💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

I won't be surprised if its a hospice, it would make sense, though it seems odd that regardless of where he is he has his food stamps back, particularly since they are providing food:



Of course he twists everything to be about him like a narcissist always does. No lucas, they are not going to cut off the worlds supply of insulin and kill a bunch of people because trump has a hardon about greenland. That would be political suicide and probably would get the leader of denmark dragged in front of one of those EU human rights courts they're so fond of


Lucas is talking like some retard off of stormfront again. There is no civil war coming over ice lucas


More nonsense


He's presenting himself as a black ally again. Guess he forgot that starbucks explanation video where he literally said nigger huh

 

[Bassomatic]

MLK and Lucas are a lot more a like than he probably is aware.

Both into kids (victims and FBI claims)
Both hate gays
Both fake PhDs (cheating should have got his revoked splitting hairs but I digress I'm memeing)
Both fat
Both lived off others money
Both anti semites (Lucas"Aryan SS Haupt" Werner) and MLK took his name from a guy who wrote a book called "On Jews and their lies)

 

[HackerX]

I won't be surprised if its a hospice, it would make sense, though it seems odd that regardless of where he is he has his food stamps back, particularly since they are providing food:

How do you know this was provided??? You don't think he'd craft up something relatively normal and not batshit insane???

He's presenting himself as a black ally again. Guess he forgot that starbucks explanation video where he literally said nigger huh

We're gonna get stories about Lucas fantasizing over Myrna getting railed by black dudes means he's not racist, while also being mad because it's not him railing Myrna. Can't wait.

No real new comments on his previous Tiktok posts, but a couple new posts are out.

LOL. He's arguing with the voices on the wind that everyone is a bigot, while they try to convince him he's either gay or a bigot. (He's both.)

Can't wait!

 

[Fatal Walter]

What a classic schizo comparison on the Newsom post. I wonder why he would be more concerned about his own constituents than Palestine. Also trying to imagine being an adult and having to wait a couple weeks to buy a single food item.

 

[Bassomatic]

What a classic schizo comparison on the Newsom post. I wonder why he would be more concerned about his own constituents than Palestine. Also trying to imagine being an adult and having to wait a couple weeks to buy a single food item.

Not only is it hilarious, remember he thinks he's flexing on people like this and others have less since these meals are not just him stuffing himself but his attraction sign.

I do wonder is this money SSDI or food stamps? I mean we know he blows all his money on food, but just want him or more so Myrna to spill the tea about what his move is about.

With how unhinged he was compared to past week where he's food coping enough to sound just retarded but stable, I wonder if he was put in a place that's "stricter" because he just can't be around others. His own admission he couldn't keep a roommate and was one of the longest termers at Mallon.

Actually on the sheer other side of the coin I'm snowed in and I am craving some succotash, but getting good limas isn't happening mid January. I know exactly where I'll plant em too... Cie la vie. Different issue than Wern really.

I highly suspect a medical (not rubber hotel) hospital trip with him pounding food like this.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas proving yet again he has absolutely no understanding of how capitalism works. That doesn't make the slightest bit of sense. and of course he gets called out on it in a way he won't recognize as sarcasm

Also unsurprisingly, he made it about food again. It never ceases to amaze me just how pathologically obsessed with food lucas is. It oozes into every thought he has and shows he's thinking about food constantly. It makes me wonder how he'd react in an actual starvation situation. He would absolutely steal food from other people like he did with cyril

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Most of china lives in abject poverty and/or state funded horrifying housing lucas. The lucky ones live in places that look like concentration camps and have a dozen or more people living there. Lucas has no idea what conditions are like in china. Its a horrible place to live

They should ship lucas over to china to work in one of those factory cities and see what he thinks about socialism then. I'm sure he'd love to spend 16 hours on an assembly line for 10 cents an hour, and all to feed the capitalist west an endless supply of shitty products. Something else lucas seems to have forgotten


Except there was no insurrection and that isn't how it works lucas. and you're in no position to call anybody else stupid or evil considering your history

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If lucas believes that he really has gone completely bonkers. Its shit like this that shows his perception of reality is completely different from how things actually are

 

[WonderWino]

