💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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WonderWino said:
You just know exactly what they would instantly be thinking the second those words came out of his mouth. Though I suspect at that point they'd say fuck it and just leave him there
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If he DID get to Vietnam or Thailand, don't their customs people keep a lookout for guys like him, they would figure out really quick the reason for his visit?
And weren't there some American men who were arrested as soon as they returned home because they boasted online about having sex with underage girls in Thailand?
 
Cheesegirl78 said:
If he DID get to Vietnam or Thailand, don't their customs people keep a lookout for guys like him, they would figure out really quick the reason for his visit?
And weren't there some American men who were arrested as soon as they returned home because they boasted online about having sex with underage girls in Thailand?
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I don't know how their customs operates i've never been there, but it would make alot of sense that if someone like lucas showed up trying to enter the country they'd be suspicious about his intentions and look into him. I mean he is pretty much a walking stereotype of a pedo. Plus he has no real explanation as to why he's there. Its not work related and he doesn't work so saying a vacation would immediately be suspicious. Lucas getting refused entry or even arrested for intent to go there to fuck little girls would make him blow a gasket and wouldn't be an unlikely outcome as all they would have to do is google his name

and yeah quite a few americans, some canadians and some australians have been arrested for fucking kids in thailand when they got back home and rightfully so. Something lucas wouldn't think would happen to him and definitely would let slip to somebody sooner or later when he got back assuming he did somehow pull such a thing off, as he absolutely would not be able to help bragging about getting a zoomer bae
 
WonderWino said:
I don't know how their customs operates i've never been there, but it would make alot of sense that if someone like lucas showed up trying to enter the country they'd be suspicious about his intentions and look into him. I mean he is pretty much a walking stereotype of a pedo. Plus he has no real explanation as to why he's there. Its not work related and he doesn't work so saying a vacation would immediately be suspicious. Lucas getting refused entry or even arrested for intent to go there to fuck little girls would make him blow a gasket and wouldn't be an unlikely outcome as all they would have to do is google his name

and yeah quite a few americans, some canadians and some australians have been arrested for fucking kids in thailand when they got back home and rightfully so. Something lucas wouldn't think would happen to him and definitely would let slip to somebody sooner or later when he got back assuming he did somehow pull such a thing off, as he absolutely would not be able to help bragging about getting a zoomer bae
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I mean he would show up in Thailand with some pep sticks, a bottle of lube, no clothing at all, and an ancient, sticky copy of Barely Legal magazine in a crusty, filthy backpack.
 
not in the cards said:
Yes Lucas, I'm sure people will pay for your trip to South East Asia so you can fuck underage girls. This is just further proof that you're a disgusting, creepy, moocher.
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Why else would you want to go to South East Asia (didn't specify a specific country either) other than for sex tourism? And to make matters worse, he thinks that he, an unemployed leech on society deserves to have other people pay for it. The fucking narcissism is really showing here.
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Someone should buy him a ticket to Myanmar or Cambodia. Definitely Southeast Asia! But I’m sure he doesn’t know that some southeast Asian countries are actively involved in wars and other armed conflicts lmao.
 
The Wern we have really is the best possible version of him. The only reason he isn't molesting kids is because he's too broke, crazy, and disgusting to get access to any. If he had even a dead end job that let him scrimp and save he 100% would fly to Thailand or Vietnam or whatever and go molest a kid.

He really is a grotesque piece of shit
 
Some comments on the free food for women post. "She's against age gap love! Reeee". And lol @everyone being tired of paying for Lucas's steak dinners. What a cow 🐄 🐮!


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Cheesegirl78 said:
If he DID get to Vietnam or Thailand, don't their customs people keep a lookout for guys like him, they would figure out really quick the reason for his visit?
And weren't there some American men who were arrested as soon as they returned home because they boasted online about having sex with underage girls in Thailand?
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Pattaya is a real place and he could probably find a bar girl who'd be willing to fuck him, for the right amount of money.... but he doesn't have any fucking money.
 
