💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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During Lucas's last interview with Goldaor, he said he'd gone to the hospital because his feet hurt. He was told to stay off his feet for 3 days. Don't know if he was given some kind of "note" to give to the HOC. It's long past the 3 days. I wouldn't doubt he's been giving the staff some "sob story" to get the shelter to continue letting him stay in during the day.
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Good Lord, I totally missed that!! His feet hurt? Gee, could it be the untreated diabetes and his morbid obesity putting strain on his feet?? I wish I could have heard what the docs really told him. Take some insulin, lose weight, and invest in new sneakers not bartered from another hobo. What a fuckhead.
Side Note: what a fucking baby. Goes to the hospital, during a pandemic, because his feet hurt? I hate people that use the ER as their own personal doctor’s office.
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I swear I've seen Lucas pull this exact face before in an old meme he made, and it looked just as autistic back then
Lucas: "Its not about sex, but I haven't been laid in 8 years!!"
Yeah its not in the cars for you with these kinds of photos, creep
Lucas: "Its not about sex, but I haven't been laid in 8 years!!"
Yeah its not in the cars for you with these kinds of photos, creep
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WHYWHYWHY
And who’s the clown that actually put up those stupid emojis in response?! It takes just one positive reaction for FuckHead to think he’s Cute Older Daddy. Good GOD. What a pasty pile of infected fat and shit
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He just made a similar face just like yesterday but if you're anything like me, the one you're thinking of is this one from his college days.
Which is great because it's also one of the dumbest memes he's ever made text-wise. He's walking right into a joke here, at best.
Which is great because it's also one of the dumbest memes he's ever made text-wise. He's walking right into a joke here, at best.
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on the contrary: if you covered it in verbose bullshit, it'd ruin the joke
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Now I remember, man he really is lizard brained. All these years later and he's still screeching the same bullshit, and pulling the same soy faces
Edit: looks like he's also managed to become just as obese as before, despite being homeless
Edit: looks like he's also managed to become just as obese as before, despite being homeless
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You’re right. You can’t read that without tagging it with a “stinks like old cheese“ line in your head.
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I know Lucas gets all his clothes from homeless donations because he's too lazy and incapable of looking after himself to buy his own clothes, but does he actually wear his shirt that open in public on a regular basis? I know his shirts are always far too open at the neck due to him being too obese to button up, but some part of his brain must realise how repulsive this looks
Edit: "if everything was legal you could just rape women"
ice opener Lucas, doesn't make you seem more like a creep at all
Another bitch fit about Chris Hansen and how he should go after the rich instead of calling out Lucas as the pedo he is
Edit: "if everything was legal you could just rape women"
ice opener Lucas, doesn't make you seem more like a creep at all
Another bitch fit about Chris Hansen and how he should go after the rich instead of calling out Lucas as the pedo he is
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You can see his tiities. Smooth, hairless, pale, sagging titties. I'll no longer call them moobs, because Lucas isn't male enough warrant that. Lucas needs a bra. I wonder if he can get one from the donation bin.
How do we interpret this striking sartorial decision? He seems to be attempting "sexy."
Fatal Walter
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God, cause sexy worked out so well for him last time
Edit: I guess I should note that he had just been sperging about how older men are better because Idris Elba won sexiest man at a similar age (40-55 range, at least). I didn't look this up to confirm or anything but it's what Lucas was talking about. I guess he must have decided in short order that that contest was rigged and he was actually deserving of the title instead.
Edit: I guess I should note that he had just been sperging about how older men are better because Idris Elba won sexiest man at a similar age (40-55 range, at least). I didn't look this up to confirm or anything but it's what Lucas was talking about. I guess he must have decided in short order that that contest was rigged and he was actually deserving of the title instead.
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but he certainly is not anywhere close to feminine to give a bra. He'd probably eat it. With spray cheese and sriracha.
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Because mommy told me I was.
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All these weird memes with contorted faces, crossed eyes and rageful poses, I don't think Lucas is even consciously aware of what he's doing.
One of the most interesting parts of interview #2 with Goldaor to me, was when Goldy asked him why he makes videos of himself eating, what he's trying to show.
You could tell by Lucas's slow and stuttering reaction that he'd never really considered it.
He mumbled something about showing that he could buy you a meal, but the tone suggested that even he didn't really believe that.
I think Lucas's mental illness and his narcissism essentially make him a big stupid animal, minus a creature's sharp instincts and skills.