He's making nonsensical connections again. Thats not how it works lucas


They amount to the same thing in the end lucas, the purpose of socialism is communism. The communists themselves pointed that out


Russia did just that lucas. While feudalism had been officially abolished in the late 19th century in russia that was just on paper, things carried on essentially as they had before right up until the communist revolution


Thats an incredibly retarded thing to say. Just like they did when the US invaded afghanistan and iraq right? Oh wait, they didn't


Literally nothing on there has anything to do with capitalism in the slightest lucas. Those 'what the law means' parts are completely detached and have nothing whatsoever to do with what those laws say lucas. Thats pure schizo speak from somebody who has no idea how anything works




'We have the worst healthcare in the developed world'

What the fuck is that guy smoking? Thats why everybody goes to the US to get treatment when they can do so


Being homeless has nothing to do with capitalism or any other system. Most people are homeless because they want to be or are too fucked in the head to do anything else. That won't change regardless of the economic system. The soviets simply arrested anybody who was homeless and shipped them off to the gulag to work

People have guaranteed rights to healthcare in the US, what the fuck is he talking about?

If that retard thinks people are overworked and unhappy in the US wait until he finds out what conditions were like in the soviet union

Capitalism was not designed at all or for anybody, its the default economic system for every civilization that has ever existed. It is an economic system not a political one, something lucas also has a difficult time understanding

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More of lucas proving he has no idea what he's talking about and literally using an imaginary made up country as proof of his nonsense


So a handful of retards in a handful of countries with authoritarian governments that jail people for saying things they don't like on twitter don't like trump, things that would have gotten lucas himself a visit from the cops if he lived in those countries I might add


No lucas it isn't. No economic system is or can be misogynistic. Thats a moronic claim. You on the other hand, very much are. Forgot all those times you called up women referring to them as 'little ovulators' and 'juicy wombs' did you lucas?

Also, given that lucas is apparently trying to make games again, lets not forget about the time he bragged about making a game that involved the player shitting all over the place:

Since we know every game lucas makes involves something he obsesses over and gets off on, and his long history of inappropriate posts about shitting, this speaks volumes more about his obvious shit fetish than he intended it to. I bet finding out about this would horrify his therapist

a few more classics as well:

One of his craziest of crazy eyes shots. Imagine putting this up and thinking its a good idea. He should use it for dating sites


Lucas showing off a condom he'll never use and that I doubt even fits him


Presented without comment

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No they're not


More projection from the guy who admits the voices on the wind and background commander tell him what to do. He's going full schizo with this one. Remember how he put out that bizarre post claiming that the background commander is everybody elses commander and tells everyone else what to do but 'isn't his commander' despite the fact he frequently admitted to doing shit and believing shit the voices told him

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More unhinged gibberish. Note that lucas posted this at 1:30am spokane time

 

[HackerX]

Before I post some of Lucas's Tiktoks, funny coincidence (well kinda). I'm fortunate enough to be able to perform my civic duty, earned from being a retard who is registered to vote, which means ofc jury. The case? Determining whether a schizofrenic pedophile is still a schizofrenic pedophile (What are the chances?) They being in the dude's psychiatrist as a witness to describe schizofrenia, and I couldn't help but think he was talking about Lucas. Especially regarding 'lack of insight', disorganized thinking, and rigid beliefs with no bearing on reality. Lucas is so fortunate he's never really acted on his predatory urges or he'd be living in a state hospital like this dude, with no hope of ever getting out, for 40 years and counting.

Now to the TikTok

Where are you hearing this from Lucas? Gen Z women don't talk to you. Are you out there just presuming about guys???

So sayeth a sub.

That's the issue. They know your positions, LOL.

WAT? What is he trying to say?

Just lol

Ofc he thinks this

 

[WonderWino]

Before I post some of Lucas's Tiktoks, funny coincidence (well kinda). I'm fortunate enough to be able to perform my civic duty, earned from being a retard who is registered to vote, which means ofc jury. The case? Determining whether a schizofrenic pedophile is still a schizofrenic pedophile (What are the chances?) They being in the dude's psychiatrist as a witness to describe schizofrenia, and I couldn't help but think he was talking about Lucas. Especially regarding 'lack of insight', disorganized thinking, and rigid beliefs with no bearing on reality. Lucas is so fortunate he's never really acted on his predatory urges or he'd be living in a state hospital like this dude, with no hope of ever getting out, for 40 years and counting.

