💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Overwritten Tapes said:
To be unfair, he was always like this. Even before this site even existed. He reminds me of a dude i used to be friends with, who happens to be at the age now as when Lucas got kicked out of Starbucks. Same exact behavior. I showed that guy this thread and he got pissed when I told him this will be his future.

Same work ethic, same entitlement, same false sense of intelligence. Its why I hate Lucas' existence.
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Oh yeah. Lucas is the textbook definition of delusional. What's crazy is that his delusion doesn't encompass just one or two things, but absolutely everything. For all intents and purposes, Lucas is living in a fundamentally different reality than everyone else.

Now what's frightening isn't just Lucas's behavior not changing whatsoever since living with Cyril. It's how stuck he is to the point of so much of him being identical to decades ago. The words or phrases is one (also very insane) thing, but stuff like his core beliefs and thought processes (aka delusions), no matter how many new data points being introduced that contradict it all.

I legitimately don't know what it would it would take to break him free of his delusions considering he's delusional about the entirety of reality. There's no shared reference point or anything like that to find common from to even start with him.

Basically every delusion has some sort of incredibly retarded and abstract explanation that can't be proven otherwise. Woman don't want him? Bigots. Lucas is poor? Bigots. Christianity? Bigots and Lucas is Myrna's very smart baby boy who's smarter than those bigots. You can't convince the retard of anything because it's either bigots or science are the reason things are the way they are even though he'll moo about "all zoomer baes are socialist atheists" in the same breath, which ofc makes no fucking sense.

Since that's the case, and Lucas's brain conveniently makes a U-turn every single time he's on the cusp of reality, there's no option for him to be as stuck as he is. He'd legitimately need an act of God (probably several) to ever break him out of it.
 
Overwritten Tapes said:
To be unfair, he was always like this. Even before this site even existed. He reminds me of a dude i used to be friends with, who happens to be at the age now as when Lucas got kicked out of Starbucks. Same exact behavior. I showed that guy this thread and he got pissed when I told him this will be his future.

Same work ethic, same entitlement, same false sense of intelligence. Its why I hate Lucas' existence.
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Lucas has been on tardbux for a very long time though, I believe when he was a FAT kid or soon after.
 
WonderWino said:
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Lucas doesn't understand that billionaires DO fund research and alot of it. He thinks if the government just took all their money and put it into research we'd cure cancer fast. Far more money than that has been spent on such research. It isn't that simple. But of course lucas is too stupid to know that

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I'd say the voices on the wind are acting up again and telling him things he doesn't want to hear. Sure doesn't sound like he's on his meds anymore, and we know how that always ends

Also wearing headphones in public is considered rude by most people and certainly in most stores restaurants. Its what ignorant, childish little kids do
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I agree re the voices on the wind. I also “agree” with Lucas that it’s rude to watch/listen to stuff with sound on in public, but I don’t actually believe that Lucas thinks that, considering that he walks around screaming at nothing/traffic/his phone on a regular basis. And he has said many times how he hates hearing ACTUAL “background noise”, like from a TV or from someone else’s phone, and it’s so clear that the reason he hates it so much, and the reason he doesn’t choose to watch much TV, is because he cannot differentiate between the good old Voices On the Wind/Background Noise™️ and legitimate “background noise” of life lol.
 
IceQueen said:
And he has said many times how he hates hearing ACTUAL “background noise”, like from a TV or from someone else’s phone, and it’s so clear that the reason he hates it so much, and the reason he doesn’t choose to watch much TV, is because he cannot differentiate between the good old Voices On the Wind/Background Noise™️ and legitimate “background noise” of life lol.
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I have my doubts he can differentiate background noise with real people. He likely thinks news anchors are talking him, or random fictional shows are really happening in front of his eyes.

In other news, Lucas has been unusually quiet today so I guess the death watch count begins. Took a glance at Myrna's FB.
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Myrna, the responsible pet owner apparently lost her dog and now we have her phone number because she's such a boomer.
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Fortunately, I guess, Baxter was found. It'd would have been better if he found his way into more capable, less senile hands, but still better than ending up dead.
 