I don't think he really knows why he posts pictures of himself making such disgusting faces; he certainly wouldn't do it if he was seriously trying to use them to get a girlfriend, and he falls back on the excuse of doing comedy, because it lets him disavow anything he says that is horrible as if it was just a joke.
But these pictures clearly aren't jokes; he writes the same political thoughts that he says all the time at the bottom, he just contorts his face into these pictures of insanity and rage.
Lucas is such an absolute moron, it's actually staggering. I've often said that his use (misuse, more like) of large words gives those unfamiliar with him the impression that he has some intellect.....but it's a sham. A few scraps of misappropriated verbage do not a scientist make. They don't even make a student.
Someone with the intelligence of a child in his position would post pictures as flattering as possible, but Lucas is content to show himself stuffing his face with junk food, even though he insisted to Goldaor that he only eats a few sandwiches and water everyday, and he's clearly not bothered by any of these contradictions.
As @wenttobermuda said, the contradictions in his actions don't matter to him because his "philosophy" of self-gratification remains constant.
He doesn't want questions that ponder his intent, because the idea that he's doing such a shabby job going about achieving his life's sole purpose for the last 10 year's is anathema to him.
Sometimes I wonder if Lucas really wants a girlfriend, if he really wants what he says he does.
I've noticed some of the cows on this site, like secret gamer girl, often complain and complain and post and post about what they claim to want, but they don't make any changes to achieve this, and this would seem to suggest that there are actually happy, or at least comfortable in their "misery", in their present state.
The way Lucas rejects any suggestion of making real changes that could get him to achieve his goal, such as the changes Goldaor suggested, makes me think that Lucas is totally comfortable eating junk food, abusing resources like the House of Charity, and of course he does want sex, but not enough to change. Never enough to change.
He's content.
His rage, then, would be more a direct expression of his insanity, than a desire for something he doesn't have.
One of the most interesting parts of interview #2 with Goldaor to me, was when Goldy asked him why he makes videos of himself eating, what he's trying to show.
You could tell by Lucas's slow and stuttering reaction that he'd never really considered it.
He mumbled something about showing that he could buy you a meal, but the tone suggested that even he didn't really believe that.
I think Lucas's mental illness and his narcissism essentially make him a big stupid animal, minus a creature's sharp instincts and skills.
I don't think he really knows why he posts pictures of himself making such disgusting faces; he certainly wouldn't do it if he was seriously trying to use them to get a girlfriend, and he falls back on the excuse of doing comedy, because it lets him disavow anything he says that is horrible as if it was just a joke.
But these pictures clearly aren't jokes; he writes the same political thoughts that he says all the time at the bottom, he just contorts his face into these pictures of insanity and rage.
Lucas is such an absolute moron, it's actually staggering. I've often said that his use (misuse, more like) of large words gives those unfamiliar with him the impression that he has some intellect.....but it's a sham. A few scraps of misappropriated verbage do not a scientist make. They don't even make a student.
Someone with the intelligence of a child in his position would post pictures as flattering as possible, but Lucas is content to show himself stuffing his face with junk food, even though he insisted to Goldaor that he only eats a few sandwiches and water everyday, and he's clearly not bothered by any of these contradictions.
As @wenttobermuda said, the contradictions in his actions don't matter to him because his "philosophy" of self-gratification remains constant.
He doesn't want questions that ponder his intent, because the idea that he's doing such a shabby job going about achieving his life's sole purpose for the last 10 year's is anathema to him.
Sometimes I wonder if Lucas really wants a girlfriend, if he really wants what he says he does.
I've noticed some of the cows on this site, like secret gamer girl, often complain and complain and post and post about what they claim to want, but they don't make any changes to achieve this, and this would seem to suggest that there are actually happy, or at least comfortable in their "misery", in their present state.
The way Lucas rejects any suggestion of making real changes that could get him to achieve his goal, such as the changes Goldaor suggested, makes me think that Lucas is totally comfortable eating junk food, abusing resources like the House of Charity, and of course he does want sex, but not enough to change. Never enough to change.
He's content.
His rage, then, would be more a direct expression of his insanity, than a desire for something he doesn't have.
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WonderWino
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.....at this rate its only a matter of time before he goes full meme:
and it doesn't surprise me a bit that lucas is so fundamentally stupid that even he doesn't understand why he does things. He puts less consideration into what he does than the average dog
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"...more money than someone that gets $753 from the government because they have bi-polar."
Make up your mind, you fat lying schizo fuck.