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Lucas claims his foot injury is back and is the reason he can't get a job. There are plenty of jobs that don't involve alot of walking, but that aside he blatantly contradicts himself with some other shit he posted shortly after this

Also, the irony of lucas only getting into mallon place because of his fucked up foot with a literla hole in it, gets it treated and healed and then within 3 months of leaving mallon place its fucked up again. Not a good reflection on lucas or mallon place and is a prime example of why he shouldn't be allowed out of an institutional situation

and this time its apparently his toes, which means its his beetus. Gee, I wonder what caused his beetus addled toes to become so wounded. Its totally a coincidence that you were fine up until you left mallon place then got more money, immediately started stuffing yourself with as much shitty food as possible and now 3 months later your toes are so fucked up that you need active wound care for them, right lucas? Clearly its his untreated beetus flaring up because he is back to stuffing himself with shitty food. Trying to claim its from 'walking too much' is a stupid lie even for lucas

This shows his health is in the early stages of taking another nosedive and that either he isn't taking his beetus meds (and by extension probably not his kidney meds either) or its gotten to the point his greedy gluttony is negating them and fucking up his toes. He will not change his eating habits or behavior so I won't be surprised if there are some missing toes in his future. His kidneys probably aren't doing too well either. With summer coming up I won't be surprised if he has another kidney related incident when the heat starts affecting him

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What you need gone is your legal autonomy lucas. You have proven that several times over and this is the latest example of it. and of course this is all trumps fault somehow

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He raided the food bank again to get food he isn't supposed to have and take it away from people who actually need it. He is fed at his new place and has money to buy his own food. This is greed and gluttony. Not to mention he absolutely should not be eating that many carbs, as proven by his toes starting to rot off from the beetus

Also, like I said quite the contradiction. You can waddle your fat ass down to the food bank to get more food but can't work. Funny thing that

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The last thing you need is more food lucas. What you need is a strictly enforced beetus diet

But i'm sure all the zoomer baes will be impressed by mr rotten toes. Chicks dig scars right lucas?
 

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SteveGoatman said:
What amazes me so much about Lucas in this case is the idea that his life would somehow be better in Vietnam (or insert other "SE Asia" country here). He's a totally broke, pants pooping, bumcel with no money here. Why would that be different in another country where he doesn't speak the language, know anybody, have citizenship etc? I know it's for pedo reasons, and also his fetish idea that asian women are submissive (he hasn't met many, if any, and his ideas are 100% from porn and racism) but it's still so funny to me. He can't get people to give him $20 for his birthday but people are going to fund a vacation for him in Asia? Hilarious.
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Communism + little girls.
Lucas does not think beyond that.

Oh and food. So he can go shove his face full of rice noodles using his chopsticks like a pencil.
Da Dude123 said:
Some comments on the free food for women post. "She's against age gap love! Reeee". And lol @everyone being tired of paying for Lucas's steak dinners. What a cow 🐄 🐮!


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"No. She's against age gap love. I'm not unblocking a bigot."

Does Lucas keep a running list of women who've called him out for being a pedo?
 
Stinkyboy said:
People with the fat kind of diabeetus get work

and its not from excessive walking, its from excessive eating
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Exactly. He thinks he's being clever trying to hide it, even though its blatantly obvious that its directly a result of his suddenly getting more money after his move and being able to stuff himself like a turkey again. Not to mention it being the toes and him being a known diabetic make it as obvious as it gets. He is just too stupid to realize that. I wonder what his excuse will be when he finally does lose a few toes, which he will if he doesn't change his eating habits, and lucas being how he is he absolutely won't do so

If he thinks he's going to actually fool people into believing he walked so much that his toes became so injured they had to be removed he's even stupider than we have been giving him credit for. But of course he'll jump on missing toes as a reason why he can't work. Nevermind the fact that plenty of people in that situation do so just fine. I'd like to see how he explains how he totally can't work cause of his feet despite plenty of people in fucking wheelchairs working in all kinds of jobs just fine