Now to the TikTok
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Where are you hearing this from Lucas? Gen Z women don't talk to you. Are you out there just presuming about guys???
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So sayeth a sub.
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That's the issue. They know your positions, LOL.
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WAT? What is he trying to say?
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Ofc he thinks this

Its kind of ironic that your understanding of lucas's history if anything likely makes you much more qualified than many jurors are to understand how people like that really are and how they don't change, just manipulate others into bsing their way out of the hospital at best. He's getting a legitimately fair trial by somebody who is not as easily fooled because you've seen it in action so many times. On the other hand that being the case the verdict is pretty obvious because you're not falling for whatever his lawyer is trying to pull. Anybody who behaves like lucas should be locked up

I laughed way too hard at his bs about having a logic class. They do have logic classes. Multiple kinds of them depending on the program. I took a logic and problem solving course as part of my programming degree. Though lucas of all people has no business accusing others of not thinking critically. He really does think he's the smartest person in the room and that everybody else is an idiot who doesn't recognize reality or his 'genius'

and you know what the germans say about teaching yourself shit. He that teaches himself has a fool for a master. Lucas's idea of a 'perfect steak' is proof of that. He puts 5 kinds of salt and any sauce he can get his hands on and then eats it like a caveman with his hands ffs


Lucas won't like that response






The US is not a democracy lucas, and that isn't how a democracy works either


Yet again proving he doesn't know what he is talking about


Says a guy who is entirely divorced from reality and keeps claiming he will be rich one day cause his parents are supposedly 'rich'




Lucas won't like those comments either


Pure schizo gibberish


The patriarchy is murdering female soldiers? Lucas forgot its the right wingers who don't want women in the military, the left loves to push that. He also forgot the whole soviet military was full of women. Was the patriarchy behind that too lucas?

 

[Stinkyboy]

lol, fatheads never heard of a psychology class

 

[WonderWino]

lol, fatheads never heard of a psychology class

Lucas taking a psychology class would be something i'd have to bring some popcorn for. We know how much lucas hates psychology. He'd get his ass thrown out in record time after going on some looney rant that would make him look psycho. The best part is the instructor would likely then use lucas as a prime example of what happens when people don't take psychology seriously and why its necessary, which would piss him off even more


Lucas thinking he's being smart while saying something that makes him look retarded. There are barely any people in greenland compared to the US lucas. Its far cheaper to pay them that kind of money than it would be provide universal healthcare to more than 400 million americans. and he wonders why he failed math multiple times and is so poor with handling money that they forced him to get a tard wrangler for it. Also how is it a rebuke to find 200k people to sign a petition to buy a state with like 40 million people in it? Aren't there more people living in fucking LA than that?

That said, denmark can have california if they want it

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Ooooh boy. I decided to take a dive into larry's fb page a few minutes ago and things got real interesting:



The retard apple didn't fall too far from the tree it seems. Lucas is now in his stepdads posts ranting like a loon and talking nonsense. Also I loved the ur boy is an idiot post. Nothing like lucas getting called out as a moron by his own stepdads friends




Lucas proving he has no idea what he is talking about again, and of course lucas is unaware that ICE are federal police officers with the same powers as any cop in these kinds of situations


Like I said the apple didn't fall far from the retard tree





Aside from posting blatant hate speech with the 'whiteness is a disease' stuff, which shows what kind of shit for brains larry is, he literally quotes a moron claiming that jesus wasn't a christian and didn't preach christianity. Nigger, what the fuck do you think he was doing exactly? He's nearly as retarded as lucas is when it comes to christianity it seems. and of course lucas throws in his 'jesus never existed' bs. Funny coming from a 'trust the science' and 'no claims without proof' guy. Nobody with any knowledge on the subject claims jesus was not a person who actually existed. This one is right up there with his demands to see fossils of jesus to prove his existence


You'd care if they started yeeting baes away from you or taking up all your bedspace in shelters, or all the gibs you get now I bet