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HackerX said:
I have my doubts he can differentiate background noise with real people. He likely thinks news anchors are talking him, or random fictional shows are really happening in front of his eyes.
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I have a neighbor on his level. She's Korean and like 30, and lives with her mom. She straight up believes everything celebrities say online are aimed directly at her and she doesn't go outside much because of that
 
HackerX said:
I have my doubts he can differentiate background noise with real people. He likely thinks news anchors are talking him, or random fictional shows are really happening in front of his eyes.

In other news, Lucas has been unusually quiet today so I guess the death watch count begins. Took a glance at Myrna's FB.
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Myrna, the responsible pet owner apparently lost her dog and now we have her phone number because she's such a boomer.
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Fortunately, I guess, Baxter was found. It'd would have been better if he found his way into more capable, less senile hands, but still better than ending up dead.
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I bet it was myrna herself who left the gate open without realizing it. That doesn't just magically happen. Also in my experience anxiety filled dogs tend to be indoor dogs that don't want to spend alot of time outdoors because of said anxiety and are not very inclined to fuck off from their home or safe space unless they're being treated badly, which wouldn't surprise me. Myrna and lucas are alot more alike than either one wants to admit

Also I wonder how long it'll take before they have to get new numbers after getting a bunch of calls or voicemails or whatever about lucas being a pedo. You just know somebody is going to do that. You'd think they would both see that one coming. Particularly seeing as people have contacted her in the past about him and that likely has a lot to do with why comments are disabled for non friends on her social media accounts

I also get the feeling that it would be eaasier than ever for a catfish to convince lucas they are one of his parents simply by providing one of those numbers and acting like myrna. Lucas is legitimately stupid enough to believe it. He's bought into far stupider attempts whole heartedly. Makes me wonder how far somebody could push it and whether lucas would lose his shit after and post some rant on fb about how angry he is at his mother, no doubt causing considerable confusion to both her and larry upon seeing such a post. Perhaps even wondering whether she really did have some argument with lucas she couldn't remember cause of the dementia
 
WonderWino said:
I bet it was myrna herself who left the gate open without realizing it
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This is a huge PL, but whatever. My family enabled the hell out of me until I was in debt and in jail. I fixed everything and bought my own place and multiple cars within 5 years. Its possible if someone isn't a lazy piece of shit. All you have to do is try.
 
WonderWino said:
Myrna and lucas are alot more alike than either one wants to admit
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Before I started seeing her Facebook posts, I thought Lucas being the way he is was 90% schizofrenic, mentally challenged retard and 10% upbringing. Now I think it's 50/50. Not that Lucas ever had much of a chance, but Myrna was the worst type of mother for someone like him.
WonderWino said:
I also get the feeling that it would be eaasier than ever for a catfish to convince lucas they are one of his parents simply by providing one of those numbers and acting like myrna
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Oh God. I know you probably meant catfish him as "how you doing, son. Did you want any fast food gift cards?", but my mind immediately jumped to being Myrna to hit on Lucas. I'm really not sure what would happen. While Lucas definitely wants to fuck his mom, his mind might implode from someone he knows actually hitting on him. Sure, she doesn't fit the Lucas zoomer demographic, but the guy constantly fantasizes about other dudes fucking his mom.
Overwritten Tapes said:
This is a huge PL, but whatever. My family enabled the hell out of me until I was in debt and in jail. I fixed everything and bought my own place and multiple cars within 5 years. Its possible if someone isn't a lazy piece of shit. All you have to do is try.
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I C, I C. Now what I'm tryna 2 unnastand here is how does this have anything to do with Myrna being senile? R U senile?
 
HackerX said:
Before I started seeing her Facebook posts, I thought Lucas being the way he is was 90% schizofrenic, mentally challenged retard and 10% upbringing. Now I think it's 50/50. Not that Lucas ever had much of a chance, but Myrna was the worst type of mother for someone like him.