Something tells me that when lucas finally loses some toes he's going to end up acting alot like bill did in that king of the hill episode where he ate himself into getting the beetus and suddenly started using a wheelchair he didn't actually need and playing victim and getting angry at his genes for making him sick while stuffing himself with food, cause the doctor told him he has a predisposition to getting the beetus. Though unlike bill I don't think lucas will make any attempt to get healthy or join any sports teams. But I can see the potential for him to wheel himself into some bar, try to pick up some zoomer bae by pointing to his lap and telling her its the best seat in the house, while leering at her creepily and immediately getting kicked out of the bar. Probably followed up with going full angry lieutenant dan mode and angrily threatening to sue claiming he was kicked out because he's in a wheelchair

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I assume he means applications. Honor roll competency in english right there

and speaking of appointments, being a secretary doesn't require much walking alot of the time, yet he's not looking for any jobs like that. Not that he'd ever be able to do that job, especially considering how he got fired from walmart. He wouldn't last a single day taking calls, writing anything or anything else secretaries do. But he's too stupid to know that and it is a job that passes his 'I don't need to walk' requirement. Not to mention the field is mostly women so i'm surprised he hasn't at least tried to lie about applying for such a job

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Lucas is bragging about giving people gifts and trying to lure little girls in with promises of nice birthday and christmas presents. This is literally the exact shit predators say to lure in underage girls. Kids care about getting presents, thats why pedos do it, its where the whole i'll give you free candy and a puppy stuff comes from. Adult women would not only be put off by advertising himself like this they would be creeped the fuck out and immediately recognize what he is trying to do here for what it is. Its not even a matter of this kind of thing attracting gold digger types - as it won't as they want actual money and a wealthy man, lucas is nothing of the sort and even offering 1k for a date back in the day didn't draw any of those in cause they recognized lucas as the creep he is

The more he tries to convince people he's not a pedo trying to lure little girls the more he proves he is one. Not that I should be surprised given he has a history of setting up literal free candy traps for kids. If he was allowed to drive and had the money for it he'd have a white van
 
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WonderWino said:
But I can see the potential for him to wheel himself into some bar, try to pick up some zoomer bae by pointing to his lap and telling her its the best seat in the house, while leering at her creepily and immediately getting kicked out of the bar.
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He's probably read about guys in wheelchairs getting free drinks and lap dances from strippers and that's his next move.
 
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Lucas is latching onto any claim - even by musk, who lucas hates, to justify not working. No lucas, AI is not going to eliminate working. Its not going to do much of anything and is going to turn into a legal shitshow and a bubble that will burst before too much longer. Nor is money going anywhere, ever. and even if it that were somehow to happen. zooomer baes still wouldn't date you lucas

He's outing himself as both stupid and a blatant hypocrit. He claims to despise musk and want nothing to do with anything the guy says or does, unless lucas thinks it will benefit him apparently

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Lucas proving he doesn't understand how colors, the universe or neurology work
 
WonderWino said:
Indeed. First it was 'vietnam' and now he quietly started changing it to 'south east asia' the only reasons anybody like him goes to that part of the world is for actual business deals - which do not apply to lucas for obvious reasons, or because they're pedos. Lucas is an admitted pedo with a long history of being a pedo and trying to lure and manipulate underage girls. He absolutely wants to go to thailand to fuck a little girl. Though given how stupid and oblivious lucas is about obvious shit I bet if he did somehow get there and somehow pick some underage girl up, she would absolutely be a thai ladyboy and it would not end well for lucas.
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That's what I find disturbing, wouldn't be surprised if he also wanted to throw the Philippines into the mix. Vietnam, Thailand and the Philippines have some beautiful areas in them, not that Lucas wants to check those places out. He wouldn't like any of the beaches there, he sure as fuck wouldn't like the ancient temples scattered across Southeast Asia and I doubt he even knows that you can always catch a Muay Thai fight (for a really good price as well). He really is like every other old, disgusting, creepy slob that wants to travel there on his own. I'd love to watch him chimp out when he discovers that the person he's tried to get with is actually a ladyboy. And the funniest part about that is that ladyboys are surprisingly open about it. All you have to do is ask them and you'll get an honest answer. But even with such a perfectly simple failsafe, he'd still fuck it up. And the cops in Thailand (and the Philippines for that matter) don't fuck about and they wouldn't take kindly to Lucas chimping out publicly. If he thinks cops are bad where he lives, he'd experience police brutality on a whole new level.