Yet another retarded post showing his mindset is much like lucas's. No larry, those people are not antifa. Hating nazis and being left wing communist supporters and agitators are not the same thing


and another lucas logic tier claim. Says alot about larry that he compares federal immigration cops enforcing actual laws and removing people who are not supposed to be there with loons rounding innocent people up to send to death camps

@Fatal Walter may want to consider putting some of those examples into a video to show where lucas gets his stupidity from. Clearly not just from his mother. No wonder he's such an ignorant little shit

I'll also point out that exactly like lucas, all of the stuff before his anti trump posts was him posting pictures of food. Gee, I wonder where lucas got that from

 

[WonderWino]

Continued from last post cause it got too long:

I also dug through myrnas fb and found some interesting things:





Yeah I bet you won't. Especially when you think of lucas


So shes one of those retards who doesn't understand the concept of a terrorist cell structure. You know, the thing terrorists do specifically to avoid getting busted that easily


I see she thinks highly of seth. Though I suspect lucas is likely to have done something similar


More details on seth. Including what grade and school he teaches at. You think thats a good idea to be stating publicly given that your other idiot son is an admitted pedo with a long history of pedo behavior there lady? Schools tend not to like those kinds of blatant associations

In yet another example of the idiot apple not falling far from the tree, myrna admits that 7 year old seth wanted to be an indian named herbie when he grew up....as you do when you're 7. and she doesn't think this is an odd thing to admit to publicly. Indeed it is a glimpse into his personality, shes right about that, but not in a good way. Perhaps they should have been saving up to get lucas a good criminal lawyer instead. Not the least bit surprised lucas isn't the only one in the family with criminal tendencies though. Some of that really makes me question whether he should be teaching 3rd graders. and of course it would be washington that has a teacher like that


I wonder where lucas got his habit of attacking christians and religion from


Something to remember the next time lucas tries to reeee about how teen girls should date him because his parents deserve grandchildren. They have several - including 6 great grandchildren. Gee I wonder why they want to keep the family pedo far away from family gatherings


Some choice shots from her image album. Unsurprisingly she's narcissistic enough to post a bunch of edited glamor shots


Totally not the expression of an absolute psycho at all. She's the same as lucas when it comes to bizarre facial expressions


Younger myrna apparently. Somehow she looks even loonier as a young woman. I can't imagine looking at that pic and not realizing you're putting your dick in crazy


I wonder how lucas would take that pic, considering his previous statements about myrna and black guys. I also wonder why she posted that at all


Yeah, definitely has full on crazy face going on there. I'm starting to think both king roy and larry aren't the brightest bulbs to not have recognized that. She's got the 'i'm going to bite your dick off' expression going on

Oh but it does get better:

I like how she mentions the kids that gave her grandkids and such but not a word even implied about lucas. Also lol at we settled into 696 square feet and wouldn't change any of it! How lucky are we! which is legit lucas level fartbox bragging


Sounds about right

and i'll end it on a high note. She posted this pic multiple times for some reason (and no other ones of adult lucas, gee I wonder why) but take a look at the comments:

Your eyes are mesmerizing. Beautiful just like your mamas! holy backhanded comment batman. Thats a woman saying that too, probably the only compliment on his textbook psycho eyes that any woman ever gave him. I like how it also low key confirms myrna has the same psycho eyes as lucas does. I wonder if that was intentional as a passive aggressive fuck you to myrna. I mean there is no way any woman looks at that pic and doesn't flag lucas as a creepy nutjob with psycho eyes

I also came across myrnas instagram account

I kind of wonder if the pics of the blonde girl are lucas's niece that he kept creeping on. It looks like her and its been a long time since any pic of her surfaced so I wouldn't be surprised

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What in the actual fuck is that shit on the right? I legitimately have no idea what that is supposed to be. Stuffing of some kind? If so that doesn't look remotely safe to eat


It works just fine lucas and has for thousands and thousands of years. Lucas doesn't understand how economies work. Also there are over 350 comments on that post and lucas is getting fucked on that one and called out for his idiocy. Its worth a read


Literal 'i'm not christian but you are and if I quote the bible you'll do what I want' moment


