💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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What in the name of God's green Earth is Lucas going on about? Preaching about supersperm to aliens? That's a plot for a bad film if I've ever heard one.
 
Lucas posted 59 memes in a row.
No clue how I overlooked this one. The use of the word "suckle" is ...really something.
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It's amazing that he still makes self-memes. After getting assblasted by the public like a hundred times before his fb was set to private, you'd think he would have developed at least a sliver of self awareness.

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Hopefully it gets to a point where they take away his tugboat and he goes back to sleeping under a bridge.

This is definitely a manic phase though. Tomorrow or the next day he'll probably be threatening to kill himself yet again.
 
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He's awake and posting more exceptional memes
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Some more from earlier I missed:
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Lucas, stop using that skin smoothing tool.. It just makes your huge dark circles and sunken eyes look even more terrifying.
 
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We got fucking space aliens, time warping, getting teen girls knocked up, binge eating and a complete lack of understanding of economics.

Lucas my boy, you are on a roll. Sadly, yours is a belly roll, I had one in bed this morning.

I can't even break this shit down to point out it's flaws or mock it. He's really on a spree. I like him digging out old pictures as well, the shades pic looks like a mix of if Randy Macho Man savage was fat and had Autism and our blessed saint Herkster.

I do want to make one quick little note on the second to last of his "memes" he says he could get girls at bars,clubs,colleges but doesn't do any. So I assume the soon to be PhD lie will soon be discarded as he got bad news or already gave up? But he's not even a reliable narrator to his own story so maybe he forgot he lied about going to school.
 
Only Lucas would turn a meme into an essay, a truly innovative development that certainly won't put anyone off.

He's so smug in these as well. With absolutely nothing going for him in life, he's the last person who should be acting all high and mighty.
 
I think quite a few people who call him creepy are actually in his age range.

He literally just sits there with his phone and makes these nonsensical markov-chain "memes" all day. Let that sink in for a moment. In this morbid "watch a trainwreck" way it's kind of a pity he's so dumb and also a coward, so he'll always go in the same old circles and never do something completely insane that'll land him in prison or a loony bin. I guess bad for our amusement, good for the people that are subjected to him in real life. Lucas gets kinda repetitive.
 
AmpleApricots said:
I think quite a few people who call him creepy are actually in his age range.

He literally just sits there with his phone and makes these nonsensical markov-chain "memes" all day. Let that sink in for a moment. In this morbid "watch a trainwreck" way it's kind of a pity he's so dumb and also a coward, so he'll always go in the same old circles and never do something completely insane that'll land him in prison or a loony bin. I guess bad for our amusement, good for the people that are subjected to him in real life. Lucas gets kinda repetitive.
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Personally, the recent torrent of memes have been the most amusing thing to come from Lucas in awhile.
 
Is he trying to meme himself, hoping one of his god awful selfies takes off or to show that he's totally hip to the kids?

In one "meme", he acts like he's superior to guys that are younger than him and he can totally get the girl, while in another he basically brags about being a loser and alone.

Like....fuck dude, just pick one and run with it.
 
Bassomatic said:
We got fucking space aliens, time warping, getting teen girls knocked up, binge eating and a complete lack of understanding of economics.

Lucas my boy, you are on a roll. Sadly, yours is a belly roll, I had one in bed this morning.

I can't even break this shit down to point out it's flaws or mock it. He's really on a spree. I like him digging out old pictures as well, the shades pic looks like a mix of if Randy Macho Man savage was fat and had Autism and our blessed saint Herkster.

I do want to make one quick little note on the second to last of his "memes" he says he could get girls at bars,clubs,colleges but doesn't do any. So I assume the soon to be PhD lie will soon be discarded as he got bad news or already gave up? But he's not even a reliable narrator to his own story so maybe he forgot he lied about going to school.
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He said bars, clubs, churches, and colleges; I'm assuming the college option is the one that he thinks is finally going to work for him.

I know community colleges sometimes let in some truly exceptional people, but even in the off chance he could get in, he's not going to stick with it longer than a week.

It would be interesting to see women hitting on him though.
 
He's going to be walking all over downtown with a raging non-boner because it's 80+ out today eye raping everyone in sight. He's already said he loves seeing the girls in dresses and shorts because he loves their legs.
 
Trainwreck said:
He's going to be walking all over downtown with a raging non-boner because it's 80+ out today eye raping everyone in sight. He's already said he loves seeing the girls in dresses and shorts because he loves their legs.
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Lucas being that fat not bathing and probably not doing much if any laundry... don't worry ladies, he's got a warning signal of IRL stink lines to keep you safe.
 
All that Lucas has done these days is hunker down in Spokane's greasiest restaurants and spewed word salads slathered in so much bullshit that it would make Gordon Ramsay shut the place down.
 
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