💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Stinkyboy]

Wow Lucas! You figured out jews don't like Muslims!
Great work, big guy.

 

[WonderWino]

In other words he has no idea what he's talking about. It had literally nothing to do with oil or venezuela and was explicitly about actions the tanker engaged in when it was operated under a different name and by a different country


None of that is true lucas and repeating pro troon propaganda put out there by googles AI isn't doing you any favors. Guess who decided what anything google related says about troons? Troon employees

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Holy shit he’s trying to do Diogenes’s plucked-chicken bit there at the end, but failing miserably. Yes, Lucas, female platypuses do lay eggs. The males don’t. What a fucking dingus.

 

[HackerX]

I don't believe people's politics are remotely a factor in them hating you.

Literally no idea what the point is besides admitting he's gay?

His brain is broken

Nigga, people giving her money out of their own free will is definitively capitalism.

More flat earth mooing for some reason

TIL we're bombing Somalia, LOL. It's a foregone conclusion he couldn't pick out Somalia on a map, but I highly doubt he could pick out the African continent.

Someone 100% called Lucas gay recently, LOL.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

More flat earth mooing for some reason

He's trying to dunk on flat earthers, who are dumb (assuming they exist, I haven't met a legit flat earther ever), but of course shares a nonsensical illustration and gets his text completely wrong.

Let's see here:
>sub-70 IQ
>forced marriage involving teenage girls and older men
>entirely dependent on welfare

Lucas is basically a white Somalian.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

So much money being wasted in keeping him alive. Just throw him out in the dead of winter and cut off his stamps.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Lucas is the same guy who showed up in this thread named YourWorstNightmare666 or something and posted a bunch of gay porn

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas is the same guy who showed up in this thread named YourWorstNightmare666 or something and posted a bunch of gay porn

There was some borderline if not outright cp involved as well that mods removed and made lucas spaz out a bit

That said it shows exactly how he thinks of himself and how he views his ability to intimidate people. He came off stupider than a stereotype of a 90s elementary school bully


Which was not a society, not communist and commies don't have barter systems lucas, nor do they have 'gift' systems. All modern societies have to have some form of actual currency in order to function. This is a requirement of civilization itself. It also did not have any kind of direct democracy system. Every idiot was trying to do different shit and there was little if any cooperation which is one of the reasons it collapsed

Speaking of which, using a failure run by a bunch of idiots as proof of your utopian society doesn't make you look very smart lucas


Says the guy who can't pass even the most basic remedial math class


Pure gibberish


They were never non profit lucas. The way insurance companies work makes that impossible. By definition they make far more money than they put out as a matter of course


More out of the blue looney talk

 

[Cheesegirl78]

There was some borderline if not outright cp involved as well that mods removed and made lucas spaz out a bit

I remember the gay porn stuff, I didn't know he posted cp as well.

 

[WonderWino]

I remember the gay porn stuff, I didn't know he posted cp as well.

It was on the border questionable stuff that one of the mods deleted and put an alert on a post saying the pic didn't look 18 and it was sketchy as fuck or something to that effect

Given lucas's history of posting pics of teens who clearly are not 18 and of trying to pull the 'I know what 18 year olds look like! She looks 22!' horseshit i'd say it was definitely cp and that he likely has had a fair amount of it on his stuff for years. Though I do still wonder why he posted the gay porn and what made him think that was a good idea

 

[HackerX]

Let's see what our favorite old, fat, homeless, and schizophrenic retard is doing.

Relatively quiet on Facebook today

More of his Bumble mooing. One would think this statistic is irrelevant to Lucas considering that only bots ever message him on dating apps. I've mentioned this before, but I'd kill to see some of those logs since I highly, highly doubt he understands it's only bots that message him. Or that he understands the concept of bots for that matter. I'm sure he repeats the same pattern every single time and it never registers to him why these accounts seemingly always point him towards a link after 2-3 messages.

Sadly nothing on YouTube, but let's go TikTokkin'!

It's clear, as it always has been, that Lucas views the age difference as a purely math thing. Concepts like maturity, grooming, taking advantage of, etc simply do not register to him in the slightest.

Rofl. He's mad at the zoomer comments.

