Also this implies he wouldn't try to sex her if he thought he could.
He'd have to get over his intense fear of speaking with a woman, regardless of how zooted the whore is. Imagining Lucas trying to initiate the horizontal tango with a woman is one of the reasons there's serious validity to him being a virgin. He can't even get through "Hi, I'm Lucas. Can I buy you a drink?" IRL without having a panic attack. If he's scared shitless from that, how the hell could he handle a woman actually responding? He'd only try the sex if the woman (or high hooker in this case) was incapacitated, but then his pecker would even work so he'd resort to his good ol' fisting technique.
I love how Lucas just casually interrupts his usual IM AN ANARCHO COMMUNIST SOCIALIST LEFTIST to tell you about his millionaire lifestyle as heir to the Elk Kingdom and Arizona Aristocracy.
Lucas doesn't really understands the concept of contradicting himself. His fractured mind isolates the politics and economics side of his brain separately from the food and zoomer thirst part of his brain. For whatever reason, he's unable to connect abstract thoughts together which is compounded by him struggling with abstract thoughts in the first place.
Though it is great that he clearly thought he was sly when he dropped that one. Lucas thought he served up a double whammy. That his parents were rich with rich clientele,
AND he might have even a renown foreign meal once. He really thought he finally had something that'd pull the wool over a zoomer baes eyes even though he's the only one who'd be impressed by it if it were remotely true. The dude doesn't understand the lack of appeal from maybe possibly eating something, that most people immediately think "yuck", 25 years ago at a minimum.
Lucas smoking oregano and not realizing it because his tastebuds are so fucking fried makes me laugh.
You'd initially think he'd realize he wasn't getting high, but I'm pretty sure the voices on the wind and schizofrenic episodes would probably convince him the oregano was working.
On another note, Lucas might have posted the most normal thing he's ever posted. Christmas lights.
Now it is absurdly weird that there's no sound, and I highly, highly doubt Lucas is capable of muting the video so I'm not sure if he did that or told everyone in the vehicle to stay silent. Then ofc you have to factor he's in a vehicle, so it almost certainly has to be a Mallon Place shuttle van. I imagine they scheduled a few tours to provide residents the opportunity to go look at Christmas lights. It'd be hilarious if their logo is plastered on the side so everyone is aware that crazies are inside. Lastly, it appears Lucas is in the front passenger seat which can only make sense since there's no way he'd let anyone else sit up there. He's a very greedy boy after all.
Still. This is easily the most normal thing I've ever seen him do. Unfortunately, I don't think any zoomer baes are gonna bite. Good effort though. The best effort from him in 20 years.
LOL. Still with the food posting. I love it since he's absolutely torturing himself.
You'd think he'd take the hint that no one cares about his schizo science posts. They generally get less engagement than everything else because they're always either too retarded, too schizofrenic, or too incoherent.
