a spelling mistake. I'm sure, if confronted, he'll either delete it and say it's fake or say it's "edgy comedy" or some shit.

Edit: Since there were no videos uploaded today, I took the too much time that's always on my hands and combed through his Facebook for stupid memes and bad pics of himself he'd uploaded years ago and here are the ones that stood out the most to me.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yeB8lZ2Ig3E
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Can Facebook pages/posts be archived? Don't have an account myself.
 
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