Lucas not understanding how a fetus works. Hows that PhD embryology you wanted working out again lucas? Where it gets its oxygen and the actual process of breathing itself are two different things. Lucas is a fucking idiot


No it wouldn't. That statement doesn't make the slightest bit of sense. Lucas thinks money doesn't exist under communism. He literally thinks everything is free. No economy of any kind could function like that

 

[WonderWino]

Cabbage and fufu with his pasta. What a weird combination. The weirder thing is this looks like something that was given to him not something he made himself. So bonus points for the new place feeding him everything he shouldn't be eaten given his medical situation




More about the newest board game. Unsurprisingly lucas seems to have somehow twisted the whole concept around in his head and got it backwards. Players win by 'capturing 5 citizens of any color' - so basically the player represents ICE, capturing citizens of various colors to 'protect' them. Lucas has outdone himself on the stupidity of that one. @Fatal Walter really should point that out in a video. I'm starting to wonder if lucas even understands what ICE actually does. Its hilarious he's spent weeks reeeing about how bad ICE is and then goes and makes a game where you play them and capture different minorities to win


Immigrants aren't the problem lucas, illegals are. There is a difference


Yet another example of eating everything he shouldn't be


and getting called out for the shit quality. People are calling lucas out on alot of things lately


More pulling nonsense out of his ass


Now he thinks teleportation would involve turning people into holograms that can magically use light to bend matter to stop bullets. He doesn't understand the concept behind teleportation or holograms, or light for that matter.


More not recognizing when he's being fucked with


Imagine thinking that is something to show off. It literally looks like something a prisoner would make. Yet another example of why lucas is in such poor health

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So he has multiple schizo games in the works it seems:

 

[not in the cards]

Something to remember the next time lucas tries to reeee about how teen girls should date him because his parents deserve grandchildren. They have several - including 6 great grandchildren. Gee I wonder why they want to keep the family pedo far away from family gatherings

Yeah and Myrna is seemingly overwhelmed with them anyway. She's happy so she's already got what she wanted (especially knowing that they'll be looked after). And the only thing that Lucas can do to please King Roy is to stop embarrassing himself online. Looks like that'll only happen when he finally croaks or somehow gets thrown into the nuthouse again.

 

[Stinkyboy]

what in the fuck is that "ramen" hahahhahahh
this bitch really pouring sauces on dry noodles?

 

[WonderWino]

what in the fuck is that "ramen" hahahhahahh
this bitch really pouring sauces on dry noodles?

He claimed in later comments to have microwaved it with water afterwards, but somehow I doubt it. Normal people add things to their ramen after they are finished cooking it, they don't dump sauces and shit on the dry ramen, then add water then fucking microwave it. Even prisoners know better than that. As it is in that pic you'd be boiling those sauces and spices in the fucking water and it would get nasty as fuck. I won't be the least bit surprised to find out he ate it dry like that. Great for his kidneys i'm sure

Speaking of which, its very much a prison style of cooking he's trying to pull there. I wonder if he got that idea from his time in jail. I'm a bit surprised he never did a video about making a prison spread, its very much the kind of shit lucas would eat

Also this story sounds eerily like it could just as easily been lucas

The mentality of the guy and his behavior is concerningly similar, not to mention she had a history of age gap shit, as lucas would put it

 

[HackerX]

Posts like these is what they call disorganized thinking. Just why?

Some comments from the ramen abomination he reposted on TikTok. LOL

 

[Stinkyboy]

Is he complaining about havng to live with niggers? That's sure what it sounds like.

 

[mothman96]

Yet another retarded post showing his mindset is much like lucas's. No larry, those people are not antifa. Hating nazis and being left wing communist supporters and agitators are not the same thing

and another lucas logic tier claim. Says alot about larry that he compares federal immigration cops enforcing actual laws and removing people who are not supposed to be there with loons rounding innocent people up to send to death camps

I'm sure it's the psycho hag Myrna using larry's page to post.

 

[Pedophobe]

Nobody with any knowledge on the subject claims jesus was not a person who actually existed.

Yes they do. You don't have to agree with them, but they're out there.

Is he complaining about havng to live with niggers?

I think he's saying it's a Somali flophouse scam.