Oh God. I know you probably meant catfish him as "how you doing, son. Did you want any fast food gift cards?", but my mind immediately jumped to being Myrna to hit on Lucas. I'm really not sure what would happen. While Lucas definitely wants to fuck his mom, his mind might implode from someone he knows actually hitting on him. Sure, she doesn't fit the Lucas zoomer demographic, but the guy constantly fantasizes about other dudes fucking his mom.

I C, I C. Now what I'm tryna 2 unnastand here is how does this have anything to do with Myrna being senile? R U senile?
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Nah, I grew out of all that shit.
 
HackerX said:
I have my doubts he can differentiate background noise with real people. He likely thinks news anchors are talking him, or random fictional shows are really happening in front of his eyes.

In other news, Lucas has been unusually quiet today so I guess the death watch count begins. Took a glance at Myrna's FB.
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Myrna, the responsible pet owner apparently lost her dog and now we have her phone number because she's such a boomer.
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Fortunately, I guess, Baxter was found. It'd would have been better if he found his way into more capable, less senile hands, but still better than ending up dead.
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Oh yeah he definitely cannot differentiate real background noise with imagined. Re Myrna, didn’t she kill one of their other dogs because she fucking *fell on it*?
 
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The Super Bowl was so exciting for Myrna, even though she gave more detail about the food that she ate while watching it at a friends house (the apple really didn't fall far from the tree I guess). And then she spends even more time talking about her upcoming trip to Hawaii. Her friend sounds like a complete moron. I wouldn't make the effort just to be on the same flight on some old bint who was mental before the dementia. She's still seething over " losing 6 days due to AAs night mare" (again, the apple didn't fall far from the tree. She probably taught Lucas to remember every little slight dealt to him).
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
To be fair, Lucas is in a position now where he's penalized and can really ruin himself for attempting to earn it. The system encourages his ilk to be a leech. I know he's only like this because he thinks zoomer bae is fucking rich old guys constantly, but just saying.
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You're not wrong about the system being riffed to keep leeches leeching.
But Lucas was a useless leech long before he was in the system.

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The Super Bowl was so exciting for Myrna, even though she gave more detail about the food that she ate while watching it at a friends house (the apple really didn't fall far from the tree I guess).
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I wonder how much of it is nature versus nurture?
Either way, he is truly Myrna's son.
 
Myrna is going back to Hawaii? Seriously? It wasn't long ago at all that she posted that long rant about how bad the last trip to Hawaii went. Was that even a year ago? The airlines lost her luggage and then she called the police to help her find the condo they rented. Larry ended up getting sick. And remember when she acted like a cartoon witch in the airport and called the airport staff "my pretty"?

Myrna and Larry are probably not in the right health to be vacationing in Hawaii anymore. They probably should hang up doing shit like that anymore.

She is for sure a lot like her cow son. A narcissist through and through.
 
Da Dude123 said:
Myrna and Larry are probably not in the right health to be vacationing in Hawaii anymore. They probably should hang up doing shit like that anymore.
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It's a fairly arduous trip even in business class, and you're still in a tin can filled with stale air and everyone else's exhaled viruses.
 
Da Dude123 said:
Myrna is going back to Hawaii? Seriously? It wasn't long ago at all that she posted that long rant about how bad the last trip to Hawaii went. Was that even a year ago? The airlines lost her luggage and then she called the police to help her find the condo they rented. Larry ended up getting sick. And remember when she acted like a cartoon witch in the airport and called the airport staff "my pretty"?

Myrna and Larry are probably not in the right health to be vacationing in Hawaii anymore. They probably should hang up doing shit like that anymore.

She is for sure a lot like her cow son. A narcissist through and through.
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I could understand them maybe giving Hawaii another try, but the fact that they’re going to the same city, on the same island, flying on the same airline, and STAYING AT THE SAME PLACE as they did super recently (I agree I don’t think it was even a year ago??) that all gave them sooo much trouble that they were trying to use the damn local cops as a taxi service?! My God every single person in their family is the definition of insanity — doing the EXACT same thing over and over and expecting different results. Insane.
 
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