💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Im curious as to what his three week YT absence was about. I thought maybe his mania waa winding down, but since he's been back, he been Full Metal Jackass with his vids and the rate of uploading them.
 
ETA2: Talking about atheism and knives (studying the blade) - Lucas is full m'lady now isn't he?
He has. But because he's as much hobo as he is neckbeard, he has a box cutter instead of a katana. And he says "queen" instead of "m'lady." Apparently can't afford a fedora, but it would cover up his bald spot.
 
Lucas's video about Genesis shows he's back into his pseudo-intellectual self.

A man with zero understanding of basic math or science (as demonstrated by his failures in education) and a shit moral compass thinks he has the right to discuss the Divine.

ETA: A fat bastard who was diabetic in his 30s going on about diet :P

ETA2: Talking about atheism and knives (studying the blade) - Lucas is full m'lady now isn't he?
Listening to Lucas discuss the Bible and call Jesus a whiny bitch is always high-level intellectual discourse.
 
Im curious as to what his three week YT absence was about. I thought maybe his mania waa winding down, but since he's been back, he been Full Metal Jackass with his vids and the rate of uploading them.
Maybe Lucas was suspended? I'm surprised Youtube hasn't shut him down yet.
 
Meanwhile, the screenshot opportunities Lucas provides with his videos really support his mantra that anyone who calls him a creep is just a "BIGGIT."
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I don't think being suspended from youtube is a thing. They revoke streaming privileges if you get a strike but I think all they do on uploading privileges is delete your channel if you get three strikes before the several months are up.
 
Lucas is the Hitomi of man tits.

He looks psychotic. Late stage Ricardo Lopez vibes. He's got those "not on acid but still dilated" crazy pupils.
 
Can someone please tell Lucas to give my mom her winter hat back? Thanks

He already changed the title of the video in what I assume was a moment of self awareness.
Lucas only has brief moments when the mania starts to wear down, probably just changed it since some woman was allegedly viewing his channel
 
"Bitch, feggit, nigger. Oh I'll be profane for days unless there's some pussy on my dick".

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GLZp9XmJ26Q

Which video and previous title?
I like how he's doubled down on the "its comedy, its a job because I get $3 a month on Patreon" by including it in all his videos in case women see his incel rants when he's busy in town pulling faces and not talking to anybody
 
I like how he's doubled down on the "its comedy, its a job because I get $3 a month on Patreon" by including it in all his videos in case women see his incel rants when he's busy in town pulling faces and not talking to anybody
He thinks by labeling his perverse predator insanity "comedy", he can say/do whatever he wants and deceive people into believing it's just an act.
 

So I'm driving to work yesterday and the song Aqualung comes on the radio. This picture was all I could think about. "Sitting on a park bench....eyeing little girls with bad intent...snot's running down his nose...greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes..." If the song wasn't written in '71 I would swear it was written about Lucas. It even talks about going to the Salvation Army for meals.
 
It's kinda hilarious. Lucas has become the incel version of GG Allin. Both have a micropenis, both are vile excuses for a human being, and both are comfortable smeared in their own excrement.

It's kinda telling that as a child, Lucas was a vile little shit. When he's off his meds, that's what he regresses to. He's also like the little child that just learned swear words and feels the need to scream them every so often to assert some sorta dominance amongst the other children.
 
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