LOL. More info continues to come out even though it's obvious there's A LOT more additional context he's neglecting to add. He legitimately only views negative remarks under a singular umbrella. That anyone with a negative opinion of his zoomer bae dream just think it's weird he's attracted to them. That's it. No idea that people see through his tarded manipulation tactics, or that it's super fucking obvious he has nothing to offer to a woman, or society for that matter, other than a flaccid penis that hasn't reached an erection in 10 years. None of that! They all just bigots who think it's weird Lucas is attracted to beautiful women.

Nigga what? This one is bizarre since it almost like he's making a callback to a classic, but that's not possible. Maybe I'm missing something? Either way, I can't help but appreciate his commitment to the delusion. It's already hilarious that Lucas thinks a woman, much less 26 year old woman, would entertain him, but also to imagine him turning the imaginary 26 year old down because she's too old. Obviously 26 years old is a no-go when he's in the delusion, but I'd find it hard to believe he'd turn it down in reality. Initially at least. Until the voices on the wind speak up. Then off to the puzzle factory he goes.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

I've mentioned this before, but I'd kill to see some of those logs since I highly, highly doubt he understands it's only bots that message him. Or that he understands the concept of bots for that matter. I'm sure he repeats the same pattern every single time and it never registers to him why these accounts seemingly always point him towards a link after 2-3 messages.

All the emojis they use probably throw him off.

 

[HackerX]

All the emojis they use probably throw him off.

Chuckling at the thought of his responses. For sure there's a "What" and a singular "Hello". Then probably a spiel about seeking an 18-24 woman that's not too far off from what he posts on Facebook. Definitely something about drinks and a steak too.

It wouldn't shock me if Lucas provides details regarding his employment or living situation unprompted without rhyme or reason either. He's weird in that I think he realizes being a homeless hobo isn't particularly tantalizing to anyone, but his delusional idea that Gen Z socialist atheist baes are everywhere just take over and enable him share that info because it always works in his head. Again, all occuring within a conversation that tells him to visit a link to buy some shit by the 2nd or 3rd message.

Ofc, can't forget the bigot mooing. You have to wonder if he starts that as soon as they send him the templated advertisement. Do you think he calls each and every one of them bigot every single time? You'd hope not. You'd hope Lucas would have picked up the hint after the third or fourth time the same exact thing happened, but this is Lucas 'Dr. Nigga' Werner we're talking about. His behaviors, mannerisms, thoughts, words, and phrases have been functionally unchanged for decades. I'd completely believe he wouldn't grasp the common theme here. It's more likely than not that each and every bot account that's messaged him has been called ageist, classist, weightist, ablest bigots.

Some particular juicy comments.

This is the same dude who got mad over fantasizing Cyril fucking Myrna. LOL

 

[WonderWino]

It's clear, as it always has been, that Lucas views the age difference as a purely math thing. Concepts like maturity, grooming, taking advantage of, etc simply do not register to him in the slightest.

He's being deliberately disingenuous with that post. As retarded as he is even lucas knows that question is bs. Predators do all kinds of things to be considered predators, thats only one of them. It also discounts the existence of mentally deficient adults. Lucas knows this, he's spent most of his adult life around such adults and just got busted trying to groom one with that autistic adult catfish incident. He's fishing for a very specific answer and will reeee at any other one

That aside, the only people who would even consider asking such a question are predators. People who aren't predators have neither the thought process nor the need to ask such a thing

Rofl. He's mad at the zoomer comments.

> Does something inappropriate
> Gets told what he does is inappropriate
> Flips out and threatens to block people for calling him out for inappropriate behavior
> Is surprised that he gets called a predator for behaving like a predator

Its amazing he doesn't get beaten and/or arrested far more often

Unsurprisingly, it never occurs to him that his behavior is the common denominator when getting called a creep by every group who sees him do this. Particularly when its the group he's creeping on. Thats why he keeps latching on to these bumble 'studies' and deliberately reading into what he wants to in them to convince himself he's right and everybody else is a bigot for questioning his behavior and intentions

LOL. More info continues to come out even though it's obvious there's A LOT more additional context he's neglecting to add. He legitimately only views negative remarks under a singular umbrella. That anyone with a negative opinion of his zoomer bae dream just think it's weird he's attracted to them. That's it. No idea that people see through his tarded manipulation tactics, or that it's super fucking obvious he has nothing to offer to a woman, or society for that matter, other than a flaccid penis that hasn't reached an erection in 10 years. None of that! They all just bigots who think it's weird Lucas is attracted to beautiful women.

