💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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"Don't presume I'm not confident, don't presume it's my problem"
I see being homeless hasn't humbled Jabba, still lying about the weight loss I see though, least every so often he reduces the number since he knows he's too fat to fool anyone

"I'm not gonna hang out with you unless there are women, 18-24"
Why would any young woman hang out with a broke homeless 40 year old diseased creep? Especially with the corona scare right now
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Looks like he is getting weirdly obsessed with writing his crazy thoughts on political pamphlets

and still playing victim and blaming everyone else for his problems



I like this one, he claims everyone 'keeps bringing up his past mistakes' and that everyone should keep it in their own head space cause he has a button and headphones



Here he claims in 2018 he wanted to kill himself so he stopped taking insulin, also inadvertently reveals that he eats out of sadness


Also

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Uh....I know he hasn't technically dropped out yet but but biden clearly is going to be the nomination. I'm starting to wonder if the reason there has been no bernie rage is because lucas is too stupid to realize that bernie has already lost his chance at the nomination. I mean 'welcome to bernie' cause warren dropped out? He really, really doesn't understand how the system works if he thinks bernie still has any chance of getting the nomination

and lol at 'you're a gen z king if you get me a hookup'
 
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Imagine this: you're homeless, unemployed, desperately ill in body and mind. Do you either: a) try to improve your health; b) work on a housing plan; c) search for income opportunities; d) eat; or e) overhaul the US political system by filming yourself scribbling messages in the margins of pamphlets?
 
WonderWino said:
Looks like he is getting weirdly obsessed with writing his crazy thoughts on political pamphlets
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I'd say he's taken to doing that because he's in a public area with people around. If he voices what's in his head, he'll draw the attention of the people and they will know he's completely insane.
 
It's pretty funny how Super Tuesday wasn't Bernie's "socialist wave across America" and instead was the day Lucas got booted out of his fartbox.
"Judgement Day" indeed :story:

Also, hey Lucas
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For some reason I doubt this lovely quote is included in any of his free political pamphlets, hmm.
 
darkwingosonichugorl said:
I prefer Lucas be homeless, he doesn't film with his shirt off outdoors in public.
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Give it time. Summer is just around the corner

mothman96 said:
I'd say he's taken to doing that because he's in a public area with people around. If he voices what's in his head, he'll draw the attention of the people and they will know he's completely insane.
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Yeah that sounds about right, though knowing lucas shit will build up inside him and he'll go off ranting sooner or later. He already mumbled a few semi coherent insults doing several of those videos. He knows talking crazy won't end well for him when he's at the mercy of everyone around him and the shelter so he's going to end up bottling it up and we all know how that has to inevitably end. Thats exactly what he shouldn't do, especially in his mental state

and i'd laugh my ass off if somebody tried to catfish him again claiming to want to go back to his fartbox and play board games with him. I'd love to see the excuses he comes up with to explain why they can't do that right now but she can totally date him instead

Edit: Here we go again

 
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WonderWino said:
Give it time. Summer is just around the corner



Yeah that sounds about right, though knowing lucas shit will build up inside him and he'll go off ranting sooner or later. He already mumbled a few semi coherent insults doing several of those videos. He knows talking crazy won't end well for him when he's at the mercy of everyone around him and the shelter so he's going to end up bottling it up and we all know how that has to inevitably end. Thats exactly what he shouldn't do, especially in his mental state

and i'd laugh my ass off if somebody tried to catfish him again claiming to want to go back to his fartbox and play board games with him. I'd love to see the excuses he comes up with to explain why they can't do that right now but she can totally date him instead

Edit: Here we go again

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I like how his life is pretty much over, and he's still blaming others
"You're worse than I am!... Guilty, guilty"

"Right wing -> Block me like a baby"
I love how Lucas always proves his own claims false with his mere existence
 
He's becoming less coherent by the upload

'Fine i'm baby'


'Whatever you find out about my past, process it away from me. if you don't like that choose one of two paths:

left wing: forgive and move on (+ feel the bern)
right wing: block me like a baby
centrist: I dunno, what would biden do? Cut social security' (lolwut?)

So.... he can't count to 3 apparently and by his own statements admits to being a right winger and acting like a baby by blocking people. He also clearly knows his past makes him look like a creep and a nutjob which is why he doesn't want people knowing or talking about it, which speaks for itself as to his mindset. He's a walking stereotype of a predatory abuser
 
Rescuetoast said:
Im honestly surprised he hasn’t caught a Facebook post block from the algorithm misreading his shirtless pics as female breasts.
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Same reason his videos on YouTube or Instagram never get him in trouble for violating any community standards I guess

For someone who keeps bragging about how much weight he lost, he sure has some sausage fingers. That neck also ain't doing him any favours. Gonna have to cut down on the chips creep, especially now you're homeless
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TelemeresDaddy69 said:
For someone who keeps bragging about how much weight he lost, he sure has some sausage fingers. That neck also ain't doing him any favours. Gonna have to cut down on the chips creep, especially now you're homeless
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Do You, Bigots

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His cheeks. Looks like he can store food in his cheeks like a chipmunk.
 
"He will go back to SCC if he can find a girl". What the hell? You are living in a homeless shelter at 40 years old and you still are going on about not having a girlfriend? I would be overly concerned with not being homeless. But not Lucas. Oh, no. He needs a GenZ girl right now, right now, right now! He needs his "GenZ Queen". What a pussy!

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Hey Lucas, We know you keep reading this thread so Creep, Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeep, Creep, Creep, Creep, Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep, Creep, Creep, Creep, Creep.
Lucas Creep Werner who's so despicable, can't keep a roof over his head.
 
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The fat creep's quixotic love quest continues. Lucas can't find a roof, and he's still looking for his teen queen. No surprise. Beautiful!

Lucas, your chances of finding a Gen Z victim are very poor, but may improve if you've got a place to stay that isn't a religious charity. Medication, employment, all that typical adult stuff, could help.

But not help much, because there's no helping you, you silly creep, you.

Anyway, Lucas knows this, or has at least been told it. But Lucas will never compromise, or buckle or blink, on his love quest.
 
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