IceQueen said:
Someone should buy him a ticket to Myanmar or Cambodia. Definitely Southeast Asia! But I’m sure he doesn’t know that some southeast Asian countries are actively involved in wars and other armed conflicts lmao.
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He'd be completely clueless, blinded by his own sexual desires to even hear the sounds of guns going off. And he'd be such an easy target as well.

Fanatical Pragmatist said:
Communism + little girls.
Lucas does not think beyond that.

Oh and food. So he can go shove his face full of rice noodles using his chopsticks like a pencil.
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I doubt Lucas even knows any Southeast Asian cuisine but the thought of him stuffing his face with noodles of all things is the stuff of nightmares.
 
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I guess he got frustrated with trying to make up a language for the game and gave up on it. and came up with that shit. It looks like something a toddler drew after raiding a different board game box for dice and shit. Literally the exact sort of thing a parent would look at when shown by a 5 year old and then lie about how impressive it is and how creative the kid is to make the kid happy and feel accomplished at something

Lucas really does have the mentality of a low IQ child
 
not in the cards said:
That's what I find disturbing, wouldn't be surprised if he also wanted to throw the Philippines into the mix. Vietnam, Thailand and the Philippines have some beautiful areas in them, not that Lucas wants to check those places out. He wouldn't like any of the beaches there, he sure as fuck wouldn't like the ancient temples scattered across Southeast Asia and I doubt he even knows that you can always catch a Muay Thai fight (for a really good price as well). He really is like every other old, disgusting, creepy slob that wants to travel there on his own. I'd love to watch him chimp out when he discovers that the person he's tried to get with is actually a ladyboy. And the funniest part about that is that ladyboys are surprisingly open about it. All you have to do is ask them and you'll get an honest answer. But even with such a perfectly simple failsafe, he'd still fuck it up. And the cops in Thailand (and the Philippines for that matter) don't fuck about and they wouldn't take kindly to Lucas chimping out publicly. If he thinks cops are bad where he lives, he'd experience police brutality on a whole new level.
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Exactly. I've been lucky enough to travel a fair bit, including parts of Asia, but haven't been to Vietnam/Thailand etc. I'd love to go but there's definitely that stigma now if you go as a solo guy thanks to people like King Bumcel and other sexpests. I'll still get there for sure but its yet another thing those losers have sullied for everyone else.
 
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Now he's advertising offering 4 $375 dates per month. He didn't get anybody interested, not even literal whores, scammers or golddiggers when he offered $1000 cash to go on a date with him, yet somehow thinks this will work

Its even stupider because it outs him as currently not being employed or able to take anybody on a date despite advertising for dates. He's offering something he doesn't even have and making it blatantly obvious he doesn't have. Doubly so as he as recently as yesterday claimed he can't work at all because of his toes. Its legit retard behavior and makes him look stupid and manipulative at the same time

Might as well be offering a trip to europe on his private jet to eat at the finest steakhouse in paris......when he wins the lottery. Something which I suspect is considerably more likely than lucas being able to hold on to another job. He couldn't even do the simplest job at walmart without getting fired

Shouldn't be too surprised I guess though. He has a long history of advertising shit like this. Look at how often he used to advertise getting married at the elk kingdom, hunting elk in king roys royal hunting grounds with the inevitable elk feast and honeymooning at the royal palace. All of which i'm sure would have come as news to king roy when lucas suddenly showed up with his child bride. and he did the same thing with advertising an inheritence he doesn't even have yet

It also doesn't cross his mind in the slightest when making public offers like that, that his entire paycheck in this scenario is going to 4 dates. Not rent, bills, things he needs to live like a fucking adult. Just a handful of dates per month where lucas stuffs himself with steak with his bare hands while leering like a creep at his supposed date. He doesn't realize he's putting less thought into it and being less responsible than the average child, despite being 46 years old. He's proving exactly why he can't be trusted to handle his own money and why he has a tard wrangler for that. He has a toddler level of maturity and handles money worse than a child. Everything is always about food with him
 
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