Like you said he is clearly leaving out alot of context. Its not like some antifa guys randomly walked up to him and started berating him about creeping on teen girls. He sought them out, expecting them to have the same views as he does because they're antifa, and clearly hit on some member of their group, who got uncomfortable and those guys stepped in and confronted lucas about it. Likely leading to him flipping out and blocking them before they could respond. Not a good idea at all considering you never know what antifa tards might do, particularly when creeping female members, especially when said creep does so under their real name and is infamous as fuck for this behavior. If lucas keeps that up he's asking to get confronted by those sorts of people irl. Guaranteed he'd shit his pants if that happens, seeing a couple masked antifa tards, probably carrying guns approaching him on the street calling him a creep and warning him to stay away from little girls or else. What I wouldn't give to get that moment on video

an oldie but a good one:

If anybody ever wonders why has fucked up kidneys just remember he did this to this poor tbone steak. All that seasoning salt before even cooking it then dumping fucking garlic salt on it afterwards and that god awful sauce. and of course he ate it with his hands in front of multiple people. They must have been staring at him doing that like watching an ape eat something weird at the zoo

Not to mention cooking that shit in a toaster oven. Imagine doing that to a tbone steak. I can't begin to imagine how utterly disgustingly salty that steak must have been. I doubt a normal person could have eaten that without getting sick even if they wanted to

and of course he would broil the fucking pickles in a toaster oven. Its cheesycukes 2.0. Steaky Cukes?

 

[Stinkyboy]

lol, he wouldn't date a 26 year old. Good thing no 26 year old would date an old loser like the Wern, that's still too much of an age gap.

 

[HackerX]

an oldie but a good one:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-SghZmmwAzsIf anybody ever wonders why has fucked up kidneys just remember he did this to this poor tbone steak. All that seasoning salt before even cooking it then dumping fucking garlic salt on it afterwards and that god awful sauce. and of course he ate it with his hands in front of multiple people. They must have been staring at him doing that like watching an ape eat something weird at the zoo

Not to mention cooking that shit in a toaster oven. Imagine doing that to a tbone steak. I can't begin to imagine how utterly disgustingly salty that steak must have been. I doubt a normal person could have eaten that without getting sick even if they wanted to

and of course he would broil the fucking pickles in a toaster oven. Its cheesycukes 2.0. Steaky Cukes?

My favorite thing about Lucas's food oddities isn't even him throwing the most random shit together like any of it makes sense. It's that he believes he's a fucking gourmand with very elegant tastes. FFS, I don't believe the man would notice the difference between American and Swiss cheese in a blind taste test. Hell, I'm half convinced he wouldn't notice the difference between butter and cheese. Yet, his perceived gourmandism somehow make him an elite, and therefore better than you. It's basically him combining his two favorite things, food and luring in a zoomer bae, so the result is very Lucas Werner.


I always appreciate posts like these because he's not looking for any response that doesn't involve a zoomer bae throwing themselves at them. Now he's never gotten anything remotely close to that answer, so it always makes him extra angy when people give real answer which always happen to say 'alot more than you make'.

LOL. I always love it when he responds to someone posting that article.

Frfr my zoomer friend. U bussin'? Just one slight caveat. It's one of many, many issues.

LOL. Feminist Wern attempting to debate a topic is always a fan favorite. I just wish he'd ever be forced to commit to a discussion since he never returns. Though that could be due to either Lucas forgetting what he was talking about, or Lucas being too retarded to navigate back to it.

 

[WonderWino]

LOL. I always love it when he responds to someone posting that article.

They lied about her age in that article he says

No lucas, they fucking did not. Journos are stupid but they are not that stupid. If they had been lying in an attempt to make you look like a pedo and you weren't they have gotten their asses sued off and they know it. Thats a very, very serious accusation that they don't make without proof. It was also explicitly backed up by multiple media outlets, the girl herself and fucking starbucks. Are you going to claim starbucks is lying about the age of their employee lucas? You think the cops would have been called if she was actually an adult? Absolutely not

It also goes directly against lucas's 'she was 23' horseshit that he previously claimed was what was said publicly. Yet again he can't keep his bs straight. Not to mention the whole being quoted as saying she was 16 and how that was totally ok as far as the law was concerned.

Who's to say what the power dynamic would be is about as manipulative and predatory a statement as you can get. Everyone with basic common sense can say lucas. Its literally inherent to the age gap. Thats the whole point about why its a problem and of course he tries to turn it around on the person he's talking to and pulling the 'but zoomer baes are totally mature for their age' horseshit thats also textbook predator and grooming talk

 

[Stinkyboy]

he believes he's a fucking gourmand with very elegant tastes.

He is a gourmand, but only the second and third definitions.

gourmand /goo͝r-mänd′, goo͝r′mənd/

noun​

1. A lover of good food.
2. A person who often eats too much.
3. A greedy or ravenous eater; a glutton.

 

[HackerX]

Who's to say what the power dynamic would be is about as manipulative and predatory a statement as you can get. Everyone with basic common sense can say lucas. Its literally inherent to the age gap. Thats the whole point about why its a problem and of course he tries to turn it around on the person he's talking to and pulling the 'but zoomer baes are totally mature for their age' horseshit thats also textbook predator and grooming talk

'Power dynamic' means nothing to Lucas. It's just some words he doesn't understand, but he does know 18 is legally an adult (please ignore his thirsting for women under 1 so there's no reason they shouldn't date a 46 year old such as himself. If they're an adult, it means their decision making is infallible. Concepts such as power dynamics and grooming can't apply either because they're adults. Do you think Gen Z women over the age of 18 aren't intelligent? Are you one of them bigots?

It's amazing really. The dude honestly has no idea what any of those concepts mean, or what they imply, yet he so blatantly exhibits them any sense of awareness. He legitimately has reduced it down to a math problem. '>18 = Good' and '<18 =Bad', yet he'll gladly ignore the latter math when there's a convenient opportunity. Simple as that. There's no nuance or context. No one, other than himself, can have underlying ideas, intent, or motives. And if you notice his very obvious manipulation, you're just a x'ist bigot.

Let's check out ye good ol Facebook.

There goes feminist Wern's delusions again. All women specifically a certain way and everything involved conservatism is a bigot.

Nigga is all over the place with this one. The only thing I'm picking up from this is he's gay and Mallon Place needs to up his dosage.

Very smart meme. Lucas is so smart.

That's a lots of words to say he's gay, lol.

Look how smart Myrna's baby boy is!??

I unironically think he's trying to develop a cope that'll make him believe he's slamming zoomer bae puss puss in the collective subconscious. Doesn't matter since he's not observing any of it. LOL.

Nigga you ain't got no money. The only money you've ever had is the taxpayer's money.

Now let's look at Tikky Tokky

Jesus. Just Jesus. I guess women around him aren't liberated and not interesting conversationally whatsoever. Not that Lucas could follow a conversation anyways. We witness it all the time on his text screeds and YouTube moos where he'll jump off a completely unrelated tangent on a moment's notice. We got the best glimpse of his conversation skills when people would pay him sandwiches to hop on their podcasts.

I can't imagine how much it sucks to casually talk with him in person. You know he'd only talk about what he wants to talk about, or take the opportunity to moo at bigots. It'd legitimately be infuriating. It's been said countless times, but God only knows how his therapist copes after a session with Lucas. They either get drunk afterwards or schedule a session with their therapist, LOL. There's gotta be a certain pain in not only knowing you just wasted at least an hour of your life trying to get through a brick wall, but knowing you're gonna have to do it again and again and again until Lucas dies.

He's like a comedian working on new material. By comedian, I mean a 46 year old schizofrenic sex pest hobo obsessed with zoomer baes, and by new material I mean the same material he's been trotting out for at least 15 years, if not his entire 'adult' life.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Now it's "join me for a drink", implying they'll be paying for themselves.
Such chivalry. Very gentlemanly.